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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:51 am
At this point Tuck was losing his s**t. He turned back around with a look of mock-sadness on his face.
"I might not have a ******** a**," he said, voice dripping with melancholy, "but at least I'm exotic eye-candy with a -- how did you put it, Rep? Oh, right. Delicious. You said delicious body. I'm pretty sure that's what you said."
A huge, dimpled grin broke out across his face, and Tuck pointed at them before pointing at his a**, offering Rep a nod to go along with that jaw-crackingly huge smile.
"You get that ring off yet, man?"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:57 am
"Oh ******** great, now Jordan is here." he said out loud, almost wanting to cry. "Aye I said arse dimples, this ******** is asking me questions about his body while I can't lie because of this ******** ring. And it won't come off. I forget fingers have knuckles, I'm no used to ******** rings for your fingers. Its no like I take my ******** engagement ring off." he was so distressed his words were an endless stream of panic.
"I was only testing it."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:03 am
"A ... ring?" Jordan blinked and sorted through the rest of that. "An artifact that forces you to tell the truth? That's - wow," he said. Not laughing was an exercise in self-control, because somehow he felt that Rep wouldn't appreciate that. He eyed Rep thoughtfully. There were questions he could ask.
There were also quite a few people in the room, including a number of their friends, and there was such a thing as too much information. Instead, he asked, "Where'd you get it?"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:05 am
"I found it on the floor so I figured it was mine so I picked it up to keep it, I thought maybe I could pawn it and make the money back I lost in bail and s**t." he looked mortified at admitting even that much. "I don't give a ******** who it belonged to it was mine and I gave it to Ace to wear so we could keep it and then he started talking and couldn't stop and I wanted to make sure it was the ring and now I can't stop."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:24 am
Melvin was disappointment when Harrison took off the ring, but when Rep put it on to test it, well Melvin was not leaving. It was then when Rep did give proof that he had a magic truth ring that spiked his curiosity. However, before he could even think of the slew of questions about artifact research, he was left laughing outright. This was too much. It was great.
Melvin didn't stop laughing when Jordan showed up, but he wound down and breathed out before his laughter died. Reaching under his glasses, he wiped his eyes a moment. Oh-boy that was a good laugh. He really needed that after a shitty time in the Infirmary.
Looking at Rep, he thought of ways he could ask some very torturous questions, but this was a small opportunity to ask something serious. Nothing too serious or revealing considering present audience. He certainly couldn't ask Rep if she still wanted to bang Rin.
For the most part, Rep had always came with saying he was honest. Melvin wanted to know HOW honest. "Rep, what secrets have you been holding from me? Any lies you said to me?"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:52 am
Of ******** course Melvin would ask questions. He was just grateful it seemed like an easy question to field. "Well I don't make a habit of lying to you. I don't make a habit of lying to anyone, I just avoid the awkward questions man. The only things I've lied about to you are about me being allright with you and Rin being together. I'm not. I'd rather kill Rin than have her be with you, she belonged to me and that's that. But I need to keep smiling because I'd get killed for doing anything about it but believe me. I'd murder her in a heartbeat rather than tolerate the thought of her with you." he rubbed his temples. Maybe it hadn't been as easy to field. Now he was making genuine death threats out of ********! I'll probably get in trouble just for that s**t. I don't even ******** care I just care about the repercussions SHUT UP MELVIN"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:00 am
"A what with the who?" Jerry had refilled his glass again before wobbling over to rejoin the knot of artifact-testers, giggling slightly as Rep told Melvin off. "Is he gettin' all invasive-nosey again? That's not how you get p-people to open up, Melvin." His arm was only just feeling better.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:04 am
Jordan's eyebrows went right back up to his hairline, and his eyes narrowed a little at the answer. Rep lived in exaggerations, so it was no surprise that he thought that way too - or was that the literal truth? Jordan wasn't sure he wanted to know.
"I think I want a drink," he said, mostly to himself, and went to suit words to actions, because if this was going to continue - or if anyone else was going to put the ring on, though Jordan really couldn't imagine why anyone would choose to do so - he didn't want to listen to this totally sober.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:08 am
Melvin's eyes narrowed as Rep said something he didn't expect to be connected with Rin. He wasn't sure it was love or possession, but Rep was bothered to an extent that he would murder Rin to keep him away from Melvin. It wasn't something he wanted to hear from the ex-Sun, especially after Rep had hunted him down and told him to talk to Rin in the first place. They wouldn't even be together if Rep hadn't said he had to talk to her or else she might kill herself.
Whatever fun questions people had, Melvin was no longer even entertaining those ideas. When Jerry came over, the Lifer just slid his blue eyes to look over at the stuttering Sun. "Really, Jerry? Is it easier for you to open up than that bathroom window was?" He then shot his attention back to Rep.
"If you hated the idea, that you'd rather let her die than for her to be with me, then why didn't you just leave Rin be and never talked to me? Why not just make death threats at me than say you'd kill Rin instead? Why don't you want her with me?" Rep was a damn liar and shouldn't have meddled in the damn situation anyways. If he wanted to still ******** her, he wanted to know.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:10 am
Jordan turned to give Melvin a flat look. "Dude," he said, "you asked, and it's no crime to think socially unacceptable things."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:11 am
Harrison had nothing but undisguised relief at having the damn thing off. He rubbed his finger.
"Sorry," he said again to the room in general, looking particularly apologetic at Dakota. The guy did have a nice a**. He just hadn't wanted to hear it from Harrison.
He looked skeptical as Rep pushed the ring on.
And then couldn't get it off. He raised an eyebrow of his own.
"Heh. It's one thing to look, but you turn into ******** Chaucer. It's like a stream of X-rated poetry in there."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:11 am
Tuck quietly lifted up the drink he'd previously abandoned and took a sip.
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:14 am
"Just because you demand to know things doesn't mean it's your right to know" Jerry muttered, taking another long drink before slumping to sit on the carpet.
Aaah that was better. "Mel, you're killin' the vibe of the partyyyyyy~"
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:17 am
Roland of course chose an ever wonderful time to crash the party. Walking in as people seemed to suddenly be spilling out their personal thoughts with no problem.
Of course Melvin was smack dab in the middle of the information overload and Roland could only frown harder at the whole scene because he could have guess Melvin would be all over something involving personal feelings and secrets.
Moving over to Jerry he offered him a pat on the shoulder as he slumped down, "It's Melvin, he enjoys making people squirm by asking too many questions."
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Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:18 am
Rep narrowed his eyes right back at Melvin, all but giving up trying to get the ring off, he needed something slippery to get it off, he'd probably have to run his hand under water or something.
"Aye he is Jerry." he snarled before rounding back on Melvin, fighting the desire to talk but completely unable to. "I wanted both of you to ******** stay miserable but I was feeling generous when it looked like she might kill herself. I didn't expect her to ever want to ******** shag you, I didn't expect her to be that desperate or vice versa. I underestimated the depths both of you would go to. I didn't and don't want her with you because she's mine. Just because I can't ******** her anymore doesn't mean she doesn't belong to me. She belongs to me like Al, like this necklace. My. ********. Things. And if someone wants to steal my things I'll happily ******** make them unusable instead. I've considered ways to quietly make it look like an accident, that way you'd still be my friend and never ******** know."
Harrison got a nonplussed look. "Listen I can't help it. I like ******** pretty things." he flicked his gaze over the other man. "Like you." He slammed the table with his fist. "FOR ******** SAKE. Get me some ******** water or something, see if Dakota has any ******** butter in the fridge, anything." he tugged at the ring hard again and almost dislocated his damn finger.
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