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iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:22 pm
The kicking of the body didn't get a response, just a glance. "Depends on what you define as recycle." Circle of life jabs aside the mention of a Sinclaire had Marcus briefly look to Robert. He knew more about Clarice and the life division of if they worked with halloweener- Not Marcus's business.
The smaller one's antics made him frown. If it was Clarice... he'd owe her a whole new outfit it sounded like. Jordan's question got a nod and facing the fang flasher as Dis dubbed him, Marcus asked his own question. "What would be the price?" Nothing was free, and while it was somewhat looking a gift horse in the mouth, Marcus didn't think the monsters were doing this from the kindness of their hearts.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:18 am
"STOP KICKING HIM!" Robert finally came to life, utterly destroying the 'silent brute' persona he'd been building up by flinging himself over to drape onto rpattz's body and protect him from further injury.
"He was a man. A GOOD MAN. So give him some respect, goddamnit." Robert sounded like a whiny brat. All measure of respect was gone.
And, of course, despite Sinclaire being Clarice's last name, he did not make the connection concerning her possible golem work at all. He was distraught.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:38 am
"It has magic," Vek nodded to the smaller creature still prancing around.
"Poopin here! Poopin there! Poop all up in her hair! Poop-poop-poo-poo-poooooop~"
"...solves a lot of problems. Hey, Prinny!"
Pausing with the air of an expectant purse dog, the smaller one quieted.
"What you want from these Hunter snots for fixing their s**t?"
"Uuuuuhhhhhhmmmmm....uhhhhhhhhhh...hmmmmm....." A large, loud, and fairly dramatic show of thinking and consideration followed until finally it snapped it's finger and exclaimed, "Oh I know! One of you will owe me a really, really, ree-ee-aa-aa-aa-ll-ll-ll-yy-yy-yy....big favour! Yeah!"
Vek nudged the body again, and grinned at Robert, "Why bother respectin' the dead if they can't even come back again? Well, not now that the vampire is gone at least."
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:49 am
Marcus and Dis shared a thought.
The small one was broken, and had the ability to make hunter and weapon internally wince.
"If I owe a favor it does have to be realistic in terms of what I can and cannot do. But a favor for a favor is a fair deal." Dis bristled in Marcus's head. It wasn't a good deal. Marcus wasn't setting any terms but they also were desperate, and needed to get this cleared up as soon as they could. Plus, Marcus high doubted he'd ever run into this particular pair after this mission, so the chances he'd actually ever do said favor were in his opinion, slim. Looking to Jordan and Robert he shrugged. It was his mission, his failure, and thus it would be his debt to pay. Asking them to take that on would be not just unfair but presumptuous as well.
Robert trying to protect the body was... actually a good thing in some ways.
"Post-mortem injuries could lead to us being questions, so less about respect for the dead and more about minimizing possible questions. Corpse abuse aside, how exactly did you plan for a... temporary fix?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:59 pm
Vek and Prinny grinned at each other at the agreement. The continued concern over the body had them all but rolling their eyes, though. Humans were so fussy about bodies, it was almost as bad as dealing with DETHies. Shrugging, the larger of the two picked the body up as gently as possible, and then threw it into the lava. "Right, evidence gone, and now that's out of the way..."
The smaller did a little jig and sang a whispered song under its breath, the air shimmering around it with increasing intensity until...
Robert Pattinson stood in it's place. Touching himself here and there, as if making sure everything was in it's proper place and the correct size, FauxPatz approached Marcus. "It's really good right? Jack I'm so awesome. Red had nothin' on me okay? Right so her's were like, not an illusion, but she smelled funny so obviously I'm way better, right?" And without further ado, he grabbed Marcus's collar and pulled him in for a deep, hard kiss.
It burned a little, and felt as if it the creature had invaded more than just the Hunter's mouth. Releasing him, FauxPatz made a face, "Geeze, you aren't very good at that at all," and gave Marcus a swat on the a** that would cause it to tingle for several hours. When he got home to the Island, the Moon would find out that his moon has gained a demon mark. A crown-shaped mark right on his a** with a smiley face and wobbly script declaring, PRINNY WUZ HERE.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:06 pm
He threw it in the lava.
He threw the body.
In the ********- just- how is that supposed to help us?" Marcus was hitting panic mode and Dis was trying to calm him down. Little thing doing a jig did not help, nor did the whole FauxPatz coming close. "What the ******** hell, how-"
Cold burning, the was a painful anger ripping in Marcus's head.
YOU'RE MINE!
Dis was screaming, and was causing pain inside the hunter's skull.
MINE! I CHOSE YOU. YOU. ARE. MINE The weapon distracting from the tingling, and Marcus clutched his head and tried to reach the weapon. Where Dis had just moments before kept Marcus from flipping out, Marcus was now trying to do the same for Dis, only with less than stellar results.
Dis stop.
HE MARKED YOU! AND YOU LET HIM! YOU'RE MINE MARCUS-
Dis please, I can't
YOU ARE MINE. GET RID OF IT.
Dis I-
MINE!
Desidero sto-
YOU ARE MY MARCUS NOT HIS!
"DESIDERO!" The verbal yell silenced the weapon but an angry cold was lingering from the vampire in his head. The weapon had been upset and angry with Marcus before, but nothing this far, the weapon had never been this outright infuriated.
Groaned he shook his head. "Sorry to yell. But whatever you did, you pissed of Dis. Let's just-" He shuddered. Kissed by freak. Things he never wanted to have happen but they happened anyway. Sadly, something told him that it wasn't the kiss that had Dis so upset. "-let's just get this charade on with. What is your plan exactly?"
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:53 pm
Jordan winced as the body went into the lava. Still, the freaks were right; the evidence was gone, and that meant it would be a lot harder to prove anything had happened. Robert was going to be very, very upset, though. Jordan turned to keep an eye on his friend. Hopefully, he could head off any disastrous consequences before they went off.
His gaze jerked back to Marcus as Marcus yelled. He'd seen what had happened in his peripheral vision, but he had the feeling he'd missed something important, and whatever it was, Dis was not happy about it. Well - that was going to have to be Marcus's problem, because they needed to get this mess over with as soon as possible.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:08 pm
Robert watched as the body was picked up, a crazed look in his eye..
..and then he tried to jump in after it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:09 pm
It was a good thing that Jordan had been keeping an eye on Robert. He grabbed Robert's arm and held him back. "Get a hold of yourself, man."
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:17 pm
"Robert I am not going back to Deus having to tell Petra why her husband commit suicide over a dead actor."
Petra was scary when upset.
"You can mourn later Robert. We have a mission, as botched as it is, to complete."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:21 pm
Robert let out the most pathetic whimper when Jordan stopped him from trying to go in after the body, and he crumpled into his friend's side; a sight in and of itself, as the larger man tried to slump against him. He didn't want to look at the imposter. He refused. The world had lost a great man, today.
A great man.
Robert would mourn, on his own, later. Marcus was right, for once.. they had a job to do.
He stood up off of Jordan, sniffed, and continued to refuse to look at the imposter.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:16 pm
Vek had ignored Prinny's antics in favour of inspecting the damage to the vehicle. In the end he brought out a roll of what appeared to be shiny gold tape and slid under the limo. When he clambered back up again, he held it up an explained, "FUKTape, fixes about anything for four hours and then..."
"You're ********> FauxPatz giggled behind his hands before to a wriggly little butt dance.
Dusting himself off, the larger continued, "Anyway, Prinny here will impersonate your human for awhile. He'll disappear later of course, but off your watch, so it won't be your problem anymore. Pretty good deal, right? Now get in the car, I'll drive us out of here." He paused and then grinned at Robert, "You can leave that one here if you want. Two for one special."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:43 pm
The tape was something Marcus just wondered why if they had it, why didn't Hunters. Because Maybe they could stick it on someone like eternally PMSing Caelius of crazy man Allan and it would fix them for four hours.
"Let's hope his impersonation is good enough."
Dis, is that safe.
.......
Dis?
The weapon was sending constant waves of disapproval. A mental cold shoulder, Marcus would deal with it when they got back. He looked at Robert then Vek. "No, sadly I need to bring him back. His wife would kill me otherwise." Petra was scarier than others at times. Motioning to the car- "We've got no other real options guys. Get in the car. " A glare at Pinny.
"You as well."
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:00 pm
They really didn't have any other options; letting the fake disappear later when it was no longer their problem was ... well. Morally dodgy at best, really, but getting back into their own world needed to take priority for now. Jordan shot a sideways glance at Marcus. Accept the help for long enough to get out of here, then they could do something.
Jordan suspected that Marcus was going to decide that something would be going along with the plan as laid out by the freaks. Even if it was Marcus's a** on the line, the idea made Jordan a little uneasy. They had legitimately ******** up, and the remaining options were to come clean and take the consequences, or cover it up and hope it wasn't discovered - and considering that Marcus was trading a favor for a favor and the freaks seemed to be familiar with working with Hunters, the odds on it not being discovered were painfully low.
That, however, was a concern for later. Right now, they were going to take the help and be grateful for it. Jordan nodded. "Come on, Robert; we've got to get through this," he said evenly, and moved to climb back into the car.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:08 pm
Robert couldn't think about consequences and morals and what was best - all he could think about was rpattz was dead. Rpattz was dead.
Who was going to have babies with Kstew now?!?
He cried quietly into Jordan's shoulder as he led him into the car.
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