Orangeish Sherbert
mindsend
First person who hasn't won one of these Ace Ponies to quote me saying something you should NEVER Say to an Asexual but a lot of people do anyway (That hasn't already been stated) Gets this Ace pride colored Plush!
But you’re so attractive, are you sure you don't want to? Maybe you'll like it with me.
DING DING DING! YOU ARE A WINNER!
Even without it including a pickup l attempt, It is common for people to say "How do you know you don't want to" or "But what if someone finds you attractive?" (this is one I've encountered a few times myself, sans the attempt to pick up).
Just like a straight person typically doesn't have to try sex with their own gender to know they are straight, and just like being attracted do a gay person of the opposite gender than you doesn't make the person you're attracted to straight, someone finding an asexual person attractive doesn't magically turn us omnisexual (aka: a sexuality that isn't asexual)
Even worse, with the pickup attempt, it implies the fact the individual thinks they can 'cure' you, which can dangerously lead to "Corrective" molestation or rape, a danger that is sadly common to the majority of the MOGII Community regardless of sexuality.
I will be editing the cert in.
(and cause I've had some people ask me about it: The reason I'm doing these "What not to say" Is because knowing what is horrible to say shows you know 1) not to say it yourself, 2) To smack others and go "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU" If you hear someone say it )
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