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 Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:04 pm
Pwease read Take #1... 3nodding 3nodding You'll get a cookie.
~~~~~~Scene Neverland Take #2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riku: I didn't think you'd come, Sora.
Good to see you again. wink wink
Sora: *giggles* Err...where are Donald and Goofy?
Riku: *pouts* Are they that important to you?
Instead of worrying about them, you should be asking...
He steps aside to reveal Kairi sitting on the deck, and kicks her off.
Riku: about her-Hey where did she go? *innocent face*
Sora: *laughs* Umm...you were saying.
Riku: That's right. While you were off goofing around,
I finally found her, but she went missing. Oh well.
*comes down to the deck where Sora is standing*
Riku: Guess we'll have to do search for her again, ne? wink
Sora: Or we could just stay here...in the peaceful hold.....in the cabin....deep under.... wink wink heart
Director: Riku.....*hissing* *eyes twitching*
Riku: Huh? Oh......errr....
You can go see your friend now. wink wink heart heart
Let's get under way, already.
Sora: Yes Captain!
Director: How is it possible they can change any innocent speech into something so...so naughty!!! I'm gonna F*$$#%%^^^%^^&%%$%^%^ them, and %^&%^%^%&^&*^&^&^&^%^!!!!!!
Yuffie: O.O the directors bad bad.
Aerith: Oh my. That was ..interesting.
Tidus: *eats chocolate bar and walking* That's nothing, you should see what Riku snd Sora are doing in the ship.....
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:22 pm
God I love this thread. heart Heres my attempt at this....
~Back at the Third District In Traverse Town~
Riku: There you are. What's going on?
Sora: Riku!*jumps on him and kisses Riku senseless* heart
Riku:*kisses back but sees the look on the director's face**wispers in Sora's ear:We'll finish later* wink
Sora: sad *looks dissapointed but agrees*
Riku:*back in role-playing mode* Hey, hey, cut it out.
Sora: I'm not dreaming this time, right?
Riku: I hope not. Took forever to find your cute little a**.*smirks* wink
Director:Riku.... stressed
Sora: Riku!*blushes but smiles*Wait a second. Where's Kairi?
Riku: Isn't that little whore with you?Well, don't worry.I'm sure she made it off the island too unfortunatly. But we're finally free to love each other openly and away from her fangirlishness.But I don't doubt she might be looking for us now. Plotting to take you away from me again...
Sora: No! I don't wanna be separated from you again!*hugs Riku tightly*
Riku: Don't worry.Just leave everything to me.I know this guy who'll kill anyone for free, no questions asked!
Sora: Seriously!?
Director: For the love of Ra....You guys!!This game is for children!!Stick to the damn script!!! scream
Riku: Screw you...So anyway Sora. Why don't I show you how much I missed you?*starts unzipping Sora's clothes*
Director: My Ra no!!!!This game is rated for E a reason!!!And in front of people no less!!!
Female employees: heart redface heart redface heart
Sora: Oh Riku...I missed this so much... heart
Director: *crying* Cut...please dear Ra cut.And when you two are done call me.I'll be writing my will....
Sora and Riku:Okay!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:30 pm
WingMirror Pwease read Take #1... 3nodding 3nodding You'll get a cookie. ~~~~~~Scene Neverland Take #2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riku: I didn't think you'd come, Sora.
Good to see you again. wink wink
Sora: *giggles* Err...where are Donald and Goofy?
Riku: *pouts* Are they that important to you?
Instead of worrying about them, you should be asking...
He steps aside to reveal Kairi sitting on the deck, and kicks her off.
Riku: about her-Hey where did she go? *innocent face*
Sora: *laughs* Umm...you were saying.
Riku: That's right. While you were off goofing around,
I finally found her, but she went missing. Oh well.
*comes down to the deck where Sora is standing*
Riku: Guess we'll have to do search for her again, ne? wink
Sora: Or we could just stay here...in the peaceful hold.....in the cabin....deep under.... wink wink heart
Director: Riku.....*hissing* *eyes twitching*
Riku: Huh? Oh......errr....
You can go see your friend now. wink wink heart heart
Let's get under way, already.
Sora: Yes Captain!
Director: How is it possible they can change any innocent speech into something so...so naughty!!! I'm gonna F*$$#%%^^^%^^&%%$%^%^ them, and %^&%^%^%&^&*^&^&^&^%^!!!!!!
Yuffie: O.O the directors bad bad.
Aerith: Oh my. That was ..interesting.
Tidus: *eats chocolate bar and walking* That's nothing, you should see what Riku snd Sora are doing in the ship.....That was great... xd 'specially this part: Director: Riku.....*hissing* *eyes twitching*
Riku: Huh? Oh......errr....
You can go see your friend now. wink wink heart heart
Let's get under way, already.
Sora: Yes Captain!
Director: How is it possible they can change any innocent speech into something so...so naughty!!! I'm gonna F*$$#%%^^^%^^&%%$%^%^ them, and %^&%^%^%&^&*^&^&^&^%^!!!!!!
It's part of their charm, natuarally. whee
Jizabel God I love this thread. heart Heres my attempt at this.... ~Back at the Third District In Traverse Town~ Riku: There you are. What's going on? Sora: Riku!*jumps on him and kisses Riku senseless* heart Riku:*kisses back but sees the look on the director's face**wispers in Sora's ear:We'll finish later* wink Sora: sad *looks dissapointed but agrees* Riku:*back in role-playing mode* Hey, hey, cut it out. Sora: I'm not dreaming this time, right? Riku: I hope not. Took forever to find your cute little a**.*smirks* wink Director:Riku.... stressed Sora: Riku!*blushes but smiles*Wait a second. Where's Kairi? Riku: Isn't that little whore with you?Well, don't worry.I'm sure she made it off the island too unfortunatly. But we're finally free to love each other openly and away from her fangirlishness.But I don't doubt she might be looking for us now. Plotting to take you away from me again... Sora: No! I don't wanna be separated from you again!*hugs Riku tightly* Riku: Don't worry.Just leave everything to me.I know this guy who'll kill anyone for free, no questions asked! Sora: Seriously!? Director: For the love of Ra....You guys!!This game is for children!!Stick to the damn script!!! scream Riku: Screw you...So anyway Sora. Why don't I show you how much I missed you?*starts unzipping Sora's clothes* Director: My Ra no!!!!This game is rated for E a reason!!!And in front of people no less!!! Female employees: heart redface heart redface heart Sora: Oh Riku...I missed this so much... heart Director: *crying* Cut...please dear Ra cut.And when you two are done call me.I'll be writing my will.... Sora and Riku:Okay!!!
I didn't really get the sun god refrences, but other than that, funny!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:03 pm
Scene in Twilight Town (After Sora met up with Riku)
Outside of the Small House, Maleficent is standing with Riku.
Maleficent: You see? It's just as I told you. While you toiled away trying to find your dear friend, he quite simply replaced you with some new companions. Evidently, now he values them for more than he does you. You're better off without that wretched boy. Now, think no more of him, and come with me. I'll help you find what you're searching for... *reaches down to touch Riku's butt*
Riku: AHHHHHH!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH ME!!! *Riku runs into the small house and jumps behind Sora*
Sora: Huh?! Riku?!
Riku: She's gonna sexually harass me gonk
Sora eek !! Who?!!
Maleficent: You infidiel! Can't you see I just want some fun?! I need you! Come here boy!!
Sora: *glows into a firey abyss* "You...wanted..touch my boy...well did you?" *angry growl*
Maleficent: *sweatdrop* Uh-Oh.
Sora: DIE WITH ALL THE POWERS OF HELL B*$#%!!!
*makes Maleficent explode with unexplainable powers that came out of absolutely nowhere*
Director: Cut!! CUT!! Sora! You just destroyed the bad guy way too early!!!
Goofy: Hyunk! Now we don't have to fight her later!
Donald: YAY!
Sora: No one touches my baby...*growling even more, while Riku was rubbing his cheek against Sora's leg*
Riku: *clinging to Sora's leg* Oh my hero...Oh my hero... crying
Director: Agh! Now I have to regenerate her all over again! *Over use of cusing insert here*
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:07 pm
QueenOfMallets Scene in Twilight Town (After Sora met up with Riku)Outside of the Small House, Maleficent is standing with Riku. Maleficent: You see? It's just as I told you. While you toiled away trying to find your dear friend, he quite simply replaced you with some new companions. Evidently, now he values them for more than he does you. You're better off without that wretched boy. Now, think no more of him, and come with me. I'll help you find what you're searching for... *reaches down to touch Riku's butt* Riku: AHHHHHH!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH ME!!! *Riku runs into the small house and jumps behind Sora* Sora: Huh?! Riku?! Riku: She's gonna sexually harass me gonk Sora eek !! Who?!! Maleficent: You infidiel! Can't you see I just want some fun?! I need you! Come here boy!! Sora: *glows into a firey abyss* "You...wanted..touch my boy...well did you?" *angry growl* Maleficent: *sweatdrop* Uh-Oh. Sora: DIE WITH ALL THE POWERS OF HELL B*$#%!!! *makes Maleficent explode with unexplainable powers that came out of absolutely nowhere* Director: Cut!! CUT!! Sora! You just destroyed the bad guy way too early!!! Goofy: Hyunk! Now we don't have to fight her later! Donald: YAY! Sora: No one touches my baby...*growling even more, while Riku was rubbing his cheek against Sora's leg* Riku: *clinging to Sora's leg* Oh my hero...Oh my hero... crying Director: Agh! Now I have to regenerate her all over again! *Over use of cusing insert here*
Oh dear God that was funny!!!QueenofMallets you are hilarious!!! rofl
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:50 pm
Jizabel QueenOfMallets Scene in Twilight Town (After Sora met up with Riku)Outside of the Small House, Maleficent is standing with Riku. Maleficent: You see? It's just as I told you. While you toiled away trying to find your dear friend, he quite simply replaced you with some new companions. Evidently, now he values them for more than he does you. You're better off without that wretched boy. Now, think no more of him, and come with me. I'll help you find what you're searching for... *reaches down to touch Riku's butt* Riku: AHHHHHH!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH ME!!! *Riku runs into the small house and jumps behind Sora* Sora: Huh?! Riku?! Riku: She's gonna sexually harass me gonk Sora eek !! Who?!! Maleficent: You infidiel! Can't you see I just want some fun?! I need you! Come here boy!! Sora: *glows into a firey abyss* "You...wanted..touch my boy...well did you?" *angry growl* Maleficent: *sweatdrop* Uh-Oh. Sora: DIE WITH ALL THE POWERS OF HELL B*$#%!!! *makes Maleficent explode with unexplainable powers that came out of absolutely nowhere* Director: Cut!! CUT!! Sora! You just destroyed the bad guy way too early!!! Goofy: Hyunk! Now we don't have to fight her later! Donald: YAY! Sora: No one touches my baby...*growling even more, while Riku was rubbing his cheek against Sora's leg* Riku: *clinging to Sora's leg* Oh my hero...Oh my hero... crying Director: Agh! Now I have to regenerate her all over again! *Over use of cusing insert here* Oh dear God that was funny!!!QueenofMallets you are hilarious!!! rofl OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:52 pm
I always knew that Malificent was no good.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:03 pm
Ipoku I always knew that Malificent was no good. Oh... oh ew, you gave me nightmares right there... stare Right, so - hopefully moving on from the evil sorcerous pedifile....
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:23 am
QueenOfMallets, added to the monthly draw again... heart heart heart heart heart heart
Somehow Maleficient always made me think that....
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:25 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:52 am
Yea, me and my friend always knew something was up with her and Riku Ever since...well I'll go ahead and show you another one in a bit. xd I'm glad people like mine. ^^ I like everyone elses alot better than mine though. xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:00 pm
I like everyone else's A LOT more than mine. Maybe it's because of the whole, "I did it, so it sucks." And not enough self-confidence in comedy. Anywhoo heart heart can't wait to see what you'll post next QueenOfMallets... Maybe i'll post one too today. Since I keep getting ideas....
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:39 pm
Scene at the Bad Guys Lair with Riku, Hook, and Maleficent:
The image of Kairi laying down unconscious appeared at the table.
Riku: Kairi!
Maleficent: Go to her. Your vessel is waiting.
Captain Hook appeared.
Captain Hook: Just remember, this is no pleasure cruise. It won't be a pleasant voyage.
Riku: Why are you doing all this for me? What's the catch?
Maleficent: Catch? What catch? Silly boy. You're like a son to me. I only want you to be happy.
Maleficent gently touches Riku's face and Riku angrily shoves Maleficent's hand away from his face.
Riku: I seriously doubt that.
Maleficent: Believe what you wish. But you'll always be my sex toy...
Riku: ...What? o_o
Maleficent: It may not be a pleasant voyage Riku..but I can make it be pleasant, at least for me...*reaches down for Riku's butt again*
Riku: AAAAAAHHHH NOOOO! NO!! gonk *runs for his life out of the studio*
Maleficent: You can run but you can't hide boy... twisted
Director: WTF?!!! NO!! MALEFICENT! STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING RIKU!! scream
Maleficent: But why not? I never had a boyfriend, and he's so pret-
Sora *bursts out from the wall with keyblade in hand* ...Did you touch my boy....well did you? evil *eyes glow*
Maleficent: Oh no...not again! eek
Maleficent tries to run but Sora grabbed Captain Hook, who randomly gained enough strength to throw the Captain at Maleficent's head.
Captain Hook: AHHHHHHHH SMEEEEEEEEEE!!! gonk
(Meanwhile in the kitchen) Smee: *making a sandwhich* I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver... 4laugh
(Back to our program) Maleficent: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOT THE FACE!! eek *is smashed to the ground by the Hook*
Director: *twitching* Not...again... gonk
Sora: *holds his keyblade looking like a knight* Touch Riku again, and I swear to you, you will burst into more than flames when I'm finished killing you...
Riku randomly appears besides Sora's leg rubbing his cheek against his thigh.
Riku: Oh my hero...my hero... heart
Director: *already banging his head against the broken wall* Why....why did Square ask me to direct...why not Tim Burton? He can handle mentally disturbed actors... crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:47 pm
QueenOfMallets at this rate ALL your Deleted Scenes will be in the monthly draw.
Quote: Scene at the Bad Guys Lair with Riku, Hook, and Maleficent: The image of Kairi laying down unconscious appeared at the table. Riku: Kairi! Maleficent: Go to her. Your vessel is waiting. Captain Hook appeared. Captain Hook: Just remember, this is no pleasure cruise. It won't be a pleasant voyage. Riku: Why are you doing all this for me? What's the catch? Maleficent: Catch? What catch? Silly boy. You're like a son to me. I only want you to be happy. Maleficent gently touches Riku's face and Riku angrily shoves Maleficent's hand away from his face. Riku: I seriously doubt that. Maleficent: Believe what you wish. But you'll always be my sex toy... Riku: ...What? o_o Maleficent: It may not be a pleasant voyage Riku..but I can make it be pleasant, at least for me...*reaches down for Riku's butt again* Riku: AAAAAAHHHH NOOOO! NO!! *runs for his life out of the studio* Maleficent: You can run but you can't hide boy... Director: WTF?!!! NO!! MALEFICENT! STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING RIKU!! Maleficent: But why not? I never had a boyfriend, and he's so pret- Sora *bursts out from the wall with keyblade in hand* ...Did you touch my boy....well did you? *eyes glow* Maleficent: Oh no...not again! Maleficent tries to run but Sora grabbed Captain Hook, who randomly gained enough strength to throw the Captain at Maleficent's head. Captain Hook: AHHHHHHHH SMEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Meanwhile in the kitchen) Smee: *making a sandwhich* I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver... (Back to our program) Maleficent: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOT THE FACE!! *is smashed to the ground by the Hook* Director: *twitching* Not...again... Sora: *holds his keyblade looking like a knight* Touch Riku again, and I swear to you, you will burst into more than flames when I'm finished killing you... Riku randomly appears besides Sora's leg rubbing his cheek against his thigh. Riku: Oh my hero...my hero... Director: *already banging his head against the broken wall* Why....why did Square ask me to direct...why not Tim Burton? He can handle mentally disturbed actors...
One of my favourite. I loved this so much. heart heart heart heart heart heart heart 3nodding 3nodding heart heart
YUP!!! I LOVED THIS!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*hands out award* heart heart heart
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