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 Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:40 pm
A Spamalot and Wicked Mix In!
Episode 2: And here comes Galinda, Fiyero, Madame Morrible, and Lancelot...
Galinda: Oh my god...I'm fugly...why am I so damn fugly? Nobody likes me!
Lancelot: *Walks in and kisses Galinda* Oh, your so FINE!
Madame Morrible: Oh, Galinda! I knew you were going to prove me wrong! I'm such a dunce!
Fiyero: ...and so THAT must be the square route of 7...I get it. Now to finish reading "The Astro-Physics Book for Scientists!"
Galinda: *Slips on a black pair of jeans and black baggy shirt* Thats it, I'm going goth...
Lancelot: Girls are such babes at this school! I'm gunna join the football team today!
Madame Morrible: Ms. Elphaba! Get away from me! You're horrible at spells!
Elphaba: Like, whatever!
Lady of the Lake: I hate those dramatic type...
Elphaba: Uh, like, ya right!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:15 pm
Primadonna-I don't deserve anything
Christine Daae- Screw the angel of music
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:35 am
(Hedwig and the Angry Inch)
Hedwig: I think being a boy rocks.
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:14 pm
Creon (Antigone): Antigone, is this true? Did you bury you brother against the law of the state?
Antigone: I-
Ismene: I shall save you from the afterlife sister! I did it Creon!
Antigone: It was Ismene!
Ismene: Wha? You were supposed to stop m-
Antigone: Come on Haemon. Let's blow this popsicle joint and get wasted!
Ismene: b***h!
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:17 pm
(Wicked, during 'Dancing Through Life)
Galinda: Oh Biq, really, you would do that for me?
Boq: IT'S BOQ, YOU SLUT!! GET IT RIGHT! B-O-Q! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
Galinda: eek
Elphie and Fiyero: *making out behind a tree*
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:42 am
Maureen (from Rent): Ineed phyciatric help I think
Others: Yes you do!
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:37 pm
[Phantom of the Opera]
Raoul: "Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime...."
Christine: Oh ok....WOAH WAIT. HOLD UP. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???? "One love one lifetime??" ....Hm...that's quite a promise....I'm not sure that i'm up to it. In fact, I have a confession to make, I love the Phantom! Not you.....*jumps into the Phantom's arms*
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:48 am
(jesus Christ Superstar)
Judas: I love you Jesus
Jesus: Yes as you must. As must you all...
Judas: no I mean I love you love you
Jesus:... we'll talk about this later...
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:39 pm
*Cagebirds...GREEEEEAT PLAY look it up*
Guzzle: you know i'm so totally full right now
Thewildone : yea i'm so bored of trying to get out pass me an egg sarrnie
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:51 pm
Boq: Listen, Nessa...
Nessa: Yes?
Boq: Uh, Nessa... I've got something to confess... a rea-
Nessa: Listen, Beq, this isn't working out. I mean, you rhyme my name with "confess" and "a"... So why don't you run along and bug Galinda for a change...
Boq: It's Boq.
Nessa: Right. Buq. Whatever.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:29 pm
Jekyll; Take me as I am...
Emma: I look in my eyes
What do you see there
Its not a brain
Im as thick as they come dear...
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:38 pm
The Wizard: The what? The animals aren't talking anymore? OMG I MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY.
(later in the play)
ANIMALS: YEYWECANTALK
(end of play)
ELPHEBA: I love you, Wizard!
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:55 am
(From Rent)
Joanne: You know what Maureen you've finally turned me straight I'm in love with Mark and I'm getting rid of my Doc Martins in favor of some stiletto heels.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:54 pm
Avenue Q
Brian: "My life just couldn't get any better than it is right now."
Kate Monster "Really? Thats great. My life is pretty amazing as well. Being happily married and highly successful was a sinch."
Gary Coleman: "OF course you two have amazing lives. If you didn't you wouldn't be able to live in this up scale, fancy, and high spirited building I bought when I retired from a truly thriving acting career and nested with my millions.
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:05 pm
POTO....
Phantom: Okie dokie one more time from the top....1,2,3,
Christine: *with the actions* I'm a little teapot shortand stout here is my handle..here is my spout ..when the kettle boils here me shout "tip me yp and pour me out!"
Phantom: very good you'll be ready to open the Opera in about 35 years
Christine: teh whoot!
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