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 Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:36 pm
Punkman2159 ok... this is a bit of music theory for you.... so a C, an E, and a G walk into a bar. they ask for a couple of beers. the bartender turns around and says, sorry, but i don't serve minors. so the E leaves, and the C and the G split a fifth.... (if you don't know music theory, i just wasted your time....) Dude, unless your messed up in the head, you soooo screwed that joke up! if it was a C, E, and G, then the chord would be Major, not minor. I think you meant C, Eb, and G.... ANYWAY Why did the Drummer cross the road? To get away from the pursuing Guard Girls.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:40 pm
goddess_aphrodite u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class My friend does that in Algebra sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:44 pm
Nintendo Punk 05 Punkman2159 ok... this is a bit of music theory for you.... so a C, an E, and a G walk into a bar. they ask for a couple of beers. the bartender turns around and says, sorry, but i don't serve minors. so the E leaves, and the C and the G split a fifth.... (if you don't know music theory, i just wasted your time....) Dude, unless your messed up in the head, you soooo screwed that joke up! if it was a C, E, and G, then the chord would be Major, not minor. I think you meant C, Eb, and G.... ANYWAY Why did the Drummer cross the road? To get away from the pursuing Guard Girls. I like yours It's sort of like that at my school my friend says the drumline guys are freakin hot sweatdrop whee
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 7:47 am
Talee-Chan goddess_aphrodite u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class My friend does that in Algebra sweatdrop You mean there's something wrong with that? I do that all the time. I know my sister's freshman marching show and I was only in sixth grade when that happened. (sings Of Kingdoms and Glory)
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:00 am
thats good and true lol hee U know when ur a band geek when u have shirts that say " BAND GEEK .. PROUD OF IT !!!!!!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:32 am
Trombone Karma Sutra: We do it in 7 positions
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:46 am
Trumpet players:
We don't have an ego problem, we're just better than you.
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:27 am
Number_09 Trumpet players: We don't have an ego problem, we're just better than you. That is so not true with our trumpets...
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:59 pm
my fav senceless band humor!
Don't Bb
Don't B#
Just B Natural!
or
"Hey i'm a music major! my alphabet goes to G and i can count to 12! what more do you want from me?"
Ah the joys of university music! *swoons*
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:39 pm
StickChick09 Talee-Chan goddess_aphrodite u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class My friend does that in Algebra sweatdrop You mean there's something wrong with that? I do that all the time. I know my sister's freshman marching show and I was only in sixth grade when that happened. (sings Of Kingdoms and Glory) I do that TOO MUCH. Me and my friends are ALWAYS humming Blue Ridge Saga during math.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:27 am
i once went to a concert and saw a bassist smile
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:09 pm
haha...the ones I have read thus far are quite amusing! I hope the jokes I post are not repeats, but they could be, I haven't read all the threads. (sorry in advance)
1. How do you know when a clarinetist is at your door?
they don't know where to come in or what key...
2. how do you prevent an oboe from being stolen?
put it in a clarinet case...
3. how does someone not handicapped park in a handicapped spot?
put a clarinet on the dashboard
(I know, that one is uberly dumb!)
4. how do you tune to piccolos?
shoot one
5. how many french horn players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, but there will be 10 more standing around saying how they could have done it better
6. what do you do when an instrumentalist can't play his instrument anymore? give him two sticks and put him in the back to play percussion. if he fails at that, take one stick away and put him on the podium.
I know there are more, but that's all I can think of for now. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:03 pm
I was listening in to what to colorgaurd has to say about relationships. This is what I caught:
The horns have good lips.
Oh yea, they're real good kissers.
Especially the Saxaphones.
Drummers have good hands.
Some of them are good kissers, right Cassy?
Oh yea, Eric is a real good kisser.
You just have to work with them if they aren't.
Wow.... but when you think about it. . . .
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:55 pm
Sorry for reviving this old thread, but I was told to post band jokes here. So here's a couple:
#1. What's the range of a piccolo? 30 yards with a good arm.
#2. What's the difference between a french horn and a car horn? You can tune a car horn.
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