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bipolar bee

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:04 pm


Tuck looked a little queasy when the zombie baby s**t was explained.

When there were no real questions, Tuck just kept on talking. Faster he got this done, the faster he could find Nevada.

"You got any serious questions, you talk to your division lead or their assistant. They ain't available, you talk to a hunter."

He rubbed his chin.

"There's pod duty, lighthouse duty, all that kinna s**t. We also got external missions you can do, an' I heard a little 'bout artifacts but I ain't got no idea how those work."

Tuck shrugged.

"You got I think one day of leave a month as a trainee, and I still ain't entirely sure how much we make."

He glanced around the room.
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:07 pm


Thankfully, Mimsy was becoming very skilled at hiding the quick flashes of absolute terror that happened when she realized she didn't know something. It was almost impossible to tell that the realization had ever come at all, before she slowly tried to put the pieces together.

Babies came from specific actions, and in her war against all further attempts by anyone who might be interested in participating in one of the aforementioned specific actions with her--

She could foresee exactly zero reasons why she should warn them so the proper precautions could be taken, if this 'zombie baby' risk was legitimate. If it was not, there were other scare tactics that could be used, now that she knew such tactics were on the table.

Clearing her throat, she set her coffee cup down and looked from one end of the group to the other, trying to appear as solemn as she could. Such a thing was proving difficult when she was forcing back bile at the thought of...any of the activities and the resulting problems that Rep had just finished briefing them on.

"All of the 'zombie baby' information is just one intricate 'prank'," she began, making sure to use air quotes when necessary. "Be free and happy. It would be a pity if we ever lost such valuable members of our collaborative team."

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:09 pm




Rep gave Mimsy a look which could only be summed up as "I see what you did there"

"Or it's a prank." he said, getting up to refill his mug.

PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:12 pm


Gnat had just caught up to the conversation.

"Zombie WHAT?"

She chortled.

"Tuck, you better hope that girl didn't get you knocked up. What would mom think?"

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:17 pm


Dakota looked at Marcus and just...

"Why."

You just killed all his chances of ever getting laid.
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:19 pm


Nick snorted. Rather loudly, and her expression was one of struggling to hold back a smile. Clearly she was not disturbed in the slightest by the mention of zombie babies and whatnot. Whether it was a joke or otherwise, the means of acquiring said zombie baby or banana d**k were easily avoidable.

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:20 pm


Tuck had just about had it with his sister's s**t.

"She'd prolly be more worried about you n' your taste in men."
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:22 pm


Gnat didn't have a good comeback, so she sullenly served herself another slice of pie.

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:23 pm


"You gonna get fat."
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:24 pm


"I'm conservin' calories for kickin' your a** later."

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:25 pm


"Here's a few more pies. You gonna need it."
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:26 pm


"I might not. You might be pregnant already. Had any odd cravings?"

She paused.

"Besides South Nevada."

She had been there, okay?

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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:29 pm


Tuck couldn't help himself and just burst out laughing.

"Yer a s**t."

He shook his head and glanced around the room. Nobody had any questions, which was fine by him, really.
PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:35 pm


Makayla had no question, she was too busy enjoying her pie, trying to ignore the idea of zombie babies.

NO ZOMBIE BABIES...

This made her instantly not even want to go near anyone.

Course the bickering between the two close by made her think of her sister.

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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:01 am


Well, this was news.

She was just going to.

Sit down by the moon hunter and think think think as Pooh said.

And contemplate this while she nibbled her pie mildly, wishing Tuck and Gnat would stop arguing for once, even if he was laughing.
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