There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
I'm the kind of person who wonders where language comes from.
I'm the kind of person who wonders how Wall-E was programmed.
I'm the kind of person who studies my own fingerprints.
I'm the kind of person who compares the human mind to a computer.
I'm the kind of person that, when sick, plays out my body's defense system fighting the virus as a battle.
I'm the kind of person with Sony Vegas programmed in my brain.
I'm the kind of person who studies the shape and movements of a bat's wings and compares them to a dragon's.
I'm the kind of person that uses logic and imagination together.
I'm the kind of person that answers questions you never think to ask.
I am the ultimate nightmare.
I'm the person who thinks ahead to anything you will say.
I'm the person who looks back on a day at night and says 'I could have never guessed'.
I'm the kind of person who eavesdrops on conversations while making one with someone else.
I'm the kind of person who faces a nightmare and twists it into a dream.
I'm the kind of person that shares pain on a whim, but has learned to deal with it.
I'm the kind of person who wonders if Darth Vader is Luke's biological father.
I am the ultimate Sci-Fi villian.
I'm the kind of person who walks in shadows but controls the light.
I'm the kind of person who pushes my body and mind to the limit...because there are none.
I'm the kind of person who enjoys loneliness but likes company.
I'm the kind of person who hates talking but won't hesitate to redicule.
I'm the ultimate hypocrite.
You know what sucks? Is that for two seconds, two glorious, beautiful seconds, things will seem fine. They might even seem happy. But then you start thinking...and thinking...and thinking some more. You wonder why you're here, you wonder why your life is shaped the way it is, and how you'll ever be able to survive such a vicious, painful world. You wonder if you even deserve to, mistake maker and monster that you are, because as innocent as you might be, you know that you're also painfully guilty of things a decent being wouldn't do. And knowing these things makes you feel like you hold the ******** weight of the world, because it's hard not to feel responsible when you know, you know? I always hated that; I can figure almost anything out, I can imagine until I don't know what's real and what's out of my head, and in the end these gifts that anybody and everybody has becomes painful. Knowledge turns to responsibility, imagination to living nightmares that can follow you around, day or night. Supernatural Nightmares that block out sun and stars, until the bright moon almost blinds you because you forgot for a day (or was it an eternity?) what beauty was. And you know you've gone insane (again), because where else can something like this spring from? So you have to walk down the familiar roads and tunnels, around the Wild River Rapids of Thought, and under the Boulder of Pain you always choose to ignore. Because as much as pretending can hurt, it's the only tool you have to try and dam up those rivers. It's the only way that you can stop letting the Boulder rule your whole life, and instead take only bits and pieces. Where is your Sanity? Hiding from the mess you've made of mind and heart, dreaming (isn't it strange that even Sanity bothers to dream?) dreaming that eventually you'll be the whole and complete person you once were before life tore you beyond recognition. There is one person who may be able to rescue you. He tells you secret Truths, and promises that things won't be as they've always been. He promises something you've always dreamed of, but never experienced; a place where you belong, protected, happy and loved. You believe it, because how could you live as you had before? Death would be preferable, which is the entrance, of course. But of course you couldn't disappoint your glorious King; you couldn't bear to. And to choose to go down the Road of Death early, you know it wouldn't make Him pleased. So you're trapped on a world stuck between life and death, a broken soldier on enemy territory. Trapped among the people, and trapped in yourself. Is it any wonder you're depressed? ~My own poem.
'Eternity lies behind the illusion of reality.' ~Me
No Fourth Wall: Feeny, Cory, and particularly Eric are all guilty of making asides directed at the audience.
* The episode where they all graduated high school was particularly notorious for this. At one point Cory and Shawn run into childhood friend Minkus, absent for the past couple of seasons. They ask where he's been all this time.
Minkus: I've been over there.
Cory: Oh, we don't go over there.
Shawn: Yeah, if you go over there you may never come back.
Minkus: Oh, that's just talk. [waving to someone off camera] Hey, Mr. Turner!
The last line refers to another character who disappeared for a while, Mr. Turner, who at one point took Shawn in while his father straightened his life out. He also mysteriously disappeared for several seasons.
"Don't believe in the you that believes in me, or the me that believes in you, but believe in the you that believes in yourself."
If you love the night more then the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
How many gaians does it take to screw in a new light bulb?
1 to screw in the light bulb and 9000 others to complain about how they liked the old one better
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
To lose one's self in reverie, one must be either very happy, or very unhappy. Reverie is the child of extremes. ~Antoine Rivarol
"They're good people." (Alphonse)
Nobody was saved." (Ed)
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom the emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause and stand wrapped in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. ~Albert Einstein
Ride is always, always
...the exception." ~Soy
Websites (no, I won't tell you what they're for razz
How come there's so much violence in schools?
Dear Concerned Student,
Because I'm not ALLOWED in schools.
The Anti-Stereotype Creed (with added quotes)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. ~Alfred de Musset
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
Hell has no exits.
Heaven needs none.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. (William Temple)
It is hard to have patience with people who say "There is no death" or "Death doesn't matter." There is death. And whatever is matters. And whatever happens has consequences, and it and they are irrevocable and irreversible. You might as well say that birth doesn't matter.
C. S. Lewis
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
“You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.”
C.S. Lewis quote
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. ~Lillian Hellman
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
Don't think you're on the right road just because it’s a well-beaten path. ~Author Unknown
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see. ~Duane Michals, Real Dreams
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
When ideas float in our mind without any reflection or regard of the understanding, it is that which the French call revery, our language has scarce a name for it. ~John Locke
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. ~Steven Wright
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face. It is one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy. ~Edward P. Morgan
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
Books can be dangerous. The best ones should be labeled "This could change your life." ~Helen Exley
No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you're disappointed by the world in general.
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ~Mahatma Gandhi
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he has to say, and make fun of it. ~Thomas Carlyle
Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
C. S. Lewis
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you try and fail to come up with your own copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever run into a door, put this in your profile.
If you've ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile.
There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. ~Edwin Denby
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. ~Frank Barron, Think, November-December 1962
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you want to look like the people next door, you're probably smothering yourself and your dreams. ~Clive Barker
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. - not confused, I understand what it means, but I want to trip up anyone reading this anyway wink
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ~Lewis Carroll
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you're always tired, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are emo (and proud of it), copy and paste this into your profile.
1. Your reading my profile
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts
If you're Captain Obvious, copy annd paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you usually have absolutely no idea what's going on.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
Children don't read to find their identity, to free themselves from guilt, to quench the thirst for rebellion or to get rid of alienation. They have no use for psychology.... They still believe in God, the family, angels, devils, witches, goblins, logic, clarity, punctuation, and other such obsolete stuff.... When a book is boring, they yawn openly. They don't expect their writer to redeem humanity, but leave to adults such childish illusions. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities. ~Theodore Geisel
“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket- safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.”
C.S. Lewis quote
Sometimes the Lord calms the storm;
Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.
If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
Studies show that one out of every three people is insane. Look at your two best friends, and if it's not them, it's you. xp
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Lyrics to Represent :
A kid came up to me now just the other day
And asked me if I thought about what I would say
If everything came crashing down on top of me
How would I stay torn?
Will you represent?
Will you stand close?
Will they shame you?
Will they blame you?
It's funny how the words of a child can be
Simple, but the thought there is so meaningful
Makes me wonder what I would say to me
In the eyes of another
Will you represent?
Will you stand close?
Will they shame you?
Will they blame you?
There's a consequence
For the path you chose
Will they change you?
Will they make you who you are? [x3]
Let the free world ride your way
In these times of darkened days
Let the free world ride your way (let the free world ride your way)
You will represent
You'll stand close
They won't shame you
They won't change you
There's a consequence
For the path you chose
They can't change you
They can't make you who you are not.