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 Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:23 pm
((I know, but I just don't know what Iruka would pay gaara in! Oh well... here it goes!!))
...what any sound ninja desired most in the world. Iruka was going to pay Gaara in water. Yes... water and porn.
(( sweatdrop ))
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:00 am
And water had a very special role in Gaara's life, he had spent his whole life in hidden sand where the circumstances were quite dry sweatdrop So Iruka rushed to the kitchen and took an empty bucket...
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:37 pm
...and attempted to fill the bucket with some of the leaf's best water, only to find that the bucket had a hole in the bottom!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:26 pm
The story so far: [the raw-version]
Iruka had a meeting in the Hokage's house to meet Kakashi who was very tired because Sasuke and Naruto arguing about which one of the was going to be the father of their adopted child.
Seeing as Kakashi was tired Iruka decided to give Kakashi a massage, a FULL body massage. But first he had to make sure that Kakashi was naked and covered in honey. So he left a note saying:
"Come to my place in the evening but please don't bring any bees with you."
After that, Iruka got ready for tonight's plan but when he (Kakashi) got there, he nearly fainted because Iruka was wearing the most sexiest bunny outfit ever! Kakashi blushed and said: "What if Naruto or Sasuke sees us?" Iruka giggled and said: "We can always ask if they wanted to join..." Kakashi then laid there in a pool of his own blood from the major nosebleed! "Please don't stain the carpet." Iruka said, playing with one white bunny ear. Kakashi was suddenly revivied by Pheonix down and got up and started to chase Iruka around the house. And then caught his sexy bunny then looked out the window to see Sasuke and Naruto STILL arguing, while they're making their way to the house. Kakashi was confused. "Should I call Ero-Sennin, somehow, he's always able to... calm them down... Iruka shrugged and continuted to watch them when suddenly Sasuke got tired of arguing and grabbed Naruto for a passionate kiss. Iruka smiled and said: "Aww how cute looks like they made up!" ...
Then Naruto noticed that Iruka was staring at them on the other side of the window. Naruto started to blush, but then he groped Sasuke so he was blushing too! Iruka got a nosebleed when he was Naruto & Sasuke together. Suddenly he felt Kakashi touching him and moaned a little and leand into the touch. Kakashi felt as though he was in heaven...
But then Gai burst throught the door demanding Kakashi to challange him! To which Kakashi got super pissed at, and made Iruka hit him over the head with a frying pan! Kakashi started to feel extremely horny when he watched Iruka hitting Gai with the frying pan, and Gai fainted soon.
"Oh my god, Iruka, you're so violent... I like it!...
Continues on the next post...
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:37 pm
Iruka blushed and hid the frying pan behind his back embarrassed but Iruka's blush only made Kakashi want to pounce him even more. So Kakashi pulled the frying pan out of Irukas hands and started ravishing him ALL OVER. Iruka moaned and blushed a lot and was ready to stip the bunny suit off when When he hearD a huge crash from the garden. "What was that?!" Kakashi went to check what the crash was from, when he saw Mizuki drooling at them, Mizuki demanded that... Kakashi hand Iruka over to him. But when Iruka heard this, he said: Kakashi! Don't let him crush my dreams again! You know I'll always love you! (Whitney Houston sings in the backround...) (XD I can sooo see that happening XD)
Mizuki then ties up Iruka and laughs evilly at Kakashi and would have escaped except Naruto and Sasuke stopped him and tackled him & Iruka to the ground Mizuke manages to escaope and laughes evilly saying he'd come back for his love when Gai burst back into the room in a dramatic flash, dragging Gaara along with him and saying (...) Mizuki scowls and runs away, Gaara has dragged Lee along with him by his sand (He's possesive) Gai gives Kakashi his good guy pose before jumping out the window and... Screaming back that he will one day win Kakashi's love from Iruka! When Naruto & Sasuke heard Gai's terrible words, they started to shudder at the bad mental images of gai and Kakashi being together, Iruka meanwhile started to wonder when he'd be able to give Kakashi that honey massage. He also wondered how he could capture Mizuki & send him back to jail... (Wait a minute, he already escaped!) Okay ... Well, then he also wondered how he could get rid of Gai & give Kakashi a honey massage at the same time! rofl
Gai continued to confess his undying love which annoyed Iruka into phoning orochimaru to eat Gai. Iruka phoned. "It's Orochimaru's snake-a-licious answering machine. I'm too busy chasing Kabuto around so please leave a message. BEEP!" Iruka didn't bother, but he got an excellent idea instead. He could use Gaara! Of course, Iruka realized that by using Gaara to dispose of Gai, he'd have to pay Gaara in (...) (I love this part!)
he'd have to pay Gaara in something that he hadn't thought even in his wildest dreams: the thing that Gaara loved more than anything in the world, that Iruka would have to pay him in, just turned out to be... Something tremendously intriguing, something that couldn't exist even in Gaara's or Iruka's wildest dreams, something absolutely shocking, and it was what any sound ninja desired most in the world. Iruka was going to pay Gaara in water. Yes... water and porn.
And water had a very special role in Gaara's life, he had spent his whole life in hidden sand where the circumstances were quite dry So Iruka rushed to the kitchen and took an empty bucket... And attempted to fill the bucket with some of the leaf's best water, only to find that the bucket had a hole in the bottom!!
We really should publish this when we have enough material. rofl
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:44 pm
[[Definetly!!]]
Iruka showed Gaara the hole. He expected the worse but gaara said "No problem, Iruka-sensei-sama! Simply fill my gourd with water and pornography, and I shall kill the overly loud bright green man!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:32 am
Lee, who had remained amazingly silent throughout this entire time, suddenly cried out. "No Gaara! you mustn't kill my sensei!! He's taught me everything I know!!" Of course, Gaara, being the jeolously possessive pervert that he is, just took this as even more motivation to kill Gai
(er, was that too long? Should I shorten it next time?)
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:21 pm
[[No, that's a fine length... I just don't remember Lee being there. sweatdrop ]]
Iruka, recognizing Gaara's jealousy, pulled Kakashi out of the house in order to give Gaara a chance to kill Gai. But then--
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:51 pm
((Must join in the fun! ^_^))
...Kakashi got uber horny and started gropeing Iruka and stripping him in frount of NAruto and Saske when...
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:42 pm
...Naruto's little-brotherly over-protectiveness kicked in, "Uwaaah! Kakashi-pervert, get your dirty hands off of Iruka-sensei!!!" That's when Sasuke...
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:13 am
... said "Stop it your just jelous aren't you" and pushed NAruto into a wall and started making out with him. That is when Iruka....
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:15 pm
..wondered why they were all having a sort of orgy in his house. Which is when he realized that Kakashi's hand had made it's way to...
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:19 am
...to the dirty magazines in the forgotten water bucket. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:06 pm
[[ This is really the tackiest fanfic I've ever dealt with.]] pirate
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:13 am
Iruka pouted becuase Kakashi's hand wasn't going somewhere else just then...
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