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 Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:57 am
The stars were out in full force out here in the middle of no where on a small island in the ocean. Much like they had been when he had been over in the desert. The lack of "city living" would do that to the night sky. Another reason Parker had chosen the random island. Though had he previously known about the Mayor and his brother he would have crossed it off his list.
Speaking of the Mayor. The devil was talking to him. Parker lazily dropped his head forward once more, green eyes landing on the Mayor. At the Mayor's intorduction Parker polietly inclined his head and opened his mouth to reciprocate the intro when Gaston shouted at Pip motioning the man over. Well, the night had been going so well already. Parker could guess that what was coming next would be even more uncomfortable.
Who the hell did these people think they were? Romans for goddess sake? Parker kept his face neutral even though he wanted to raise one corner of his mouth in a sneer at the mayor's "law." He looked over at Pip instead, who was already half way through a bottle of wine and seemed more confused than disgusted. Atleast he was halfway to drunk, Parker thought grimly.
Following Pip's lead, Parker cast a quick glance at the smoldering pile of ashes that had been his clothes, then up to the trees. Pip had the right of it. Parker shrugged to Pip. "Likewise." He turned to Walter. "Excuse me, Walter. A shot of the strongest liqour you have if you don't mind?" If he was going to do this he atleast should get a start on drinking. The Mayor couldn't begrudge him that could he? He then looked to the Mayor. "Is it alright if I have a drink first then, Sir?" It wouldn't do to ignore the idiot mayor completely now then would it?
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:46 pm
"Excuse me." Walter said to Kade with a smile. He got up and grabbed a nice strong bottle of some fine Vodka. "Lets make it a double ol chap." Walter said with a chuckle. He grabbed two tall shot glasses and filled them both to the brink. He handed one of the doubles to Parker and took the other double for himself.
"To strange times, ol boy." Walter said as he raised his shot in a toast. He then knocked it back and waited for Parker to finish with his. He filled the boys double shot glass up again with the vodka and walked away to go join Kade once more. "Back ol boy. How is the drink treating you?" Walter asked as he sat down on the ground just outside the hotspring, besides Kade.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:07 pm
 
The small drink at his lips quickly turned into a large chug as he heard Lassie. He dropped the bottle forcefully on to the ground and looked over to Reinbach with a stern glare. "It's really not close to burgundy at all." It was honestly more of a mumble that only (whoever is next to him o-o) could hear. His eyes were then widened when prostates came up. It seemed more that Reinbach needed his prostate checked... Perhaps a certain Australians shoe could assist? His eye was twitching vigorously as he took another large drink, almost finishing the bottle off. He looked over to Walter in more of a Dear God help me way than anything. "I assure you. I do not require assistance anywhere near that region of my body. Thanks though."
Crimson glanced his eyes over to the two that were about to wrestle and cringed. He was very glad that he didn't have to participate in anything dumb like that. He took another drink, hoping to drink away all of the horrors that this was turning out to bring him.
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Xeiro turned his gaze from the great speaking Reinbach and raised an eyebrow at Alex. He wouldn't touch the mans shorts to reveal his naked body. That would be gay. "Someone please take this poor man's shorts off!" He cheered and took another drink of his glass. He was starting to feel a little lightheaded, but that didn't stop him from drinking to everything that he felt deserved a toast (which was literally almost everything). His head was beginning to droop, but only slightly and it didn't keep the man from enjoying himself.
His head turned rather slowly and the smile on his face was a little smaller, but still plastered his face. "Yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about." It was followed by a completely over exaggerated wink. He didn't want to remember the dreadful wedding, so he'd just act like it didn't happen. That meant it didn't right? It also wasn't very long until the subject of the f** was brought back up. He acted as though he didn't hear Yoakim at all with the last part and simply gave the man a smile and took another drink.
Xeiro was completely off of his s**t by the time Jacob started rattling off names for homos. "Shhhhhhhhh!" He held a finger up to his lips, trying to get the guy to stop it. It truly was unnecessary to keep going on like that. It made some people uncomfortable. Not like it was him or anything. "Walter! More whiskey!" He held his glass in the air and then sat it back down. Perhaps it was just a night that he needed to have some fun, or maybe it was the uncomfortableness of the gay words coming up, but he was craving some alcohol! It was truly an odd thing, he never drank very much.
He tilted his head back to watch the sky above him. It was so purdy up there! "You guys. You guys. You guys." He said it about ten times before pointing up to the sky. There was a star up there. WHO KNEW?! He brought his head back down and got that giant smile again as he looked around. Was something fun gonna happen? This was getting a bit boring. Should he speak up? Nah, the stars were purdy.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:09 pm
The hint of a smile tilted Parker's lips at Walter's suggestion of a double. The man understood. Of course if he was the butler for those two he would probably understand more than anyone here. He was definitely doing a good job of keeping everyone who wanted to be drunk well supplied. If only Parker had thought to start drinking earlier in the night. Even before he got here probably would have been best.
He lifted the glass in toast with Walter. "To strange times." He agreed then threw the shot back. He lowered the glass just to raise it again almost immediately as he realized that Walter was moving to refill it. Once filled he lifted the glass in thanks. "I appreciate it." He said to Walter's retreating form before drinking that shot as well. A little slower this time so he could actually taste it. Atleast the liquor wasn't cheap.
He set the glass down by the hot tub and stood, easily exiting the spring and moving toward the clearing and Pip. He held out a hand, comfortable in his own nakedness and unconcerned with Pip's. "Parker. I normally prefer to have a reason to fight people, but I don't think he was lying about those snipers." Parker said nonchalantly. "Let's get this over with." Somehow the thought of fighting to provide entertainment really pissed Parker off. Imagine that. He stpped away from Pip and easily fell back into a defensive stance. He wasn't going to exert anymore force than necessary. Not for those idiots. Not on someone who was in the same predicament he was.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:29 pm
"Bonjour. Pip. Oui. I am a lover not a fighter.. most of t'e time. But i agree with you, id rat'er not get shot at." Pip said after he shook Parkers hand. He too got into position and went into a defensive stance. Now, him and his Wild Geese had rough housed like this before. Never naked.. well they usually at LEAST had their pants on, or boxers. Plus Pip wasnt the showy type in battle. So to battle for entertainment.. this was going to be a disaster.
"I hope you know a few moves. Ot'erwise t'is might be short." Pip said with a light smirk. He lunged at Parker and started wrestling him.. naked.. infront of a bunch of other dudes... no homo. Problem was, while he didnt care about winning, Pip was a Gun for hire so he knew how to defend himself and pin another guy to the ground while being unharmed. He'd refrain from hurting Parker obviously.. well least physically. His pride on the other hand?
In the end it was whatever Parker had up his sleeve or not that would determine the winner. If Parker had no combat experience or any other weird tricks, then Pip would most likely win. If Parker happened to be some kind of strong man acrobat who should be touring with the Cirque de Sole then it'd be Pip who would loose.
Either way it was nice for Walter to watch two non chalant straight sexy fine men go at it. "Now that is a nice sight, if i must say so." Walter said with a smile as he watched Pip and Parker wrestle. Store this image away for later thank you.
"Ah a drink! I am called!" Walter said as he got up and walked over to Xiero after having grabbed the whiskey. "To the stars my plastered friend!" Walter said with a smirk as he poured Xeiro his whiskey, to God knows whatever amount he wanted in whatever small or huge of a glass Xeiro wanted.
Walter then took a drink of the whiskey himself and returned to Kade.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:36 pm
 
His attention was then brought on his brother’s action. Making the new Sexycop wrestly with Bernadette? ”Fabulous! Marvellous! Magnificent! Tremendous! Simply wonderful good brother! Of course, we need to assure ourselves that our guards are the bests of the best! Go on you two! Wrestle away! Chop, chop! Or should I say ‘roll, roll’? Someone? Please, enlighten me on that wrestling terminology.” Ah yes, Reinbach had actually said please. What was the occasion? Oh, it was only because he wasn’t addressing lowly servants or peasants. No, he was among the crème de la crème! The elite of the town! They were almost humans afterall! They deserved a very, very very minimum form of respect. That, and he knew nothing about wrestling. He wasn’t afraid to admit it. It had always seemed so…barbering. Better be left to the lowest class of people. Like guards. Naked Guards. Very good looking naked guards. Ah!...oh, no. He only had one artist invited. He couldn’t have someone make a painting of them wrestling, which was too bad. Artist should buy themselves a second pair of hands.
But, he quickly lost interest on the two men, that is, until they were actually doing it. No, not he was back on Lassie! He looked at him an laught obnoxiously while waving his right hand in front of him. ”Oh, Lassie! Always the joker, aren’t you? Ahahahahah! Not burgundy! Ah! Hilarious! Walter, please, make sure to call the local health specialist and make an appointment for him to have his prostate checked, just in cases. Do not worry, Lassie, it’s on me. Ahahaha. Not burgundy! I’ll be telling that at dinner for ages, I can assure you!” He had no idea that Lassie was such a comedian! Pretty hair, pretty dog and pretty funny! Oh, there was so much potential in him. If he’d remember it by the next morning, he would purchase Lassie’s life and makes him one of his many live-in servants-toys. Who needed dolls and figurines when you could have real people to play dress up with? And like every children, he just loved to shave their hair off! Oh, all the hairstyle he could do on Lassie!
Ah, but before he could think of all those fantasies he could do, he was interrupted by his favourite guess of the night, Bakersfield! An Bakersfield since to have trouble with Alexandre du Parc! Oh, that wasn’t good enough. ”YOU! Remove his shorts. Now.” He said he pointed at Josephine. Why him? No reason. He wanted one of the muscle guys to do it (only way to be sure it was done) and he didn’t want to trouble Bakersfield. As for Kimberley… well, he was almost invisible compared to the two. So there. Now everyone could be happy and naked! The best way to be happy.
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Yoakim looked at Jacob in half shock Had he just said that his name was Jacob Waldroup? Wouldn’t that make him… ”You’re Kade’s brother?” Why would he be happy to meet him if he was his ex’s brother? What kind of a brother did that? And now he was acting all homophobic, while claiming he was gay. Really, what kind of a family were those people? The blacksmith frowned a little, before realizing that his own family really wasn’t better with his mother, Keith and he had heard weird rumours about Alanis too… Was he the only normal one in his? Oh, no. he had his grandmother, thanks the Goddess. ”Are you away of… you know, who I am? I think you might be confusing me with someone…” Or just confusing him. Period. The kid seemed like a nice kid, a bit rude, but still nice. A bit like Keith (oh, delusion), which was probably the only reason why he was still talking to him and not asking a restraining order or something like that. Maybe if he could make any sense to what Jacob was trying to say, it would be better, but for now, he was just confusing as hell. Ah.. and now he had to go strip someone. The blacksmith was already amaze that this hadn’t turned into some huge rape-orgy.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:15 pm
  __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ - Hayden Rusacanth & Lucas Grey - __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Crappy stroke, crappy line, crappy-Hey! That actually looked like a male!! Divine~ Now... well... No one ask Hayden to paint something please. He was oddly calm, just letting whatever happen happen. If he were to actually worry about the fact that there was naked wrestling going on, homo screams, and stuff, he'd need therapy. He did make some splashes in the background, maybe in reference to the wrestling? Or just maybe it'd look pretty. Another prostate exam? No worries, Hayden payed no mind and continued to paint!Therapy sounded so nice right now. Lucas had resorted to splashing some water out of boredom, until Pip and Parker were thrown into wrestling. Were Gaston and Reinbach gay? A hot spring orgy would pretty much give that impression. Hm? Kade's brother? Hadn't he been hearing that man's name often? Oh he was trying to get with Yoakim. Fabulous...
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:50 am
Ah, yay! Gaston gave a little, tiny cheer and clapped his hands softly together when the men stood up, similar to an infant when introduced to their favorite toy. ..In fact, it was exactly like that~! He waved his hand at Sexycop when he was asked something or another – he wasn't sure and, frankly, he didn't care whatever the man wanted to do before he wrestled with the other, so long as he actually wrestled him! He watched them go on, drinking from his favorite horribly expensive glass as he held an air of one mildly amused mayor. It would have been much more pleasing if it was to the death, but Gaston didn't like blood very much. Give him some time to forgot how frightening the masquerade had been and then maybe he would build a stadium to start having enjoyable matches between his servants and guards~! Ah, maybe even throwing in a rapid, hungry Florence or two? Oh, he would just have to figure out how to get Gladice to approve of it.. ..Wasn't there a new lawyer in town~? Hm.. ..And so, Gaston continued to mull as he watched the two men battle.
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Jacob gave Yoakim an odd look before laughing him off – confusing him? Hell, no! He knew very well who this was! ..Or.. he thought he did.. He frowned once more in confusion at the idea that he got the guy wrong. Kade seemed to not like the guy, which meant this was the guy, right? Come to think of it, he hadn't actually asked if this was Yoakim.. He just assumed that the guy Kade would probably want to avoid would likely be the guy that he had been whining over for freaking ever, but this was Kade – he probably tried to sleep with every guy he met! This could be just about anyone and here he was, acting as if he was ready to get on his knees and blow the guy! ..God, why was he so damned gay? Gay and slutty! Worst kind of gay! He internally winced and tried to look apologetic in a way that didn't seem like he was flirting with the stranger. “Yeah, I'm his brother – you're.. the, um, guy? That he was with? Yoakim?” He questioned doubtfully now – he was sure this was the guy! But.. Then again, maybe the guy would have been more obvious about it? He would imagine a name or two flung at –
“Huh?” His attention went to Reinbach instead as the man pointed him out, confused that he was even getting attention from someone he had yet to say hi to, but, as it turned out, it wasn't so much an invitation for conversation as an order. He raised an eyebrow and looked over at the man Reinbach was pointing out – oh.. didn't Xeiro, the guy beside Yoakim (or who he thought was Yoakim), say something about that? Some guy was trying to get away with shorts? He didn't really want to go take some guy's shorts off, seriously, but.. well, he was the gay one here! May as well start acting like it!
So, without much more convincing, he half swam, half walked across the spring to get to Alex, who was sitting next to Kade and some guy Kade was flirting with, as well as the – hey! Hold up! This was the gay side of the spring, wasn't it?! He shouldn't be offended, really, that he was subtly told to go sit with these guys, but, still! He was enjoying his manly talk with manly men! It was his last moment of heterosexuality, alright? Why would they take that from him?! He was close to pouting as he took Alex by the arm and shoved him under the water, catching him off guard to belatedly drag his shorts off. Easy? Well, hell, Jacob didn't spend hours every day working out for nothing! Plus, tackling guys to the ground was part of his training, it wasn't like some scrawny guy would be able to shove him off! He let the shorts slip off to float somewhere in the spring as he went to sit down where Alex once was.
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Kade, who spent his time waiting on Walter to come back – poor man seemed so busy! Kade was starting to understand what Theresa meant when she complained about Matthew being busy at the bar when she was there.. Oh, well, like she had said – couldn't really help it if they were working. At least Walter was coming back each time, right? So, he only had to sit there and drink some booze while he waited on the man to come back. Every time he did, Kade gave him a nod and some quick answer to his question before Walter was rushed off again. Ah, did everyone want drinks that badly? They should have hired more people! Seriously! They were both rich, weren't they?! Why couldn't they just let Walter be naked with them too! ..Yeah, Kade had been doing nothing but drinking while he waited for Walter, so his thoughts just had to turn there. Be careful his a** – Kade just wanted to drink as much as possible and as soon as possible to ignore the glaringly obvious Yoakim situation he was in. At least the man wasn't in sight anymore.. Oh! And Jacob was here too~! He smiled at the man and was about to say something, when Jacob suddenly noticed the same thing and hurried to change seats to sit where Pip had once been at. Kade frowned, but Walter was back anyway! Besides, he was only going to be passive aggressive with Jacob for speaking with the enemy.
“Busy tonight, huh?” He asked the returning butler with something similar to a pout. Hey, he wasn't going to nag him over it, but that didn't mean Kade couldn't be put off by it. “You know,” He reached up to grab onto Walter's arm, but only ended up reaching the knee of his pant's leg – damn his short arms! Well, it was more so Walter being too tall and all that nonsense! Which he didn't mind, since tall was so cute~! He gave a tug to the man's pants anyway, just in case that would give the same message of Get down here! that he was going for. “I think they're busy right now watching Pip and the other guy~ You can maybe join everyone else too without them noticing? It's not fair that everyone else gets to strip, but you can't.” Walter looked just as good as anyone else did! Better than some, like.. Kim, for instance. He felt the urge to glare at Yoakim, but, damn him and his strategic positioning! So, he kept his eyes on Walter instead.
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After moving from Kade's side, Jacob was debating using the Waldroup Puppy Eyes to shoot them over at Yoakim in longing to go back to the straight side of the pool, buuut he was a little busy noticing that blond guy was here too! Wasn't he, uh.. well, he wasn't cute, Jacob wasn't used to calling guys cute just yet, but he knew that he would be considered good looking and.. He wasn't skinny, but he gave off the air of someone who was generally used to being submissive, plus he was on the gay side, so.. If Jacob was going to try anyone out without fear of turning into the real pansy Kade was, this would probably be his best bet~ He wasn't sure how to hit on a guy, though.. Treat them like a girl, he guessed? He slid closer to Lucas, propping his head up with one hand and grinning as coolly as he could manage at the guy, letting out one smooth, “Heeey. I'm Jacob.” He even added a small flex there to show off, but.. did that work on guys? He wasn't sure, so he waited on Lucas's reaction to see.
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:44 pm
Parker was ready for Pip when the man lunged at him to begin the sparring match. As he always did Parker, had seized Pip up before the fight had begun. He knew better than to underestimate your opponent and had been in enough fights throughout his life to be able to hold his own. Not to mention that as an MP and having deployed, Parker had gone through an extensive combatives course.
So, he was able to hold his own, though a real fight with Pip definietly would have been a challenge, and he could admit to himself that he possibly could lose a real fight if both had been trying. But, Parker didn't want to incapacitate or seriously injure Pip for entertainment. More importantly, Parker despised the idea that he should actually try for a fight like this. So, Parker did just enough to make it look good, then gave it over to Pip to finish the fight, figuring that the man, though on his way to drunk, was in the fight enough to notice and end it for both of there sakes. As comfortable with nudity as Parker was, this was just ridiculous and Parker did not enjoy being the center of attention.
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:20 pm
Alex continued to glare at Xeiro as the man seemed to miss his message. Or maybe he had just decided to ignore it. Or maybe he had spoken up to spite him! Alex would have been quite content to shoot death glares at the younger man for the rest of the evening, when someone decided to act on it... All of a sudden, he was tackled under the water. By a teenager. He honestly had no idea what was going on until he was under the water, his shorts were down around his knees, and water was filling his lungs. Eventually the boy let go, and Alex kicked his legs as he struggled to sit right up again. When he resurfaced, he coughed and looked around for his assailant, as red-faced as ever. "What the ******** was that?!" he cried, just as he noticed Jacob, who had taken his spot. He opened and closed his mouth a few times before finding a new place to sit, a little farther away from the others. His face was red, not just from almost drowning, but because he was naked, in public. Once he sat down again, he sank down until the water reached right above his nose. He had resisted drowning initially, but it didn't sound so bad anymore...
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:19 pm
Pip ended up pinning Parker for a finish to the fight. Quickly releasing the man Pip shouted in triumph and laughed loudly while putting his hands on his hips. "Aye won! Monsieurs i won!" Pip said with a drunken smile on his face to Gaston and Reinbach. "Oh. I did not go to 'ard on you did i monsieur? I will say you do know some moves. If we 'ad been fighting for real i'd rat'er join you t'en fight you. Oui. Id be waving t'e white flag." Pip said with a chuckle to Parker.
"Ah! Now eets time for more beer, no?" Pip said before he found the bar and grabbed a few beers for himself. He made it back to the hotsprings and weaseled his way inbetween Kade and whomever was sitting besides him. "Bonjour Walter. And you, you are Kade, no? I am bad with names sometimes. Especially when i've 'ad a few." Pip laughed before he opened a beer and pounded it down. He opened another and shoved it towards Kade. "You will get sheetfaced wit' t'e rest of us, no?"
"Oh i totally agree ol boy." Walter said with a smile to Kade, He knelt down when Kade tugged on his pants. Now they were closer, reaching out a gloved hand he gently caressed Kade's cheek with a smile. "Id rather not get wet honestly ol chap. But i think i can take a seat and enjoy the view for a bit. Dont fret. I may be busy, and its all part of the job you understand. But if i could i would just stay here with you ol fellow. " Walter said sincerely before his and Kade's time was intruded upon by a drunk Frenchman.
"Oh my look at what the cat dragged in. Boisterous as ever i see." Walter said with a chuckle to Pip.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:02 pm
No… What had happen was that the letter had gotten lost in the mail! He knew he should have used letter-servant instead of the Sonata Postal Service! You couldn’t trust those peasants to do their jobs correctly! Or maybe even… The Real Bernadette had gotten murdered by the man who had then stolen his identity! Either way, Reinbach pointed his finger toward Pip, acusing him of the gravest crime of all. ”YOU ARE A SERVANT! What did you do with the real Bernadette? Bathing with us like that!... Oh Goddess.. I bathed with a servant…” The colors of the man’s face disappeared immediately. A trambling hand went on his brother’s shoulder, looking him in a state of panic. ”Dear…est brothe…. We… we bathed with a servant…”
He couldn’t stay there any longer! Who knew what damage bathing with a lowly servant had made his perfect beautiful skin? He stood up in the spring, exposing his manhood (which wasn’t as small as his brother’s) to everyone there. He literally jumped out of the spring and ran toward bathrobe-servants, who immediately placed the robe made of the skin of 103 Dalmatians puppy on him (he had ordered it after seeing something somewhat similar to a very interesting movie he had seen the previous season). ”I’m out of here! I need to go wash myself with bleach followed by gold and diamonds! SERVANTS! Destroy the robe reserved for Bernadette! Let him walk home naked in shame! SNIPERS! If you see him stealing the robe from someone else, shoot him! SEXYCOP! You are allowed to shoot him if revenge you so desire! HAYDENTHEPAINTER! Erase Bernadette from your painting! I’m out of here! Aurevoir!” And on those words, three servants lift him in the air and carried him away, back to the mansion, where he would really wash himself in bleach, then have Jade rub gold pieced all over him.
//Exit Reinbach.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:19 pm
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ - Hayden Rusacanth & Lucas Grey - __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Lucas' focus had been slightly in that fight Parker and Pip were at. More so in the fact that he wanted to know who won but... it made it so disturbing to have the two of them naked. Well this whole thing was disturbing... honestly. ...What? Lucas blinked, did he hear right? Okaaay, is this really-? Dear Goddess he didn't like this! Not homophobic but he didn't like to be flirted on! Not that that ever really happen if it wasn't Conor, and he was just messing with him. "Um... Hey? ...I'm, uh Lucas?" he responded, raising an eyebrow while moving to the side slightly. Was he flexing his? "...What are you doing?"Fighting, nudity, all fitting for a crappy painting. Actually... it wasn't that horrible! Hm? Now what was Reinbach going on about? He had glanced at the fight to see Pip come victorious, then all hell broke loose. "Wait what? All right? ...Erase Bernadette" repeated the male before realizing he hadn't even started to work on him. "Ah perfect" he said with a smile. "Oh wait... Do I stop or something?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:26 am
OH. GODDESS. Gaston could only stare in pure, unadulterated horror at his brother as he spoke – was he right?! Was he.. he wasn't.. no.. but.. This just didn't make sense! A servant? Among them?! Didn't they screen each one based on their own, holy, perfect eyes and judgments? How could they have been so wrong to – AH! Gaston just couldn't handle this! No, he certainly couldn't bare this thought any longer! He easily jumped up just when his brother had, tears flowing from his eyes in panic and shame at the horrible deed they had unknowingly committed. He didn't know what he could say or do, honestly, he.. he just had to get out of there before anyone could mock them both for being less – oh, he just couldn't bring himself to even finishing that thought! The man shrieked like the (little girl) angel he was, wrists flipping, mascara running, and running out of the springs after his brother, a pair of more lithe servants managing to dress him in a beautiful, pale silk robe as he frantically ran with a series of ews barely heard following him. Bleach bath? Yes, that sounded divine, after he hid underneath his covers and cried over the atrocity that became of that night.
~Exit Gaston~
Jacob, while waiting for Lucas's response, had turned his head to stare at the two rich, retreating fags with a creased brow. ..Uh.. okay. He wasn't sure what that was about, but, eh, whatever, he had someone to seduce! ..Did that sound like he was enjoying it? Oh, maybe a little~ This wasn't so bad! If he just pretended Lucas was a very.. boyish girl and just really.. really flat chested.. or something.. No, wait.. He didn't have the right to fantasize about women anymore! ..Did it count if the chick was actually a boy? ..Uhh.. Nah, no, he should be focusing on Lucas right now, who had scooted a little farther from him. Ah! Perfect! It seemed like Lucas reacted like every girl Jacob had successfully hit on! He even gave him the same look that his ex-girlfriend did when they first met~! It was kinda.. cute, in a nostalgic way.
“Just chilling, y'know. Hanging. Looking at hot..” He paused, a frown twisting on his lips as he tried to get this next part out with some difficulty, “..guuuyss..” Jacob swore, a little part of himself died right then. He would have cried had he been a Kade-gay, but he wasn't a Kade-gay, so he kept his sexy face sparkling with confidence as always. He scooted closer to Lucas to fill in the distance the other made just a second ago as he spoke next, “..Other gay stuff like that. Yeeeaah,” He stretched an arm out and laid it strategically and so subtly across the wall Lucas was sitting against, grin slowly coming back into place. “..regular guy stuff, y'know..” ..Now, Lucas just needed to react perfectly again and Jacob knew he would have this one in the bag~
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Oh, and there went the hosts! Kade, like.. most should have been, was instantly distracted by the men's screaming and running, which happened almost directly after Pip had come over to intrude on Walter and him in such a drunken manner that Kade could hardly hold it against him. He stared after them, glancing to the spots that Gaston and Reinbach once occupied, and then.. shrugged. Oh, no way was he getting involved in that! Being a gossip just told him to watch events, not be part of them! Where was the fun in a story on him, anyway? Sure, at one point, he would have liked to find out what was wrong, but.. No, he learned his lesson there.
He shook his head and returned his attention to Pip and Walter, “Sooo, looks like we don't have any job to keep us decent, thanks to Pip!” He added with a small wave to the other in greeting. Yes, he would so be getting shitfaced, especially now that the man had practically requested it~! “Unless,” He looked back at Walter and jutted out his lower lip, giving his best 'Pleeeaaase?' eyes he could manage, “you don't want to get in the water with me?” ..Oh, he would join Pip in drinking in a moment~ First, though, he was going to get Walter to sit with him. It just wasn't the same when he was out of the water and fully clothed.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:14 pm
"'ey what is going on?" Pip said confused as to why the two main men holding the event had left in a girly screaming display. "Walter? Walter what 'appened?" Pip asked in his drunken haze. Did he do something wrong? Was there cause for alarm? Should they all be running around like ninnys?
Walter.. couldnt respond to either Kade or Pip. He had fallen to his knees in laughter as his employers freaked like a bunch of girls and ran off into the night. The butler was laughing so hard he could barely breath, and he was crying from how amazingly horrible that had all just been.
It took the Brit some time to settle before he could even think of answering Kade and the others. Standing up Walter brushed himself off and smiled at the crowd.
"Gentleman.. I do believe our hosts have left. Of course that doesnt mean you cant mooch off the alcohol they brought here and have a romping good time getting drunk in the lovely hotsprings. If you want to collect your robes from the servants the hosts were going to give you then please do. Oh.." Walter looked down at Pip and patted him lightly on the head.
"Except you ol chap i believe i smell yours burning. My apologies but i think youll have to walk home in the nude." Walter said before he addressed the others again.
"If you want to leave feel free. That goes for you as well Mister Painter." Walter said as he smiled to Hayden.
"As for me. Im can finally do what i wanted." Walter said before he started undoing his vest, shoes, the pants went off next. Then the shirt, tie and ... the gloves stayed on for various reasons. Now nude, Walter put his clothes in a nice pile and grabbed a bottle of Scotch from the bar. He slipped into the hotsprings and sat on the other side of Kade. Now the Smurf was sammiched between Britain and France.
"Ah~" Walter sighed out of relief and comfort at the hot water caressing his skin.
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"I still dont get what 'appened." Pip said as he shook his head.
"Ill explain it to you in the morning ol chap." Walter chuckled.
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