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 Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:44 pm
Han: *Stares at Leia after she says she's Luke's sister*
Thought: Aw, sick! Slut! Whore! Jesus Christ! I wanted to tap that? Oh, god, They'll be born with sixteen toes! Oh, gag!
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:59 pm
C3P0: I am See Threepio, Human Cyborg Relations
Thougt: Robots can't think, dumbass. Why do yu think they call it ARTIFICIAL intelligence.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:19 pm
Luke sees the three ghosts at the end of Ep. VI.
Thought: I am so high.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:43 pm
Ghost Obi Wan looks at Ghost Anakin.
Obi Wan- Bloody hell, now you're here too. Just when I thought I had enough of worrying about you. That business on Cato Neimoidia STILL doesn't count!
Anakin- Yeah, I hate you too, b*****d.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm
Luke: I want to be a Jedi like my father before me...
Thought: I still am not sure about this whole jedi thing. I'm just saying that to make ben happy...
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:14 pm
Yoda- Size Matters Not.
(Inner Flasback)
(Worker- Sorry kid, but you're too short for this ride.)
(Lil' Yoda- crying )
Yoda- crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:56 pm
ElladanKenet Yoda- Size Matters Not. (Inner Flasback) (Worker- Sorry kid, but you're too short for this ride.) (Lil' Yoda- crying ) Yoda- crying There was a shirt like that at Star Wars weekends, lol. Anikan: Your with him! Thought: she better not be cheating on me
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:04 pm
Anakin- That's ten you owe me.
Obi-Wan- 9. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't... doesn't count.
Anakin- Oh yeah? Did you tell her parents?
Obi-Wan- I swear, I didn't know she was underage!
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:05 pm
Vader: I want them alive!
Thought: Hey... Did that sound too scottish? Maybe a bit dutch..Oh, jeez.
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:49 pm
Force Ghost Luke- How the hell am I a ghost? I never learned it from Ben or that Qui Ness Jinn guy.
Force Ghost Anakin- Me too. George Lucas' explanation was that I was just so powerful, I could do it by default.
Force Ghost Ajunta Pall- Just like me, fufufufufu.....
Force Ghost Marka Ragnos- AND ME! RAWR!
F. G. Obi Wan- Hmm, this is strange. Apparantly, the Whills were neutral Force-users, and didn't give a damn about light or dark side.
F. G. Yoda- Right you are. There is The Force.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:00 am
You Will Never Be A Man
In the Millennium Falcon, Where Luke and Han are talking about Leia
Luke: No.
Thought: But her and a guy like me, now that's a thought.
Unless You Are A Gentleman
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:49 pm
Said: "Roger roger."
Thought: "You know, all i've really wanted to be was... was... a lumberjack!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:52 pm
Said: Roger Roger
Thought: 1110100010101010100001011101010101010001010101001001010101010101010101010101010110010
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:27 pm
Said: At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Thought: Why didn't George give me more lines than this? I'm can do better than this. Where's my motivation?
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:18 pm
Said: "Kid, I dont think you really want to be a Sith..."
Thought: Must.... resist.... urge.... to kill.... gullible.... youth....I could shank him right here in the alley, get the comlink, and none would be the wiser! No! I must resist the dark side! C'mon! shank him! He's gonna be a Sith anyway! No! I must give him a chance to redeem himself! Look at him! he's begging to be killed! and least a death by my hand would be quick and painless! No! I can not! It goes against the Jedi Code! Shank him now! ******** the code! I cant! He's gone too far! Finish him off! Never!!!
I like fish. Shut up you.
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