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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:08 pm

*Scene in FF6 where General Leo is supposed to die*

"Gestahl": "I think you should take a nice long snooze."

Leo: "Nice try Kefka! I'm not falling for that one!"

Kefka: "How'd you know it was me?"

Leo: "You tried that trick at the Christmas party last year."

Kefka: "Son of a...... mad "

Leo*Stabs Kefka forty-seven times*: "I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH!!! There, problem solved. You guys can all go home now."

FF6 Cast: eek

Director: "Cut! Great, now where're we gonna get a new Kefka at three in the morning..... stare "

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:09 am

Shadkim

X-2: Yuna falls into the endless hole...

Yuna: It's so bright...

???: Can you hear me?

Yuna: Yes, I can. *lands on her feet*

???: Can you hear me now?

Yuna:... yes stare

???: Good... wink

Yuna: eek

HAHAHAHA...... rofl rofl rofl rofl i always get a good laugh everytime someone "applies" that joke......

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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:59 am

[Scene in FFX at the Moonflow between Auron & Rikku]

Auron: Show Me Your Face.
Rikku: ....*Looks Up With Her Eyes Closed*
Auron: Ah well this is easy!
*Auron pushes up her face and kisses her*

Everyone: eek

Director: CUT!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

*Auron breaks the kiss and looks at the Director*

Auron: What Did I do?

Director: You know you're older than her....plus Gippals on the set.....look at him....Bartello,Jecht & Braska are holding him back so he doesn't cut the crap out of you with his knife cause you just kissed Rikku!

Auron: So What?, I'm Unsent...I cannot do any harm to her.....anyways when am I going to get another chance?....eh cause It's in the script...

Director: Dammit people!.....alright.....let's do this frigging take....

Director: TAKE 203121!!!!!...ACTION!...

(I just thought of it in a minute)

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 6:23 pm

FFVIII: Edea boss battle (party: squall, rinoa, and irvine)
*rinoa uses draw on a ???? on Edea*
Rinoa: What the hell is wrong with you guys she is not even that strong lazy asses (casts firagra on squall and irvine), hate you guys (starts kicking them both)
Edea: aw poor dearies lettme heal you (casts curaga on squall and irvine)
Squall: What the crap is going on, rinoa evil, Edea healing us
Irvine: i think Rinoa its something Rinoa drew from Edea
Rinoa: (starts bawling for no reason, then goes back on a rampage on squall and rinoa)
Squall: what her evilness nes ness, bereserk WHAT IS IT SHE DREW?!?!?
Irvine: i think she drew PMS

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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:11 pm

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FFVIII: Edea boss battle (party: squall, rinoa, and irvine)
*rinoa uses draw on a ???? on Edea*
Rinoa: What the hell is wrong with you guys she is not even that strong lazy asses (casts firagra on squall and irvine), hate you guys (starts kicking them both)
Edea: aw poor dearies lettme heal you (casts curaga on squall and irvine)
Squall: What the crap is going on, rinoa evil, Edea healing us
Irvine: i think Rinoa its something Rinoa drew from Edea
Rinoa: (starts bawling for no reason, then goes back on a rampage on squall and rinoa)
Squall: what her evilness nes ness, bereserk WHAT IS IT SHE DREW?!?!?
Irvine: i think she drew PMS

LOL!!!! I LOVE IT!!

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:17 pm

Tyr Hawk

heh ^_^ love the vincent ones

Cloud is in the middle of telling his story.

Cloud: And the town burned down... but there is good news.
Tifa: huh?
Cloud: I did save a bunch of money on my car insurance after switching to Geico!
Barret: dude me too! You must be gellin'
Cloud: Like Ma-Gellin'
Cid's in the back smokin' as Red drinks a bottle of Sake
Tifa: Is everyone getting sponsored but me?!
Sephiroth pops in
Sephiroth: No tifa remember? You got a Wonder-Bra.
Tifa: Oh ya ^_^

Kingdom Hearts when Ansem is talking about Riku turning to the darkness.

Ansem: To a heart seeking freedom this island is a prison, surrounded by water. And so this boy... sought to escape from his prison. And he opened his heart to darkness.
Moogle: Oh ya?! Kupo!
Ansem: Wait... where the hell is Sora?
Moggle: He had a date with Kairi, Kupo!
Riku: He what?! He said he just needed to... oh I swear!

LMAO!!!

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Tyr Hawk

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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:35 pm

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[Scene in FFX at the Moonflow between Auron & Rikku]

Auron: Show Me Your Face.
Rikku: ....*Looks Up With Her Eyes Closed*
Auron: Ah well this is easy!
*Auron pushes up her face and kisses her*

Everyone: eek

Director: CUT!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

*Auron breaks the kiss and looks at the Director*

Auron: What Did I do?

Director: You know you're older than her....plus Gippals on the set.....look at him....Bartello,Jecht & Braska are holding him back so he doesn't cut the crap out of you with his knife cause you just kissed Rikku!

Auron: So What?, I'm Unsent...I cannot do any harm to her.....anyways when am I going to get another chance?....eh cause It's in the script...

Director: Dammit people!.....alright.....let's do this frigging take....

Director: TAKE 203121!!!!!...ACTION!...

(I just thought of it in a minute)

first off.. i'm not so sure o.O... in fact i don't think so at all...

'Namida_Tai'

LMAO!!!

Thank you ^_^ I do try...

btw: Love the FF6 one Tetsuken xd

FF7: Amidst the chaos of the Lifestream, Tifa finds herself looking into Cloud's memories...

Tifa: Wow...
Cloud:...
Tifa: Oh, right... *walks over to Cloud* hey Cloud...
Cloud points into his memories.

Tifa: Snow? I don't remember this...
Cloud: It was our first christmas.
Tifa: Wait, you remember that?! Holy hell you have a good memory.
Cloud: Not the point...
Tifa: Oh ya... so... why's this important to you.
Cloud: The gifts... duh?
Tifa: Did you get any special gifts?
Cloud: No.
Tifa: Then why remember it and put it in the game?!
Cloud: Dude... christmas rocks!
Tifa:...
She warps out of the memory and heads to another one.
Tifa: Hopefully this one will makke more sense...

Entering the next memory, Tifa simply sees herself sleeping
Tifa: wait... what the?
Cloud: Remember when I came back to the slums. Well I slept next to you downstairs.
Tifa: so then why were you staring at my chest?
Cloud:... >.> <.<.. no i wasn't.
Tifa: Cloud, I can see everything you did.
Cloud: Damn >.<
Tifa: I'm gone...
She leaves and goes on to the final memory...
tifa: I never thought Cloud as so... odd.

Finally, she enters a familiar scene.
Cloud: I remembered that night well...
Tifa: aww... It's the night of our promise.
Cloud: Ya...
Tifa: Wait... but... that's not me.
Cloud: ... yes it is.
Tifa: No, it's not. That's the girl that lived next to me. And why are you making out with her?!
Cloud: I umm...
Tifa: God! I give up... you can just stay here!

In a fit of rage, Tifa leaves Cloud to float in the Lifestream forever. But first she takes his sword. Back on the airship...
Barret: Yo Tifa. where's Cloud?!
Tifa: floating endlessly in the lifestream...
Cid: Then why do you got his sword?
Tifa: The sonofabitch didn't deserve it...
Aeris: I know... god...
Tifa: Wait, Aeris?!
Aeris: Ya... what?
Tifa: Aren't you dead?!
Aeris: Actually... when noone was looking, Barret came back, got my body, and pheonix downed me.
Everyone: Wait, Barret?!
Barret: redface
Aeris: You guys are really stupid you know that?

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:06 pm

Well...that wasn't me typing...it was Robert....He & Ashley thought it was really funny......it was when Auron kissed Rikku....and Gippal was so pissed off he had a Al Bhed knife and started to threaten Auron when Bartello ran out and Ko'd Gippal.....and they had to start the take again....

I don't find it funny either....I've gotta keep Robert off my Gaia!

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:17 am

FFVII(when cloud is in the wheelchair)

Cloud ....S.....U......W..N...R.

Tifa O Cloud whats wrong

Cloud X..........E........n.......O.......g.......E......a......R......S

Tifa Wait did you just advertise another game while talking to me *smacks and leaves*

Fei *sitting on a bed* I thought it was a great idea

Aya Yeah it worked in parasite eve and final fantasy tactics advanced too

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:00 pm

Hero Of Three Kingdoms

FFVII(when cloud is in the wheelchair)

Cloud ....S.....U......W..N...R.

Tifa O Cloud whats wrong

Cloud X..........E........n.......O.......g.......E......a......R......S

Tifa Wait did you just advertise another game while talking to me *smacks and leaves*

Fei *sitting on a bed* I thought it was a great idea

Aya Yeah it worked in parasite eve and final fantasy tactics advanced too

o.O... odd, but cool ^_^

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Tetsuken

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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:37 pm

Tellah:"You spoony Beard!"

Director:"CUT! 'Beard'!? What the HECK!?"

Tellah:"Sorry, I just forgot my line."

Director:"ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS BARD!!! Not BEARD!"

Tellah:"Hey, I'm going to die eventually anyway, why should I care!?"

Director:"That's it! You're FIRED!"

Tellah:"Fine by me."

Director:"Did I say Fired, I meant FRIED! Rydia, NOW!"

*Rydia casts Fire 3 on Tellah, incinerating him.*

Cecil:"I'll be in my trailer."

Cid:"I should've taken the Final Fantasy 5 gig.... "

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:22 pm

Kitsune Mask

Tidus wakes up in the ruins of Zanarkand, and calls out.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
How ya doin'? How ya doin'? How ya doin'? How ya doin'?

I'm an a*****e! You're an a*****e! You're an a*****e! You're an a*****e!

Director: CUT!! Quit playing with the echo! stressed

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tyr Hawk

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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:06 pm

(reaction to a sanctuary guy in FF1):"400 Bucks? That's not a donation! That's rape!"

ok, tha'ts just funnier than hell xd lol

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:31 am

Kitsune Mask

Tidus wakes up in the ruins of Zanarkand, and calls out.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
How ya doin'? How ya doin'? How ya doin'? How ya doin'?

I'm an a*****e! You're an a*****e! You're an a*****e! You're an a*****e!

Director: CUT!! Quit playing with the echo! stressed

lmao! rofl

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Nami Kana

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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:55 pm

Tetsuken

Tellah:"You spoony Beard!"

Director:"CUT! 'Beard'!? What the HECK!?"

Tellah:"Sorry, I just forgot my line."

Director:"ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS BARD!!! Not BEARD!"

Tellah:"Hey, I'm going to die eventually anyway, why should I care!?"

Director:"That's it! You're FIRED!"

Tellah:"Fine by me."

Director:"Did I say Fired, I meant FRIED! Rydia, NOW!"

*Rydia casts Fire 3 on Tellah, incinerating him.*

Cecil:"I'll be in my trailer."

Cid:"I should've taken the Final Fantasy 5 gig.... "

ROFL

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