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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:50 pm


He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..
PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:43 pm


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He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:50 pm


-laughs at the name Priapus-

Isn't that like a Priapism? LOLZ

ROFLAO
PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:38 pm


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-laughs at the name Priapus-

Isn't that like a Priapism? LOLZ

ROFLAO


Grr, some refer to him as my son. Poor bloke couldn't get it up, and then when he got it up Hera cursed him to always have it up. I mean really, all he wanted was some sweet loving.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:03 am


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-laughs at the name Priapus-

Isn't that like a Priapism? LOLZ

ROFLAO


Grr, some refer to him as my son. Poor bloke couldn't get it up, and then when he got it up Hera cursed him to always have it up. I mean really, all he wanted was some sweet loving.


she really is a b..... 'nice lady'


so he's not a half-brother of mine? If not then I have some jokes for him. What am I talking about, even if he is, I'll still have jokes about him.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:12 pm


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He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?


Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:36 am


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Dionysus or Bacchus
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He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?


Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.


Hestia gets really emotional over her chastity. One time *When we were still inside our father, mind you.*, Poseidon tried flirting with her and it didn't turn out pretty. So I would not want to see the scene Mnemosyne described....
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:48 pm


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Dionysus or Bacchus
Mnemosyne Moneta
He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?


Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.


Hestia gets really emotional over her chastity. One time *When we were still inside our father, mind you.*, Poseidon tried flirting with her and it didn't turn out pretty. So I would not want to see the scene Mnemosyne described....


True enough, your majesty.
Dare i ask what exactly did Hestia do, when Poseidon tried to flirt with her?
I recalled it not being pleasant, but what exactly did she do?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:38 pm


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He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?


Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.


Hestia gets really emotional over her chastity. One time *When we were still inside our father, mind you.*, Poseidon tried flirting with her and it didn't turn out pretty. So I would not want to see the scene Mnemosyne described....


True enough, your majesty.
Dare i ask what exactly did Hestia do, when Poseidon tried to flirt with her?
I recalled it not being pleasant, but what exactly did she do?


I would think Demeter would be actually off chasing Demeter, rather than Hestia.

Okay, here's what happened. Apollo and Poseidon(okay, I understand now) were off chasing her. Yet, she vowed on Zeus' head that she would stay chaste. Next thing she knew, she was at some party. Everyone was asleep by some time, and she too was sleeping peacefully. Priapus, the stupid god, was drunk and walking around, but soon his eyes swept to Hestia. As he was lowering, she awoke(some say a donkey squealed), and Hestia screamed. The lusty god ran away from the goddess, and she was still virgin.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:00 pm


Javier Cross
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Dionysus or Bacchus
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He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?


Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.


Hestia gets really emotional over her chastity. One time *When we were still inside our father, mind you.*, Poseidon tried flirting with her and it didn't turn out pretty. So I would not want to see the scene Mnemosyne described....


True enough, your majesty.
Dare i ask what exactly did Hestia do, when Poseidon tried to flirt with her?
I recalled it not being pleasant, but what exactly did she do?


Threw a big tantrum, that's what. She wouldn't go even within 10 feet of him for a month or so...It made everything very awkward.
But yes. This is a story that never made it to the books. Only my siblings and I know this. eek

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:25 pm


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Javier Cross
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Dionysus or Bacchus
Mnemosyne Moneta
He probably doesn't. I don't think that Hestia likes parties, and that means she isn't attached with Dionysus. But, his son Priapus seems to like her..


Great, Now which obscure rumor are you referring to?


Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.


Hestia gets really emotional over her chastity. One time *When we were still inside our father, mind you.*, Poseidon tried flirting with her and it didn't turn out pretty. So I would not want to see the scene Mnemosyne described....


True enough, your majesty.
Dare i ask what exactly did Hestia do, when Poseidon tried to flirt with her?
I recalled it not being pleasant, but what exactly did she do?


Threw a big tantrum, that's what. She wouldn't go even within 10 feet of him for a month or so...It made everything very awkward.
But yes. This is a story that never made it to the books. Only my siblings and I know this. eek


I don't think Zeus would know, because he wasn't in the belly. He was 'The God That Grew Up Not in Someone's Belly.'
Hey, I was wondering about that. Did you guys ever get ambrosia or nectar on you, cause daddy dearest was drinking?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:32 pm


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HadesPluto
Javier Cross
HadesPluto
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Obscure rumor? I do remember the god trying to rape poor Hestia as she slept.


Hestia gets really emotional over her chastity. One time *When we were still inside our father, mind you.*, Poseidon tried flirting with her and it didn't turn out pretty. So I would not want to see the scene Mnemosyne described....


True enough, your majesty.
Dare i ask what exactly did Hestia do, when Poseidon tried to flirt with her?
I recalled it not being pleasant, but what exactly did she do?


Threw a big tantrum, that's what. She wouldn't go even within 10 feet of him for a month or so...It made everything very awkward.
But yes. This is a story that never made it to the books. Only my siblings and I know this. eek


I don't think Zeus would know, because he wasn't in the belly. He was 'The God That Grew Up Not in Someone's Belly.'
Hey, I was wondering about that. Did you guys ever get ambrosia or nectar on you, cause daddy dearest was drinking?


exactly.
And yes. Yes we did. *shudders*

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:40 pm


lolz!! poor gods.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:42 pm


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lolz!! poor gods.

Somebody understands.... stare

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:04 pm


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lolz!! poor gods.

Somebody understands.... stare


probably not, but it does suck!
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