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 Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:15 pm
well raoul is a pansy anyways, so i think that if we just stick him in a room , he will conjure up a way to kill himself. or i could just stab him with a um, plate over and over, and try to toast his head in a toaster, waffle style..
mmm waffles xd
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:10 pm
My friends and I live to find ways to kill him.
We have the old fashion drown him in the toliet domokun
make him watch rated B movies
get a angry mob ready, yell somethings and watch them savagly kill raoul in there own special angry mob ways.
glue his hand to the floor and either watch him chew his arm off or die of starvation.
Throw him down a bottomless pit.
make him only eat cabbage and watch him die of malnutrition.
drop something heavy like a brick or his ego on his head.
dare him to jump off a building.
throw him out of box 5.
drown him almost to death and stick him in the dryer, on high.
trap him in an ice cream freezer.
cut of his hair and straggle him with it.
choke him with a ring pop.
send him into the void of outerspace.
have him eat off of lead plates and silverwear and die of lead poisoning.
stick him in a car about to get totaled.
We have a lot more but I'm blaking out. sweatdrop
You can also kill him the way the phantom tries to, just hang him.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 7:26 pm
Muahahahaha, I like where this is going... Raoul's death.
Okay, here's the master plan, pay heed. Turn him into a flea. Put him in a box. Put that box in another box, send it to ourselves and when it gets here we'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER MUAHAHAHAHA. Or to save on postage we could just poison him.
Okay, this one's a little creepy.... I like it.
Knock him out. While he's unconcious bring him into a room and tie him to a metal chair. When he comes to slowly heat up the chair. Every thirty minutes go up about two or three degrees. Then when he passes out from the unbearable heat, bring him to a dark room and tie him to a wall opposite a large glowing red timer. Start the timer at 24 hrs, and count down. When the timer reaches zero, sound a loud bell. If he doesn't die of a heart attack, you have two options. Try it again, or congradulate him. As he leaves the room, tell Erik that Raoul smacked Christine. Give Erik a rope and some slippers, and lock the two in a room together. Raoul will be dead, and in a fitting way. I have no idea how slippers would help, but maybe Erik's feet would get cold. They should be furry slippers with the sparkly word DIVA and Princess written in cursive. Why not earmuffs as well? Hmmmm... I must go to the store. Now I have a list. Does anyone know where to find rope, slippers, heating metal chair and glowing timer all in the same store? For less than 20$, I'm cheap.
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 11:54 pm
...shoot him? easy. fast. whee
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 11:57 pm
BandNerdsRHott My friends and I live to find ways to kill him. We have the old fashion drown him in the toliet domokun make him watch rated B movies get a angry mob ready, yell somethings and watch them savagly kill raoul in there own special angry mob ways. glue his hand to the floor and either watch him chew his arm off or die of starvation. Throw him down a bottomless pit. make him only eat cabbage and watch him die of malnutrition. drop something heavy like a brick or his ego on his head. dare him to jump off a building. throw him out of box 5. drown him almost to death and stick him in the dryer, on high. trap him in an ice cream freezer. cut of his hair and straggle him with it. choke him with a ring pop. send him into the void of outerspace. have him eat off of lead plates and silverwear and die of lead poisoning. stick him in a car about to get totaled. We have a lot more but I'm blaking out. sweatdrop You can also kill him the way the phantom tries to, just hang him. charming. just charming whee p.s. about your username- i think its a fact that band kids are the best kissers
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 2:22 pm
This is definatly not original, but....
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell him to go scratch and sniff. If he won't go willingly, tell him Christine wants him to do it.
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 4:48 pm
A.Ductape him 2 a wall and force feed him sourcrout until he explodes....
B.Pumle him continuesly with a wet noodle......
C.Let starving rabid weasles eat his face off and kill him 2 death....
D.Fuse hampster brain cells into his atomic structer and see what happens(if he doesn't die, then we'll go with A.)
E.Scalp him and sell his hair....
F.Tell Carlotta that he thinks her singing sucks and let her at him!!(That IS 2 harsh!! eek )
G.Hang him upside down in a str8 jacket by his toenails from a crane a gazzillion feet high and see if he can pull a Houdini if not he'll die either from the blood running to his head,or his toenails will rip off and he will fall......Does anyone know where I can get a gazzillion feet high crane? The Dollar Store maybe?
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:28 pm
no see...here's what you do. first you have to stab him and so lots of other evil stuff to him. then once he's as uncomfortable as physically possible, you rip off his skin and pour salt all over him. then you have little kids come and poke him with nasty dirty sticks. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 3:53 pm
I say put him in a big tank of rabid paranas. ^^
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:22 pm
We'll turn him into a flea.
A harmless little flea.
And then, we'll put that flea in a box, and then we'll put that box inside of another box, and then we'll mail that box to a bunch of Phangirls, and when it arrives, ahaha! We'll smash it with a hammer!!! xp
It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius I say! biggrin
Or, to save on postage,
We'll just poison him with iocane, like in Princess Bride.
And if he lives through it, we'll give him to Count Rugen as an experiment for his Machine.
Coincidentally, the book's version of the Machine is a lot more complicated and painful than what the movie showed. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:27 pm
There is something wrong with all of you. Seriously. Very, very wrong.
Celestiara? Photographic memory much? Not, mind you, that I can really talk... redface
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:35 pm
emeralddarkness There is something wrong with all of you. Seriously. Very, very wrong. Celestiara? Photographic memory much? Not, mind you, that I can really talk... redface Hi, Friend! WHAAZUUUP? Seriously, you need to call me because my mom won't let me call you because of the phone bills. Another way to kill Raoul Five words: Firing squad consisting of Phangirls biggrin
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:17 pm
Hogtie Christine to a pole on a platform in the middle of a 50 mile wide boiling lake of lava and see how Raoul goes about saving her if he is successfull then congradulate him,then push him into the lake......
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:06 pm
I saw we run him over with a mac truck. Or a train. Either one would work wonderfully.
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:14 pm
i think we should kill him like the samurai's that commited suicide cause they were unfateful or whatever.
so, we lock him in a room with only a sword and just wait a couple of days. If he didn't kill himself with the sword, he would have still died of starvation.
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