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 Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 6:57 pm
"You make a choice. Hoes. Or Bros. Either some ******** fanny is important to you or being a man first is important to you. Once I have sufficient faith in you I won't have a ******** problem with you shagging whoever you like. Its no like I want any women."
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:18 pm
"I thought sex at all was a manly thing to do," He vaguely pleaded.
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:27 pm
"No." he said. "It's not when you like, ******** risk everything you have to have sex. Its manly when you are fully in control and you are just using the b***h. You haven't like, levelled up enough yet to do that. Patience man, one day you will have like, all the fanny on the island. The competition isn't steep. I'm no into it, I'll send it all your way."
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:29 pm
Al lit up and frankly, if he had a tail it'd be going crazy right now, "You are the greatest man."
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:41 pm
Rep slung an arm across Al's shoulders and hauled him close. "I know man, I know. I'm very like, generous and kind. My cup it like, overflows with fanny, it'll be nice to have someone, a protege to like, fob it all off on. "
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:43 pm
Al smiled ear to ear and attempted to slip his arm under Rep's back in reply, "I'm like your clay, mold me man."
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 7:47 pm
"Somehow I'll make a man out of you~" he sung lazily at Al.
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 8:00 pm
"Never gunna catch my breath~" Al sung right back.
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 8:36 pm
Rep might have escalated it into a very shameful Disney sing-a-long.
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 8:40 pm
And Al might just have encouraged it by keeping up.
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 6:39 pm
Rep lost track of the night after that. Apparently his alcohol tolerance really wasn't back on form at all, and he'd decided that walking back upstairs was no longer even slightly feasible at all. He'd lost the denims and curled up on the polar bear just to rest his eyes.
Next thing he knew he was very much asleep, still holding the mostly empty bottle of absinthe in his hand.
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Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 6:55 pm
As Rep's clothes vanished so did Al's. Soon he was left wearing just his trousers as he too snuggled into the amazing polar bear fur. Shame he could never see how clear the fibers actually were. He gave into sleep the moment his eyes closed. Rep sure knew how to drink.
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