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 Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:02 pm
Keppit As you hold your map out in front of you, a thin, splashy, warm, stream of yellow liquid pours down onto the canvas and the trees start to giggle at you.
The rabbit had been just about to mark the correct location of a tree upon the map when the offending stream hit the canvas close to where the tree was located. Wrinkling her nose, Fran dropped the map and glared in the direction of the stream's origin.
"You owe me for ruining my map! Get down here now!" Her one foot set to tapping as her hands were set upon hips and the rabbit huffed. Sure, the map had been quite wrong, but she'd found it in one of her adventures and was correcting it for her own use later. Now, all her hard work was ruined and reeking of something rather personal in nature.
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Overfiend Katsumi generated a random number between
1 and 5 ...
2!
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:06 pm
Keppit Jeeves "Lemme try." Another stream of yellow liquid joins the first, this one hits you a little more... roll/rando a 1-5 to see if you can see the creatures at all. *Flails*
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:34 am
Leandar pondered the gnome's proposal for a moment, considering his options thoroughly. The wildcat wasn't anymore keen to kiss the gnome than he had been to kiss the other before, however he had seen the results of not kissing a gnome. Starting with his right paw, Leandar took slow cautious steps until he was looking down at the sleep-ridden gnome. Leaning in carefully, the feline planted a quick kiss on the gnome's lips. A smile appeared on his face as the pressures of battle faded, and he could return to his milder, fun-loving side.
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:38 am
“Hey!” shouted Finn, unaware that the word had two meanings. “I ain’t no p***y! I’m a squirrel! Marceline here, now, she’s a p***y. She’s the… second-biggest p***y I know, and she’ll eat you right up! She’ll show you what it means to get whipped by a p***y!” He tightened his grip on his club. “We’ll beat the crap outta you!”  Marceline wanted to strangle him. Later on, she would have to have a talk with him about inappropriate language. But for now… well, for now they’d fight these little bastards. One of ‘em had just thrown a rock at her, and she wasn’t about to put up with that sort of behaviour! What would that teach her apprentice? “Finn,” she hissed. “As soon as he comes into view, get ready. And if he keeps throwing rocks, watch the trajectory and we’ll take to the trees and go after him.” She readied her slingshot, waiting for the next attack.  Clarion had once babysat a very demanding little rabbit who had thrown pebbles when she wanted him to do something. He’d always tried to get her to stop, but she’d yell furiously and her mother was very intimidating. This childish pelting was quite similar- at least the pine nuts didn’t hurt so much. Alright, he’d play their game. He’d do one little dance and then be on his way. Rolling his eyes and shaking his head, he muttered “You remind me of the babe…” and broke into a softshoe.Eglantine groaned, yanking her arm away from the little monster. No. More. Alcohol. Ever. “Ohtreesap. I didn’t. I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t. Ugh. Are… No. I refuse to believe my standards would get that low… ‘Sides, I’m pretty sure you ain’t female, and that’s the way I swing when I hit the bottle. Not...” The cat looked the creature up and down. “Not sapient potato. Say, tater. You seen any blacked out hedgehogs around here?”
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:41 am
Keppit Shai The little creature quickly climbs up onto your chest, well within your reach now. "Why, I'm the froggy prince! Or I can be the froggy princess, whatever floats your boat!" The dirty little creature laughs at you. "All I need is a kiss and I can become the creature of your dreams." He puckers up his lips and closes his eyes.... kiss him? Deck him? run? sigh and wish Keppit was less crazy? Shai blinked. Maybe he hit his head harder than he thought? That was the only explanation that he had for why things had moved from the strange to completely weird part of the scale. " So, you're enchanted?" he said, staring at the creature sitting on his chest. This had to be a dream. Either that, or he had gone mad. Also possible. " I suppose that would explain why you're so strange looking." He leaned forward and kissed the creature on it's lips. There was no harm in humoring it, and the worst thing that could happen was that nothing happened and it turned out that he kissed a weirdo. Besides, he kind of wanted to see if he would turn into a frog, that would be interesting, though he doubted that it would actually happen. People just didn't turn into frogs.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:02 am
Keppit MortimerBefore you get a chance to get up any trees or even see a beast, one drops out of the tree onto your face. He's like a little alien facehugger and you don't seem to be able to get him off. Maybe running facefirst into a tree with help? Maybe you should bite him... (OOC: Sorry that I'm slow to reply...) Mortimer's screams were stifled as this thing latched onto his face. He tried to pry it off, but it wasn't working. This guy was on him like hooker at a crack convention, and wouldn't get off. It was totally ruining his coolness factor to have a little guy on his face. Mortimer hoped no ladies were watching. Please, don't let any ladies be watching. He dashed full speed ahead, and hopefully into a tree, attempting to knock his attacker off his face.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:05 am
Mortified couldn't properly describe the emotion Etto was feeling at the fact that there were not only MORE creatures, but they were POKING HIM. And calling him chubby!?
Oh this was just too much for his blown-glass ego.
"I."
He chucked one stick away.
"Am."
He began twirling the stronger of the two sticks over his head.
"NOT!"
He leaped out of the group of the little gnome/imp creatures, landing with the tip of the stick in what could only be described as 'some strange bootleg gymnastics maneuver', launching himself up at (and hopefully onto) the lower branches of a very young sapling tree. (to a ferret though, it was quite a decent sized tree).
"FAT!"
There you stupid moldy creatures. Try and poke at him NOW.
Etto will make a face at you just for good measure.
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:22 pm
You're __________ and suddenly behind you you hear "Hey, you... you look like you eat good enough to be good enough to eat"... when you spin around you don't see anything. Do you go searching for the voice? Or do you ignore it?
Adventures abounded! ...as usual. There was never a dull moment for Toki and Burrik, of course, but today was no exception. The two had already been down to the river to throw rocks at the gropleslarfs, hunted wild whingles from bug-back, and were just returning from a diplomatic consultation with the Burfs of Smaaa (which they had attended only at Burrik's utmost insistence). It had been a good day, and surely it was not over; knowing Toki, something would appear within the next few minutes to send them off on another wild adventure. Thus, it came as no real surprise to either child when a voice greeted them with, "Hey, you... you look like you eat good enough to be good enough to eat!"
Simultaneously, both little mice paused in step and glanced back over their shoulders for the voice. Toki was impressed. Burrik was really getting better at following her lead, if he picked up on the imaginary voice as well. In fact, she was pretty convinced that this time she was following his lead, because she didn't have a clue what the voice had just said. Toki glanced questioningly to her friend. "What'd he say?"
Burrik was not particularly prone to imagining random voices, but he didn't see anyone.. Maybe Toki was rubbing off on him. He thought about the words for a moment. "He callus fat," he responded matter-of-factly in what was probably the most clear statement of little Burrik's life.
"Fat!" Toki exclaimed, suddenly furious. "I'll show you fat, you rufflin merfsnap!" she shouted and charged after the disembodied voice, shortly followed by her faithful Burrik. Here they go again.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:35 pm
Keppit Bean"You heard me Tubbo!" Came the reply. As if that wasn't insult enough, pinecones (rather largeish ones) came dropping out of a pine tree above you as if they were bombs. You're forced to take cover... do you dive for the hole next to you? Or jump in the Pond? Bean squeaked in shock, both at the horrible insult and the pinecone assault. Oh dear oh dear! What should she do?! She had to hide! She glanced around and saw the pond to her left and very nearly lept into it, but withdrew at the last moment. She could swim well enough, but she wouldn't be able to see her assailants from under water, and it'd make it very easy to drop pine cones on her when she came up for air. Instead, Bean dove for the hole next to her, desperately hoping and praying to the Great Tree that there was no snake or any other such hungry creature occupying it at the time.
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:09 pm
Roland was startled by the sudden appearance in front of him, stepping back, but tripping as he does so, and falling onto his bottom. He stares at the thing, confused and a bit frightened by it. He tried to hide that, though, as he pushed himself back up onto his feet and said, "I was going home." That was a lie. He didn't have a home. Not yet, anyway. He was just going away from them, or so he thought. He knew it wasn't the best idea to be asking questions when something frightening was standing in front of you, that was how he'd gotten kidnapped, after all, but he couldn't help it. He had to ask. "What are you?"
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:22 pm
Leslie stared at the ugly little creature sitting on his chest as he explained, saying that it was a game. It wasn't a very nice game, at least in Leslie's opinion. However, he calmed down as the gnome continued to talk, realizing that he might not have to die after all. He had two options. He could kiss the... disgusting little thing, or he could kill it. He glanced around at the trees for a moment. He was most likely still surrounded and that meant that if he did kill it, he might get attacked by the rest of them. Plus, these things were magical, weren't they? What if he tried to kill it and couldn't? No, kissing was the safer option. "Okay," he said shakily as he lifted his now free hands to either side of the gnome's face and pulled it towards him, giving it a short kiss on the lips. When he pulled away, some of the bugger slime stay on his face and he quickly wiped it away with the back of his hand before waiting for the creature's response. Was he free now?
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:31 pm
Imogen almost felt like crying when she didn't feel anything in the bag. He was really gone. She was supposed to protect him and he was gone. Then she heard the gnome's voice, saying that she can't play by the rules. Afraid that he might leave and keep Ches, she quickly said, "No, I can! I'm sorry, I just... I had to make sure..." She looked back at the spot where Ches had been and let out a small sigh before turning to the gnome and saying, "I just have to give you a kiss and you'll give him back, right? That was the deal." She hoped he was still willing to go with that deal instead of something worse or no deal at all. She had to save Ches.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:37 pm
Keppit You manage to catch sight of the creature before it disappears again... at least now you know what you're looking for/fighting against. But now it's gone again.... even though it's not gone for long. Before you know it, one of the little creatures leaps up onto your back and wraps his strong little hands over your eyes so you can't see. Do you run? Or stop and try to reason with him... or do you attack him? He is only half your size after all.
... And then one jumped on her. She let out a bit of a startled cry as the thing put it's little hands over her eyes. She flailed a bit at first, as if wild movements might dislodge the thing from her, "LEMMEGO!" she yelled and in addition to her flailing began to try and claw at the hands the covered her eyes. Even if she could just get it to move it's hands, well at least that would be something.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:38 pm
Keppit Suddenly the ground in front of you starts to sink and a grubby little hand pops out of the sinkhole and grabs your foot. The grip is strong and the hand drags your whole foot and half your leg down the hole before you can really react.... but I'm sure you do react... flail? kick? scream?
Okay, calm, he needed to be calm. There was something you were suppose to do if you got caught in a sink hole right? Not struggle or something like that. Or maybe you were suppose to fight it. That was also for the normal sink hole, with the voice and the distict feel of the hand on his foot, he wasn't entirely sure this was normal.
He looked around to see if there was anything he could hold onto that might prevent himself from being dragged down further, but there was nothing. He had a thought though, something that could explain what He had to have actually fallen asleep earlier and this was all some insane dream produced by his stressed out mind. "This is all some ridiculous dream isn't it, your not real. You can't be," he said out loud more to himself than anything else, "So maybe you could just let me go or something."
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:44 pm
Robert
"Okay" The gnome drops out of the tree and lands in front of you with a thud. It takes you a moment to register the fact that he has several pine nuts in his hand before he pelts one at you.
Epra
"But I want to bother you." The gnome almost looked cute as it stared up at you... but as you started to walk away, it began to follow you right on your heels. You could swat it away.... or you could try and talk it down.
Newt
"Well...." The creature stayed sitting. "I brought us here, so I say we play a game to see if you stay or get to leave..." The creature pointed at the sword next to the little mouse. "We can battle... or we can play a brain game..."
Tuck
"No YOU have a funny nose. Mine is just right." The gnome grabbed the tip of his nose in one hand and wiggled it around, showing off the full extent of it. "You can't do any of this with yours, and so mine is better."
Garret
"Oh." The gnome stepped out of the bushes so it could be seen and pointed a chubby little finger at the creature curled up at your feet. "We're you going to eat that? I'll take whatever's left over if that's the case, I'm not picky." Suddenly he grinned. "Fight you for it?"
Winnie
"Wash my mouth out?" He hopped up and down coming close enough to get a good look at him *if you haven't already* and he looked perturbed. "If I washed out my mouth, then I'd kill all the great flavours I got going on!" He opened his mouth wide and showed all the rotten little yellow teeth and slime/spit draping in and out of his jowls... "Okay, I showed you mine, now show me yours."
Fran
The little gnome was perched in a tree right above you, and he grinned down at you as he waggled a chubby finger in your direction. "'s not ruined! 'S personalized." He grinned. "You want I should personalize all your other stuff for you? I bet I could even hit your glasses from here."
Jeeves
You manage to see two of the creatures staring down at you before you get a stream right in the face... let's hope your mouth wasn't open as you were looking up. The treetops all around you start laughing and cheering... you can only assume they're all feeling proud of whatever gnome just 'tagged' you.
Leandar
The moment you kiss the gnome all the other gnomes around you break into cheering and hollering. The gnome on the ground sits up, bats it's pretty(?) eyes and says "You win" In the sweetest baritone you've ever heard... well... not really. It's definitely a dude gnome. Oh well. As you ponder this, all the gnomes dive into bushes, and you can't hear any more. They must have left. YOU WIN! Your prize is category one ^_^ well done. Game over
Finn
"Heh, he... hear the mouth on him!" Cried the tree above you... You barely have time to register too much before you're leapt on from behind by one of the smaller gnomes. He's a little less than half your size, and he's giggling profusely at the fact that he's got the better of you for this one second. The bushes around you suddenly explode with small gnome creatures cheering on the one that seems to be riding you around. "KICK HIM!" "PUNCH HIM!" "HOLD ON MIFFIN!" They all cry different things at you and your 'passenger'
Marceline
Yet another rock comes hurling out of the bushes at you, pegging you soundly. "I'M OVER HERE FLEABAG!" came the call from a hollowed out log to your left.
Clarion
As you dance, several gnomes come out of the bushes at you to watch. "he's actually doing it!" cried one. "I want to dance too!" Cried a second. Before you know it, there are at least 4 small gnome creatures trying to imitate your dance. You could have a veritable riverdance on your paws, except a larger gnome stops you all to ask a question. "What babe?"
Eglantine
The little gnome stretches and yawns, pulling himself to his feet. At standing height he's about a third of your size. "You mean hedgehogs that are passed out? Or hedgehogs that exist in the shadows?" he picked up a rock, smelled it and then began to use it to scrub himself as if it were a bar of soap. "Cause I know of one that's shady, and even one that's black as night... but I ain't seen 'em lately." He grins up at you suddenly. "Hey, baby, hows a bout a kiss good morning? ((kiss? Clout? ignore?))
Shai
As you lean forward and kiss the gnome creature he suddenly turns into a frog.... which grins at you and croaks "You win!" Before turning into a little puddle of dirt and green slime... great... it's all over you. YOU WIN! Your prize is category one ^_^ well done. Game over
Mortimer
Rando a 1-5 for your success rate, either here or in the main thread.
Etto
"Oooh, calls a gruff little voice. "He moves good for a fat beast." "Fat beast nothing," Cried a second voice, "I never seen a ferret move so fast in my entire life... Show us that move again!" Demanded the voice. Then one of the little gnome creatures poofs into existance in front of you quickly, perched on a branch nearby. "Show me that again or I'll push you outta this tree." Grinned the gnome.
Trix
Rando a 1-5 for your success rate please, either here or in the main thread.
Imogen
"Yep" He sighed at her. "Dunno why that's so hard for you to grasp, but yep." he licked his lips in anticipation, spreading the snot slime around on his long nose.... you could still deck him if you really wanted, but that would be more in the style of a fighter and not a thinker...
Leslie
You only have time to wipe off your snout after kissing the creature when it leaps up, cries "YOU WIN" with a giant grin and plants three big wet kisses on your face... then the creatures are all gone in puffs of dirt and green smoke. YOU WIN! Your prize is category one ^_^ well done. Game over
Toki - Burrik
"Wait..." One of the bushes rattled to your left. "What's a Rulffle Snapper?" "No no, a Rufflin Merfsnap." a second voice in a bush to the right corrected the first. "I think he's an uncle of Dewlin's" Came yet another voice in front of you. "Ask the little one, he might know..." A gnome creature the same size as you steps out of a hollow log to your right and frowns at you both. "what's a rufflin merfsnap?" he asked.
Bean
As you dive into the hole, you're plunged into the darkness, and you're left to wonder if the creature saw you go... You can hear the voices outside the hole still arguing and so you think you're free and clear when you hear a voice beside you (and can feel the warm presence of the creature beside you) say "What are we hiding from?"
Roland.
"Frog princess." The creature grinned. There was no way he looked anything like a girl, let alone a princess. "Or whatever floats your boat really." The creature was grinning like an idiot at you. "Gives us a kiss, do you? You know that story right?" the little creature asked.
Rhys
With the plea, the creature pulls harder against your foot, sinking you all the way to your elbows before you stop sinking and the ground goes solid around you again... all that is left above ground is your paws and your body from the middle of your upper arms and up.... there's really no moving either, with all the sand put in really close around you. Then suddenly a little man/gnome comes crawling up from the sand about an arms length in front of you. He walks over calmly and grins at you as he sits down. "Hi there." He says. "Got a minute?"
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