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Pissed. Pissed that I can't kill the Companions because I know what they really are, even more pissed that I have to become one of what they are to keep taking their missions.

Parthanax ruined my plan to kill all the dragons. I can't even be dragon racist anymore.

I need more smithing. I am level 42 goddamn it. I am only like, level 56 in smithing. I got like 70 in enchanting.

Haven't finished main quest, got four dragon priest masks, got a bunch of daedric artifacts. I want all of everything. Also Elemental Fury is the best shout ever when you are a dual wielding fighter.

Who needs blocking or good armor skills when you have summons?

I wanted to be a super goodguy for my whole game, but I accidentally finished a couple demon prince missions. Even though one of them isn't evil and hates the undead. Might as well go for it.

Also what do you call a level 41 character with two thumbs who still has 34 of his perks to use? This guy! God I am indecisive.

Whaaaaaaaaat. rofl
I'm sorry to say they're not a very good transsexual. xd

Hey ******** you guys, her beard is very handsome. I wish I had a beard like that.

attempting a character that never uses magic. No healin or range or anything. just a dude who will smith up stuff, and punch people with it. If i'm going to heal, its with potions.

also playing this on master difficulty, so i might not get very far XD

Woooh! Conjuration at 76, One handed at 100, Enchanting at 100, smithing at.... Well that is one I want to get up there but lets not talk about that until it is above seventy shall we?

Wooooh! Dremora Lords are pretty fun. Yet another thing that keeps me from getting horribly killed!

WOOOOOOOH! I finally used up a ******** of my perks and I hit like a goddamn train!

Now that I am becoming a great hateful battlemage, I realize that my lowest skill is pick pocketing at 17, and my lowest craft out of the three crafts is alchemy at 48 even though I collect ingredients all the ******** time. I am going to make a bosmer thief with wicked poisons just because I want to try out the sniper route.

Three useful hints.

The standing stone I have active is The Mage. If you are doing one of the crafts and you want it to go up fast, change your standing stone to the corresponding skill. Enchanting>Mage, Smithing>Warrior, Alchemy>Thief. Then go get sleep and your skills will go up faster as long as you are rested or well rested. When you have both bonuses, then go and use all of your items to enchant things.

Always carry as many soul gems as you can and just capture every soul before you kill something. Draugar, spiders, and wild animals are really easy souls. Every time you go into a place where there are tons of them have soul trap ready. When you have lots of souls to spare you can enchant anything and everything.

MOST USEFUL HINT- Find dungeons with arcane enchanters inside. ANY time you are in a dungeon with an arcane enchanter, you can boost your skill so long as you have the extra gems. Just kill an enemy, take all of their equipment, even if it is just ragged hats or fur boots. You can enchant most kinds of apparel with the fortify stamina, fortify health, and fortify two handed enchantments. Enchant everything in the dungeon and just drop it on the floor. Shoes and clothes you find in drawers, Everything. One of the dungeons in particular where this is great is the Vaermina's Temple in Dawnstar that you go to in the Waking Nightmare mission.

You can cheat your way through conjuration and illusion. I didn't, but I was tempted. Soul Trap on dead bodies and Muffle around anybody. Wear Morokei or something like that and you are golden. You can just keep casting forever. I am a conjurer though, and my conjuration is only like 87 because I don't want to be that guy. XD

Been too long since we have had a good arrow to the knee *shink* OWWWWWW