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 Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:06 pm
Wish granted! You know what everyone things of you, but this causes a rip in the space-time continuum and now everybody knows what you think of them and they plot against you.
One Winter evening, you find yourself surrounded in a hall by six of your closest friends... They pelt you with bananas and it makes you a very sad person... :c
I wish I could fly into space and just float around playing Geometry Wars, Bit.Trip.Beat, and Space Invaders on my iPhone. 8D
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:54 pm
Granted, but there's no way to charge the battery, so after a couple hours, you're just stuck in space with nothing to do. Well... there's always fly into the Sun, which sounds like fun!~
I wish I was a Ditto.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:00 am
sora4126 Granted, but there's no way to charge the battery, so after a couple hours, you're just stuck in space with nothing to do. Well... there's always fly into the Sun, which sounds like fun!~ I wish I was a Ditto. Granted. I catch you and place your pokeball in my Box o' Kink. I wish I could afford coffee for the machine I've got. xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:46 am
Wish granted- Owwin paid you to scrape out the gunk from his tentacles, and dump it in the Hudson, glowing gunk and body bits and all.
It takes you six weeks to lessen the smell.
I wish I had someone to go see a movie with today...
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:44 pm
Wish granted! Your best friend's mom goes with you to the movies and now you feel very very awkward. She talks through the entire movie and doesn't share her popcorn with you.
I wish I knew how to make everyone happy when they talk to me. :3
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:24 pm
Wish granted; You're talking to me. ;D
I wish I didn't have issues focusing on my work. >_>
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:27 pm
Wish granted. You got expelled for leaving your Box O' Kink out in the bathroom.
I wish I had $650 for this computer I want.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:35 pm
Shiny Gligar Wish granted. You got expelled for leaving your Box O' Kink out in the bathroom.
I wish I had $650 for this computer I want. Wish granted, you get 650 dollars of credit, but the inflation that happens between the time the credit is granted and you go to buy it is outrageous for some reason. You can still spend it on a stick of gum though. I wish I could digest anything that wasn't my own body. (also that I could vomit this miracle acid on command YEAH!)
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:27 pm
Wish granted! However, the governments of the world decide you are too dangerous to be allowed to freely roam the planet (what, with the acid spit on-demand action) and insist you become their guest at a top secret research facility. You spend the rest of your days under the scrutiny and scalpels of some of the world's top scientists as an victim honored guest. The only thing you know is they are attempting to find the mechanism that allows you your wondrous abilities so it can be developed for military use. The days you aren't under anesthesia and scientific 'prodding' are days spent in a small 6'x8' acid-resistant room with a cot, a toilet, a small sink and a TV set to an infomercial channel. You are allowed to eat a variety of exotic 'foods' which sometimes means you get to eat fiberglass, feces and cardboard while you are hooked up to a plethora of invasive monitoring devices all in an effort to see what makes you tick (you wonder if people abducted by aliens have ever felt as violated as you do). You spend the rest of your short and miserable life as a test subject without a shred human compassion or decency shown you.
I wish I were a little radio.
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:08 pm
Wish granted! You become a little pocket-sized FM radio, but you're now an inanimate object who cannot think, speak, or hear. However to your surprise, you are allowed the ability to talk through song lyrics. If discovered, you would be the technology discovery of the decade! However, due to the mass production of iPods, car radios, and teens who think they can form a rock bands just because they survived "Through the Fire and Flames" Guitar Hero 3 on Medium, you collect dust on Walmart's shelves to forever be forgotten.
I wish that I couldn't corrupt the next wish I granted.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:02 pm
How the hell is that even possible!?
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Wish granted, but you explode cuz of Magical Back-up. *POOF!*
I wish I were a little more inspired. razz
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:10 pm
Wish granted, but I did it before. You lose that inspiration.
I wish I didn't ******** up drawings that looked great in my thoughts.
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:16 pm
... I don't even have anything creative for that one. I wish that for me too. XD
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:18 pm
Wish granted! Owwin Wish granted! Instead of having sex with the drawing that looked great in your thoughts, you drew them attacking me on paper. The doodles then come alive and hunt me down, eventually killing me. I wish I could read people's minds. : D
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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:32 pm
Wish granted; You saw the inside of Cookeh's mind. @_@'
I wish I was amazing at Photoshop.
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