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 Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:20 pm
Granted, But it rots before you can finish it all.
I wish my delicious cake dident make my teath hurt so much.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:38 pm
  Granted, but now you have no teeth at all. I wish I was a star. (the kind in the night sky). 
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:54 am
Granted. You are know burned alive in billion degree heat.
I wish I had an awesome video camera.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:24 pm
Granted, you drop it. It explodes and kills you and a kitten.
I wish i had some yummy yummy Chinese food.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:52 pm
Granted, but you gain a s**t-ton of weight, like you would in the sims 2.
I wish I didn't have to do this stupid poetry project.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:59 pm
Granted, but now you have to write two different ones.
I wish I would stop biting the inside of my lip to the point it bleeds. >:
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:51 pm
Granted but too late. The damage is already done and you slowly bleed out and die.
I wish I didnt fart as much smile
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:45 am
Granted, but you've now got IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) and every time you normally would be farting it now comes out as terrible diarrhea. I wish I could find my camera.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:16 pm
Granted, but a careless neighbor has broken it, and doesn't care enough to replace it.
I wish my car worked properly...
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:56 pm
Granted, but you die in a fiery wreck.
I wish I had something to eat right not.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:06 pm
Granted, but it's just your own flesh.
I wish I had someone to share my food with right now sad
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:55 pm
Granted, but my fat a** isn't going to share your food with you.
I wish my car was not broken down.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:17 pm
Granted, but it's been impounded instead. D: I wish my hair would do what I want it to do.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:45 pm
Granted, but you are mistaken for Seduca from the Powerpuff Girls and taken into military custody for biological testing.
I wish my physics group doesn't have to present to the panel tomorrow.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:54 pm
Granted, but you had to present yesterday and now you get a 0.
I wish my wisdom teeth would stop aching.
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