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 Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:30 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: She-Ra of Etheria
Name of Potion: The Constantly Questioning Concoction
What does this potion do: Those who consume this potion will not be able to stop asking questions. Even if they already know the answer to them. It affects the curiosity of the person or creature so that they must constantly know the who, what, when, where, why and how of everyone and everything around them. After one question is answered another will quickly follow. Not receiving an answer to their question results in an overwhelming feeling of utter confusion often resulting in random wandering where the affected individual asks inanimate objects for the answers, which of course do not hold the answers, thus creating an even more desperate need to know all.
List the Ingredients that you used:
-17 dander flakes from a feral cat.
-1 ounce of sand from the desert.
-The left ear of a mole rat.
-A dash of unknowing.
-Three sprigs of mint leaves.
-Rusted pair of salad tongs.
-1 jug of stagnant water.
-Exactly 1 and a 1/4 teaspoons of liquidized ogre flesh.
-A single root from an oak tree (must be at least 4 feet in length)
-And finally, a sunflower picked from the north-western corner of the southern half of the eastern side of a field of wild flowers (a flower taken from anywhere else will not work).
Are you a Potter Fan? Absolutely.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:43 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Slimycrow
Name of Potion: Chimphandy
What does this potion do: This potion is handy for the user, as well as a great practical joke potion for your enemies! Upon consumption of this potion, the drinkers feet will turn into hands, similar to that of a chimpanzee. For a period of 45 minutes, the drinker will be able to climb trees, hold four things at once (while lying on their back) and wear two pairs of gloves!
Warnings:
[x] It may take practice to be able to use this potion, so plan on more than one batch being necessary.
[x] This potion has only been tested on humans, and we are unsure how it will affect animals.
[x] In rare instances, the consumer has been known to spout a tail. Tails do not always disappear after the 45 minutes...or at all...
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Handful of Chimp Hair (must be obtained in a humane fashion)
1 Fingernail off each of the consumer's hands
6 Leaves from the tallest tree around you
1 Can Dr. Pepper (we aren't sure which of the 23 flavors is needed so you'll have to just put in the whole can)
3 termites and the stick/tool used to retrieve them
1 Small Banana milkshake--the perfect combination of chimp and human food
$20 Cash
Note 1: The potion will replicate the hands of the fingernails that are used
Note 2: The $20 is encouragement to drink this, please do not put it in the potion.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes! But the movies have been a little scary for me lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:15 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Yousei Akki
Name of Potion: Woe-beyond
What does this potion do: When this potent potion is imbibed it unleashes a torrent of Woe upon your currently most hated target. Their online accounts shall mysteriously be hacked. Computers will implode upon the touch of a keystroke. Their parents will run away. Prized possessions will fall apart for no apparent reason. Every traffic light will turn red upon their approach. They will lose their job (Or in the case of a slacker they will suddenly find themselves with a job) This potion brings devastating hell into your hated enemies life.
However there is a drawback to this potion. By drinking this potion, you agree to share the ill fate of your enemy. Your price is paid first, so odds are likely that you'll be so miserable you'll miss out on the satisfying misery you have inflicted on your enemy.
List the Ingredients that you used: 1) Heart of a human sacrificed to evil. (Any old evil will do so long as it's evil. Good luck getting the heart BTW.)
2) Liquefied Scream of Shame. (We find that sibling screams make a more potent mixture. Try lurking around a bathroom during shower time.)
3) Peter Pan's Manhood. (Honestly. Like he really needs it?)
4) Freshly Squashed Fairy. (Make a note, it has to be a Fairy and not a Pixie. The best way to tell the two apart is to remember this. Pixies make dust, and Fairys tend to say 'Hey Listen!')
5) Lips from a Frog Prince. (Let's see him get a princess kiss now!)
6) The scooped out eyes of a Chibi. (Preferably with a few tears included, and do not forget the optic nerve!)
This potion tends to be more hideously potent depending on the degree of depraved glee the collector has in collecting and brewing it.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yup! 8D
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:32 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: AislingJuno
Name of Potion: Meta-Terra-Morph
What does this potion do:
Fertilizer that you pot plants with. It bonds with the plants DNA and causes mutant vegetation. Who knows you might just be lucky enough to grow a Mandrake.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Pound fresh rocky mountain oysters( for Testosterone)
David beckham right leg
David beckham left leg(After all it needs a little kick)
3 treacle puddings (for sweetness)
2Liger Incisors (for bite)
1 slimy politician (for pestilence)
One Parasol (For UV protection)
Are you a Potter Fan? yes i loved it since 5th grade is almost 23 so for a long time. Luv's luna lovegood.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:20 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: catmagick
Name of Potion: Light Up the Night
What does this potion do: Turns the drinker into a living nightlight
List the Ingredients that you used:
A jar of fireflies
A handful of Moonbeams
A pinch of stardust
Are you a Potter Fan? I was until book five
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:18 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: JadedTiger22
Name of Potion: The Jaded Heart
What does this potion do: As the name hints at, this potion turns the heart of anyone who's harmed another, into pure jade. The pain must be the heart-breaking sort, which would drive a person to wish this sort of thing on another. The original offendee must be the one to give the potion to the offender, who must hold the elixir in both their hands. It is asked that after the solidifying takes place, that the jaded heart is recovered and kept as a treasured piece. It was afterall, your heart for the taking.
List the Ingredients that you used:
* A drop of blood from he or she who suffers from a wounded heart.
* A keepsake shared between the couple.
* A mineral component, either green, lilac, or white in appearance (existing pendants containing a jade stone works great).
* A piece of two-thread twine.
* A piece of silk to wrap around the bottle.
* Aged basalmic vinegar to flavor.
Are you a Potter Fan? Eh... it's growing on me what with all the movies being ran this summer. <3
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:43 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Mindsend
Name of Potion:Stein of Wolpertinger Vision
What does this potion do: Grants user the ability to see Wolpertingers
Caution: Drink may cause cramping, a craving for carrots, sever headaches, abnormal hair growth, and the sprouting of duck, pheasant, or chicken feathers. Or perhaps just drunkenness. May also cause one to see Pink Elephants.
List the Ingredients that you used:
5-10 steins of German Beer
Are you a Potter Fan? WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS A HUFFLEPUFF? I'M A HUFFLEPUFF!
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:34 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: HarukaHaru
Name of Potion: Haru's Horrible Hex
What does this potion do: This lovely little brew if someone were to drink it, it would curse them for the rest of their miserable life. They would have no luck in love, fortune or happiness. It would be possible for them to want death but the curse has that covered as well, they can't by no means try and off themselves or the curse will spread for generations. It is a powerful little devil, this potion once drunk will make sure it's victim has bad luck until the day they die of old age.
List the Ingredients that you used: The horrible hex has a drop of blood from someone pure, a single tear from someone heart broken, a frog's tongue, one shattered soul, a dead rat, a few silver coins and finally three bottles of sake.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes and happy birthday
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:25 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Rita Zyon
Name of Potion: Silver Coating
What does this potion do: It allows the user to become an excellent fighter for an hour, allowing them to excel in battle. However, after this hour, the user's body and clothing start to become tinged with silver as their body movement becomes slower. Within 15 minutes the user will become a suit of armour.
List the Ingredients that you used:
Three hairs from a silver tabby
One wart from the tip of a witch's nose
One scale from a tortoise shell
Two fingernails from a troll
And finally a tablespoon of beeswax
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes! Been one since the 6th grade ^^. Seeing the final part of DH tomorrow =3. Also, happy belated b-day!
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:13 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: [Eskimo]
Name of Potion: Blithe Deliverance
What does this potion do: Upon drinking a single sip of Blithe Deliverance, the cool, blue liquid spreads quickly throughout the entire body. When the side-effects begin to sink in, the drinker becomes worriless, light-headedly happy, physically and emotionally relaxed, and good-humored. The drinker becomes more agreeable, more likely to tell the truth, and much friendlier to others. The drinker is unable to feel any negative emotions for the duration of the drink's effects, which usually last anywhere from 3-5 hours. Only one sip is recommended for every 24 hours.
Negative side-effects include, but are not limited to: Uncontrollable fits of laughter, irritating flutterings of the stomach, complete loss of appetite, aversion to liquid, faintness, drowsiness, distorted reality, and in rare cases, death.
List the Ingredients that you used:
A jarred foal giggle
Locke of a mare's mane
Flower of an apple tree
One rotten fig
Water of a calm brook
Bubbles of a hot spring
Saliva of a sleeping owl
Are you a Potter Fan? Mostly yes to the books, mostly no to the movies.
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:09 am
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Insane Butterfly
Name of Potion: Horta ex pinna
What does this potion do: This potion causes the drinker to grow an assortment of plants in, on, and around the ears. The plant that seems to show up the most is the rafflesia flower, though much smaller, it still smells just as awful. Don't worry though its not the only flower or plant that blooms on ones ears. Though it does make it hard to hear and attracts an assortment of insects...who needs a green thumb when you can have garden ears?
List the Ingredients that you used:
One cup of dirt from the earth (no potting soil! )
Seeds of your choosing (though I like to use wild flowers)
the rotten flesh of a botanist
.50 ounces of Dendrobium spectabile flower nectar
.27 ounces of Horny Devil Blood from their eye
Crushed violet petals (for color)
Honey from a bees nest, (for flavor)
Are you a Potter Fan? Of course. I'm only addicted to it. @3@
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:54 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: WindRiderNaya
Name of Potion: A Nerd's Memory
What does this potion do: Those who drink this potion shall be able to remember their childhood only in the fondest way possible, no matter how little those memories deserve it. Nothing any one says will be able to convince them other wise, even when indisputable evidence is provided. Estimated duration ranges from 1 year to forever, depending on potency of potion used.
List the Ingredients that you used:
A patch of fur from two "Thundercats" (Note: Any may go, but the use of fur form a creature dubbed "Snarf" may cause wonton facial hair growth. Use at your own caution)
The blood from a critic of nostalgia
The lock of hair from a female smurf, or "smurfette" (Note: These are an alarming rarity, approach may be difficult, use caution)
"The Power of Grayskull" (Exact location unknown, but a scantily clad man was heard proclaiming "[He] had the power!")
Five feathers from Duck Tails
Five severed heads from Barbie dolls (Replace with GI Joe parts for the male users)
A ring from one of Captain Planets "Planeteers" (Note: The use of Heart will do nothing, so avoid this one)
1 piece of radioactive goo soaked pizza (Be careful to avoid actual contact with goo, things could get... wild)
The "cutie marks" of at least 3 "My Little Ponies" (Note: Be wary that the pony you are taking the skin from is actually one of these "My little pony" things and not a normal horse with dirt on it)
The excrement of a talking, easily scared dog. (Note:The preferred method for extracting these is to dress up as a monster. This will work as many times as necessary, even if it seems like it should catch on eventually)
1 NES along with an accessory (Power glove recommended, it's so bad.)
A 'pinky' and a 'brain' (Note: This may not be entirely literal. Research still on going.)
The unwavering belief your childhood is the best and others are woefully inadequate
Note: this potion requires a chant to work properly, which sounds eerily similar to The Circle of Life. Please refer to the back of the book for exact wording.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yeeeeeeeessssss. I love me some Harry Potter. <3
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:12 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: one over three
Name of Potion: Drought of Morality
What does this potion do: Instills a strong sense of morality upon the imbiber. Side effects may include seeing the world in 'black and white' and a compulsion to tell children's stories.
List the Ingredients that you used:
a handful of sour grapes
3 bear eyes
1 feather from a golden goose ( handle with care. may stick to flesh. near impossible to dislodge. )
3 drops of blood from the feet of a mermaid ( best preserved on a handkerchief )
1 pair of red dancing shoes crafted from invisible fabric
the lips of a toad
1 lock of hair ( 3 yards long )
1 wilting rose ( must be free of morning dew )
from one wolf, one eye, one ear, one paw, and one fang
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes. I rather hope to own the Latin editions some day.
As a side note: Not trying to win any points but I was amused so I thought I'd share. I'm currently wearing these: http://www.etsy.com/listing/71156620/diablo-inspired-mana-and-health-potion
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:41 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: littletomol
Name of Potion: Napoleon's Might
What does this potion do: The user of the Napoleon's Might does not seem to know their true size or strength. Making the large and powerful, meek and feeble; and the small and unassuming, mighty and fearsome to behold.
List the Ingredients that you used:
-start with a 6 pack of Shiner (must start ice cold...side effects are umm...not happy) in your cauldron, bring to a low freezing boil
-slowly add in 2 mole-hills and 4 lbs. of crushed dried ants (fire ants produces longs lasting results, sugar ants produces the shortest)
-in a separate bowl combine 5 chihuahua's mightest barks procured while cornered, 10 grams of Oxygen gathered from the top of Mt. Everest and 1 childhood memory of The Ugly Dachshund (the fonder the better), to be added later
-3 oz. fuzz from under the nail of Napoleon's right hand (most important and hardest to acquire) sprinkled and stirred clock-wise 25 times and then beaten till you bring to a froth
In the last five minutes of the boil, recite no less than 3 times and no more than 7, while adding in the separate bowl set aside earlier:
"Suus non statura de canis in pugna, suus pugna in canis." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes. Listen to the audio-books at work all the time!
Go Cancers!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:56 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Moon_Princess_Yuki
Name of Potion: Rainbow stach
What does this potion do: When applied to any face a large bushy rainbow mustache will start to grow. When it's full grown 24 hours latter it'll fly off you face leaving a rainbow behind it. (Not recommended for those under the age of forty due to it looking Ridiculous.
List the Ingredients that you used: Spit of a Flying Mongoose. Whisker of an angry cat owned my a leprechaun. And lastly the feather from a cherub in love with him self.
Are you a Potter Fan? Well yes yes I believe I am.
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