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 Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:24 am
addseale2 Sanguvixen shinobikun Granted they do realize how shitty the angelic bow looks like but they still keep it anyways I wish i was the Grim Reaper Granted, but you are a Pink Grim reaper, and get arrested by the Dark Police for looking too cute for the part.
I wish I were a piece of cheese pizza. Granted, but you are fed to Rosey 'O dear! and are therefore "pe-own-t" I wish I was a fish!
I wish that I had a diamond ring, set in rose quartz :O
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:32 am
Muaethia addseale2 Sanguvixen shinobikun Granted they do realize how shitty the angelic bow looks like but they still keep it anyways I wish i was the Grim Reaper Granted, but you are a Pink Grim reaper, and get arrested by the Dark Police for looking too cute for the part.
I wish I were a piece of cheese pizza. Granted, but you are fed to Rosey 'O dear! and are therefore "pe-own-t" I wish I was a fish!
I wish that I had a diamond ring, set in rose quartz :OGranted. But the ring is a cursed ring, and now you will spend the rest of your life speaking in riddles.
I wish that I could go on a journy through space and meet other races that exist in our universe.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 10:56 am
Sanguvixen Muaethia addseale2 Sanguvixen shinobikun Granted they do realize how shitty the angelic bow looks like but they still keep it anyways I wish i was the Grim Reaper Granted, but you are a Pink Grim reaper, and get arrested by the Dark Police for looking too cute for the part.
I wish I were a piece of cheese pizza. Granted, but you are fed to Rosey 'O dear! and are therefore "pe-own-t" I wish I was a fish!
I wish that I had a diamond ring, set in rose quartz :OGranted. But the ring is a cursed ring, and now you will spend the rest of your life speaking in riddles.
I wish that I could go on a journy through space and meet other races that exist in our universe.
I wish that this person would make clear how they feel about me...
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 11:35 am
Muaethia Granted, but the journey takes so long, that you're long since dead by the time you get there.
I wish that this person would make clear how they feel about me... Granted. But they hate you. ^_^ ((Sorry)) I wish magic was real.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 12:18 pm
Granted but you accidentally casted the instant death spell on yourself
I wish fundies would just go away forever
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 2:05 pm
shinobikun Granted but you accidentally casted the instant death spell on yourself I wish fundies would just go away forever Granted, but they're replaced by annoying half-puppets half-Atari systems that only play the E.T. game. I wish I had a WII and some games for it.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:11 pm
Granted but it is broken and the discs are scratched
I wish Microsoft never got into the video game industry
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:15 pm
Granted. Their products no longer suck either, though they're making vacuum cleaners.
I wish I had a girlfriend who was mildly attractive, somewhat mentally stable, loved me more than enough to avoid cheating, and would both provide and accept emotional support.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:43 pm
Granted, but since so few people like that exist, someone stalks her and kills her since they can't have her.
I wish I was brutally tortured and killed. (put a negative spin on that!)
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:45 pm
addseale2 Granted. Their products no longer suck either, though they're making vacuum cleaners. I wish I had a girlfriend who was mildly attractive, somewhat mentally stable, loved me more than enough to avoid cheating, and would both provide and accept emotional support. Granted, but she is also a cutter, and accidently kills herself by slitting a vien in half while getting ready to go out to eat with you.
I wish that people would realize that extra non-game essential features on a Gaming system does not make it better than another gameing system lacking those non-game essential features.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:38 pm
lordloki11 Granted, but since so few people like that exist, someone stalks her and kills her since they can't have her. I wish I was brutally tortured and killed. (put a negative spin on that!) Granted, but it's fake and in a play that ended up as the biggest bomb in history. As a result, you are shunned by the acting community, which happens to include everyone you ever loved (they recruit fast). After this, you become so depressed you turn to religeon. Ha! I wish I had a monkey's paw.
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 8:05 pm
Phoebos I wish I had a monkey's paw. Granted, but the monkey wants it back. He comes back from the dead in zombie-ish form and strangles you with it.
Hmmm... I wish... that people, other than my boyfriend, would stop telling me they have a crush on me so I don't have to break their hearts.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:57 am
Yami_Ichi Phoebos I wish I had a monkey's paw. Granted, but the monkey wants it back. He comes back from the dead in zombie-ish form and strangles you with it.
Hmmm... I wish... that people, other than my boyfriend, would stop telling me they have a crush on me so I don't have to break their hearts.
Granted, but everyone (apart from your boyfriend) thinks that you are so repulsive, they stare at you when they see you in the street and look disturbed.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:42 pm
I wish I could eat the worlds largest reeses peanut butter cup.
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 7:38 pm
Sanguvixen I wish I could eat the worlds largest reeses peanut butter cup. Granted, but you gain 700 pounds and break out in zits. I wish I could find better porn.
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