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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:45 pm
Sindavra Queen-of-the-Rogue Ares or Mars ALRIGHT, WHAT THE HELL?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you, Sindavra! Inviting me to a bar on your bill, my *ss...I knew something was up!!!! scream scream What did Davra do Ares? I'm guessing either he doesn't remember, or doesn't want to remember, but I shall make a clean version whilst trying to protect you: --------------- When we were at the bar; Ares got blindly drunk, insulted the leader of a herd of urban centaurs, and while I was trying to save him from being trampled into a shameful defeat (I very nearly didn't save your skin there, Mate!!) When I finally managed to get him out of the bar he got hit on the head with an empty bottle by an angry tramp. Because I couldn't exactly leave him there while he was as drunk as he was, I decided to take him home. He vomitted all over the bathroom floor, turned my cats into a pair of tie-dyed ferrets and commandeered my bedroom after several phone-calls to my relatives that turned the air blue. ------------- I have pictorial evidence to back it up. I HAVE DELETED THE EVIDENCE! scream
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:49 pm
Ares or Mars Sindavra Queen-of-the-Rogue Ares or Mars ALRIGHT, WHAT THE HELL?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you, Sindavra! Inviting me to a bar on your bill, my *ss...I knew something was up!!!! scream scream What did Davra do Ares? I'm guessing either he doesn't remember, or doesn't want to remember, but I shall make a clean version whilst trying to protect you: --------------- When we were at the bar; Ares got blindly drunk, insulted the leader of a herd of urban centaurs, and while I was trying to save him from being trampled into a shameful defeat (I very nearly didn't save your skin there, Mate!!) When I finally managed to get him out of the bar he got hit on the head with an empty bottle by an angry tramp. Because I couldn't exactly leave him there while he was as drunk as he was, I decided to take him home. He vomitted all over the bathroom floor, turned my cats into a pair of tie-dyed ferrets and commandeered my bedroom after several phone-calls to my relatives that turned the air blue. ------------- I have pictorial evidence to back it up. I HAVE DELETED THE EVIDENCE! scream Did you delete the 'evidence' that Hermes has? And what about Helios? Have you deleted what he saw?
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:40 pm
Sindavra Ares or Mars Sindavra Queen-of-the-Rogue Ares or Mars ALRIGHT, WHAT THE HELL?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you, Sindavra! Inviting me to a bar on your bill, my *ss...I knew something was up!!!! scream scream What did Davra do Ares? I'm guessing either he doesn't remember, or doesn't want to remember, but I shall make a clean version whilst trying to protect you: --------------- When we were at the bar; Ares got blindly drunk, insulted the leader of a herd of urban centaurs, and while I was trying to save him from being trampled into a shameful defeat (I very nearly didn't save your skin there, Mate!!) When I finally managed to get him out of the bar he got hit on the head with an empty bottle by an angry tramp. Because I couldn't exactly leave him there while he was as drunk as he was, I decided to take him home. He vomitted all over the bathroom floor, turned my cats into a pair of tie-dyed ferrets and commandeered my bedroom after several phone-calls to my relatives that turned the air blue. ------------- I have pictorial evidence to back it up. I HAVE DELETED THE EVIDENCE! scream Did you delete the 'evidence' that Hermes has? And what about Helios? Have you deleted what he saw? IM ON IT. scream
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:43 pm
Yeah good luck with that Ares. Especially since Hermes has probably already given the evidence to the other gods. Especially Athena since she'd have paid him for it. lol
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:46 pm
Queen-of-the-Rogue Yeah good luck with that Ares. Especially since Hermes has probably already given the evidence to the other gods. Especially Athena since she'd have paid him for it. lol ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:51 pm
All this torment of Ares makes me feel rather sorry for what I'm putting him through. *phone rings- a text* wait a second, *reads it* Eris told me to pester you some more.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:35 pm
Wow... im bored, entertain me some more.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:44 pm
Poor Enyalios, indeed. stressed
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:46 pm
Sindavra All this torment of Ares makes me feel rather sorry for what I'm putting him through. *phone rings- a text* wait a second, *reads it* Eris told me to pester you some more. Oh for the love of...not again, with this crap. stressed
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:46 pm
Melios the Hoplite Wow... im bored, entertain me some more. Okay. Go read a book, smart one. stressed
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:50 pm
You have to admit, all this amusement on your behalf is your own fault. If you wouldn't let them bait you, and if you weren't currently dressed like Dionysos during one of his Bakkhanaliai, they'd probably not tease you so much.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:57 pm
Akherontis You have to admit, all this amusement on your behalf is your own fault. If you wouldn't let them bait you, and if you weren't currently dressed like Dionysos during one of his Bakkhanaliai, they'd probably not tease you so much. If I hadn't sworn that stupid oath...that's it! Im not drinking ever again!!!! scream scream or at least not with or near any of you people
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:59 pm
Did you indeed swear by the River of Hate? Any oath not made by the Stygian waters need not be kept, after all. It is only Styx whose promises are bound to be unbreakable.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:02 pm
Akherontis Did you indeed swear by the River of Hate? Any oath not made by the Stygian waters need not be kept, after all. It is only Styx whose promises are bound to be unbreakable. It was Styx. One of the few things I actually remember, damnit... stressed
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