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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:43 pm
Missy Molly Liros It'd be worth it to see if he sucks at Soul Calibur Three worse than I do! Knowing my luck, Alucard would probably rape my a** at Soul Calibur like everyone else. D: I'll just stick to Tekken and Mortal Kombat, thank you. heart I don't think he'd be so hot for DDR though... so I guess that gives me some hope. I just had a mental image of Alucard on a DDR board...dancing. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry! XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:50 pm
Ace of Death Missy Molly Liros It'd be worth it to see if he sucks at Soul Calibur Three worse than I do! Knowing my luck, Alucard would probably rape my a** at Soul Calibur like everyone else. D: I'll just stick to Tekken and Mortal Kombat, thank you. heart I don't think he'd be so hot for DDR though... so I guess that gives me some hope. I just had a mental image of Alucard on a DDR board...dancing. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry! XD Oh lawd! xD probably the mixture of crying and laughing. I'm sure Seras would get the hang of it quicker. Integra would probably be annoyed. xD She would kill the announcer guy and make her own "encouragement" for the player. "You dance like a bloody circus elephant!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:55 pm
Hey, on the subject of Soulcalibur 3, which character do you think he would pick? XD Nightmare might be the obvious choice, but I believe he would then discover that Nightmare is slow and switch. It would go something like this...
Squi: *shrinks into corner after preventing Alucard from shooting the PS2* Um...maybe you should try as...Talim? She's fast...
Alucard: ...Is that the sissy wind girl you just beat me with?
Squi: Er, yes? ^^;;;;;;
Alucard: ...What about.............that one? *puts cursor over Zasalamel*
Squi: NO, DUN DO IT, MASTER! HE'S EVEN SLOWER!!!!!
Alucard: ...
Squi: *sigh* How wbout I just let you create your own...-.- *goes back to main menu*
And as for DDR... xd
Squi: SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! *has epiphany* Oh, right, but he'll get mad if he loses at this to, so I should pick a beginner song... ninja
Alucard: What was that?
Squi: Nothing! *looks for a slow song*
Alucard: *death glare at the doubting Squi* Put the j-pop back. stressed
Squi: o.o Yes, sir! *puts "Speed Over Beethoven on*
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:47 pm
Well, a[lunie]card, you've reiterated the need for an "Alucard will not kill the client or destroy the client's stuff" clause in the rental contract. XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:25 pm
Oh, has that clause been added already? XD Sorry, I'm afraid I either forgot or didn't notice...But certainly it would be necessary! Oh, and also, if I did rent him, I would have to post on this thread saying that I rented him; I'm sure you guys wouldn't believe me, but I would ask him to type something for you all and then go all fangirl, because teh gloves touched my keyboard -- oh, my god, squeeeeee!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:00 pm
If I rented Alucard for a day......hmmmm.......I'd have him play Guitar Hero first just to see how well he'd do with the hard rock music. Then, I'd have him tell me his life(s) stories with dramatic poses and in the form of kabuki. Finally, I'd have him swear me into the Hellsing Agency and teach me how to use a pistol like a vampire. Mmmm.........the scent of gunpowder and blood........the perfect day. *nods*
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:17 pm
a[lunie]card Oh, has that clause been added already? XD Sorry, I'm afraid I either forgot or didn't notice...But certainly it would be necessary! Oh, and also, if I did rent him, I would have to post on this thread saying that I rented him; I'm sure you guys wouldn't believe me, but I would ask him to type something for you all and then go all fangirl, because teh gloves touched my keyboard -- oh, my god, squeeeeee!!!!!!!! XDDDDD Not officially, but I'd added it mentally - for my own protection. XD Yeah, we'd need a lot of proof to make sure it wasn't just fan girl delusions. wink You'd probably have the keyboard bronzed, huh! I don't blame ya.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:04 pm
Ace of Death a[lunie]card Oh, has that clause been added already? XD Sorry, I'm afraid I either forgot or didn't notice...But certainly it would be necessary! Oh, and also, if I did rent him, I would have to post on this thread saying that I rented him; I'm sure you guys wouldn't believe me, but I would ask him to type something for you all and then go all fangirl, because teh gloves touched my keyboard -- oh, my god, squeeeeee!!!!!!!! XDDDDD Not officially, but I'd added it mentally - for my own protection. XD Yeah, we'd need a lot of proof to make sure it wasn't just fan girl delusions. wink You'd probably have the keyboard bronzed, huh! I don't blame ya. Hmmm, when you think about it, this whole thing would just be a lawsuit waiting to happen if you didn't. XDDD Yup! whee
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:58 pm
I dunno, though. Would you have the guts to sue Hellsing? I would...but I like them on the inside. XD Anyway, getting back, maybe I'd have him teach me how to swordfight? He did use one when he was a human, after all.
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:49 pm
I just have to say...This is a very versatile thread; it's inspired two others! whee
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:49 pm
Gotta love threads that do that! I think the beauty of this thread is it's open-ended challenge. Challenge in that you have to think of things other than killing and, well, shagging.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:16 pm
Ace of Death Gotta love threads that do that! I think the beauty of this thread is it's open-ended challenge. Challenge in that you have to think of things other than killing and, well, shagging. Eheh. Shagging. domokun heart
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:41 am
a[lunie]card I just have to say...This is a very versatile thread; it's inspired two others! whee Thanks a[lunie]card and Ace I really appreciate that. Honestly it would be nothing without those who are will to take the challenge.
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:21 pm
Gorenza a[lunie]card I just have to say...This is a very versatile thread; it's inspired two others! whee Thanks a[lunie]card and Ace I really appreciate that. Honestly it would be nothing without those who are will to take the challenge. No prob. I'm really amazed at what imaginative people we have! A lot of the ideas were quite original. Keep it up, guys.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:26 pm
Gorenza a[lunie]card I just have to say...This is a very versatile thread; it's inspired two others! whee Thanks a[lunie]card and Ace I really appreciate that. Honestly it would be nothing without those who are will to take the challenge. Welcome! heart
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