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 Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:46 pm
Granted. You get bitten by a venomous creature only found in Timbucktoo, and die a horrible death.
I wish for good to defeat evil.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:07 pm
Granted, but then good becomes corrupt and power hungry, thus starting the cycle all over again.
I wish I wasn't feeling so crappy.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:47 pm
Granted.. you are now constipated for eternity
i wsih i had my celly back
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:10 pm
Granted. It gives you cancer.
I wish I was having an amazing summer...
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:26 pm
granted but your having so much fun you dont notice how burnt you are and your burnt for the rest of the school year
I WISH I COULD HAVE SPARKLY SKIN AND BE MISTAKEN FOR A TWILIGHT FAN AND PUNCH PEOPLE
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:00 pm
Granted, but your friends now avoid you because of your sparkely skin.
I wish I was in better shape.
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:50 am
granted now everyones afraid of you and avoids you
i wish rape never happens.. or happened... idk
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:52 am
Granted, but everyone becomes sluts and nymphos.
I wish I had a peanut butter cookie...
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:48 pm
Granted. You choke on it and the lack of oxygen means you suffer a brain injury.
I wish mosquitoes would go extinct.
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:58 pm
granted theyve evolved into 'vampires' and are highly dangerous spreading disease and drinking people to death.
i wish i had a tamed pet lion
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:16 pm
Granted but it is terminally ill due to F.I.V. (Feline immunodeficiency virus).
I wish America and Canada would become one country.
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:43 pm
Granted. People on both sides of the border become disgusted at the change, and start throwing rotten tomatoes at you for being the one to suggest it.
I wish for a Fallen Wish.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:51 pm
Granted but then your account gets hacked and you lose all your items.
I wish time would go by faster
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:21 pm
Granted, but time keeps on slipping by and your life is over before you can really live. crying I wish that my best friend, who is more of a brother to me than my actual brother, were actually my biological, legal brother. And by the way lucid_mirror Granted You no longer have Moon Face, but then you are no longer Lumanny the Space Jew instead you become Lumanny the Jew. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonk
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:09 pm
Granted, but you will share a genetical mutation with your brother that you can only recover from.
I wish there was no such thing as "ignorance".
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