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 Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:27 am
I'd have him dispatch the horrid cosplayer that had been a thorn in my side to me for over half a year now
Hmm... that, and give him to my friends for "Favors" *blushes*
But personally, if I were in charge of him, I reckon I'd let power corrupt me and go on a power trip
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:03 am
Why so much hang up on Alucard as a sex icon? I must be the odd one out because I just don't see it.
What would I do as Alucard's Master...
This would mean that the direct Hellsing line is gone.
Simple answer then.
I would do my best to fill Sir Integra's shoes, to carry on her work with honor and dignity, and to live my life gloriously doing so.
*dreams*
The greatest honor would be swearing alligence directly to Her Majesty.
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Sir_Catherine Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:32 pm
I'd examine his face, and he's not allowed to be annoyed. :3
Then I'd draw him! Hah.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:55 pm
I have to say that if I were in the position of somehow being Alucard's master, I'd do my damndest to study those binding spells and lock him back up.
I personally think he is and has always been too dangerous to be out loose. Even Integra's playboy dad felt Alucard was best kept as a secret 'emergencies only' trump card.
It's not an Ace in the Hole if you have him lurking behind you at the museum, after all.
..... now, would I be allowed time to study those binding spells? Would I be allowed access to the Hellsing private library and secret Wizardry rooms? That would be the key. If not - well let's just say I'd probably be corrupted pretty quickly and a lot of people would die just for the sake of seeing them dead.
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:28 pm
I would have him scare the crud out of quite a few selected people...
Then after I have my good little chuckle. I would make popcorn and force Alucard to watch all my favorite movies with me while I curled up in his lap. 3nodding
I'm sure I could think of a few other things to do too...
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:38 am
Hm.. oh the possiblities. First I would not let him call me Master... Master sounds too guyish... Second talk about an A+ in history. Who better to help in history than an ancient vampire?
Me: Alucard! I need you to write an essay for my History class.... again
Alucard: THAT'S THE 7TH ONE THIS WEEK!!! *shreds the book*
Me: eek Well... one less book to worry about... then again new assignment -- persuade my teachers to give me all A's since you ripped up my last school book.
Alucard: Fine... master
Me: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT
Alucard: *disappears laughing darkly*
Me: *leans back in chair* I never get tired of that laugh
Hm... Let see.. i wouldn't want to rule the world too much pressure... hm.. scare the hell out of the kids who pick on me... kill my boss for being a total arse... hm.. twisted too many dark and evil thoughts oh and turn me into a vampire just so I can annoy him the rest of his life.. okay maybe not annoy him but hey he'd be a great one to follow around when I'm bored... Oh and have him help train my two dogs! I mean he has hellhounds that listen to him I got two labs that are hyper like a kid who ate sugar and they rarely listen to me...
Alucard: I like pestering people not being pestered...
Me: -- You can't pester me i have siblings
Alucard: damn..
Me: but if you do happen to pester me I'll make sure to annoy you for the rest of eternity
Alucard: and I don't do dog training
Me: I'm you're... erm... ruler! You'll do as I say
Alucard; *mutters something about nice replacement for master* Fine but if they don't listen I'll sick my hounds on them
me; *dark look* do that and you can find yourself back in that dungeon for etenrity and I'll make sure no one find the dungeon
Alucard: *goes silent*
Me: good... *gets tackled by two dogs* grr we'll start training now
Alucard: *had disappeared with a smirk*
Me; ALUCARD!!!! GRR I SAID YOU HAD TO HELP - OH FORGET IT!! WHEN I FIND YOU IT WON'T BE PLEASANT
Oh and if Anderson ever saw me as a vampire use Alucard as a body guard (Anderson scares me! sweatdrop )
Alucard; you could make a really good Sir Integra you know that?
Me; *panting having finally gotten control of her dogs* shut up..
But ya I have a whole list of ideas I'd like to do if I was his master. Another one would be -- destroy yaoi and yuri fanfictions bwahaha... (no offense)
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:35 pm
If I were Alucard's master, I would... force him to be my message boy.
Alucard: *trots up to some celebrity's house, insert dramatic ninja vampire skills here until he gets to the door and rings the bell* *and when the celebrity comes out, he says in a very unenthusiastic way* My master wanted me to tell you you suck. crying *leaves with trails of bugs behind him*
>=D I would also have him visit and seduce my choice friends.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:56 pm
id make him....do my bidding of course >> or id show him off
haha! i have a sexy alucard and you dont!
or or ... i get to play around as integra for a bit..hmm ive always admired hre standing up and not really letting ALucard get on her nerves.
or or ill challenge him into a verbal duel!
who can be the most sarcastic, sadist, or the meanest person?!
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:45 pm
If I was Alucard's Master, I would act like Integra and order him around all day long... biggrin I would then make him turn me into a vampire and protect England and Her Majesty forever!!! heart I would also tell him to destroy Anderson and kill anyone who disrespects Hellsing... wink
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:20 pm
i would teel him to kill all my enemies and to give me some of his powers since he has so much
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:15 pm
I'd take him horseback riding then have him phase through all bank vaults in the world buy a huge ranch then set him free "sigh".
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:36 pm
If I was Alucard's Master... *chuckles*... I would make him kill those that despise me...
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:37 am
If I were Alucard's Master...I'd have him Nanny my 7 Month old son and teach him everything he knows! Heehee... cool
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:54 am
if i were his master i would tell him to take over a state and make it all mine
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:44 pm
If I were Alucard's master....I would make him kill evil people....and...(Dammit you people have messed with my thoughts....your making me think naughty thoughts of Alucard..... crying )...and...I would at least have some fun playing tricks on people with him.>>(You are all nice people anyway...)
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