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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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 Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:10 pm
Moments after that, Durza's on the blower to the blues and twos, tipping them off about an illegal rock climber without safty equiptment.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:53 pm
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:01 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:33 pm
 An exhausted Sir Rodge makes it to the top of the cliffs after a full 7 days of climbing...after collapsing in a heap, he looks up to spot the eeevil Durzy trying to take advantage of the hapless Peachy (the future Mrs Velvet) As ever, with no regard to his personal safety or hair, Roger springs into action to defend his lady's honour... 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:33 pm
*lays Durza out with a backhanded swipe across the chops*
That's better! hang on a minute, what's that smell...
*turns round in puzzlement trying to determine where the overpowering waft of aftershave is coming from*
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:38 am
*sees the force at which Durzy hit the ground and realises that Peachy can look after herself* As i saunter over to congratulate her, she turns around quickly with an evil grin on her mush... Sir Rodge backs away, slowly at first then faster, then as fast as his velvety clad legs will carry him...Peachys in hot pursuit, cackling like a withered old hag...(so out of character that!) ......DURZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...WAKE UP.....HELPPPPPPP....she's maaaaaadddddd
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:04 pm
*bounds after Rodge the Todge and makes a grab for his lustrous golden locks* eek what's this??!! *stares at the acrylic mop that's come off in her hand* IT'S A WIG!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:40 pm
OI!!! Gimme back my toupée..... redface As a hysterical Peachy flees with the Rodge-mop, holding it aloft like a trophy, our hero stands naked....distraught...his secret is out (well one of them anyway!)
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:32 pm
The ever resourceful Rodger quickly improvises some new 'hair'....HOORAH!! No one will ever know!!!
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:23 pm
rofl
Instead of dandruff, Rodger will have to worry about newsprint smears on his scalp!
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:42 am
Very handy for when he's cleaning out the cat litter box... xp blaugh
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:00 am
Durza cursed as he got up, wondering when he'd tried to take advantage. Watching Velvet, he smirked, trying to wipe the mud from his jacket that he'd only bought that morning! "keep runnin', Baldie."
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:18 pm
*looks about and spots a 'present' left by one of Whatsit's cows
frisbees it with unerring accuracy at the fleeing Todger's head*
SPLAT
*shouts after the rapidly disappearing Velvet*
that'll help you out, meant to make hair re-grow you know!! 3nodding
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:22 pm
The balmy 'wizard' poked out his tongue at such a thing, then clocked his fingers, causing a downpour of sudden localized rain over Peachy's hands to clean them. "They'll fall off otherwise"
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