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 Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 4:12 am
Kaichou once again, found himself briskly walking down the same hallway from before. They weren't very fond memories, but at least he learned his lesson the first time. At least now he can keep his lewd thoughts to himself. Though he didn't really see a point in acting like a perverted freak anymore. It's not like he could talk, and the only person to listen was his stupid sister. So he'd just stick with the freak part. Kai popped his neck and made a small groan as he approached the anointed portal door of hell. He sort of wondered what His boyfriend and Seika were up to. Kai hadn't seen them since the chunin exams. With a slight shrug, He gave the door his full attention. Kaichou wanted to open it, but felt he should wait for a few seconds. Oh wait. Last time that happened he got his a** handed to him. So Kai lifted his hand to the door and knocked. Because he was afraid if he opened it, something would fly out and blow up his head.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:13 am
 Shuniji silently approached the supposed hallway in which the Otokage's Lair existed. At least... it was the hallway they always seemed to be in when whisked off to only Otokage-Knows-Where for their (de)briefing.
His strides were quick and long, just a beat faster than walking, and a beat less dorky than speed-walking.
To his surprise, he encountered Kaichou--an incident that (thankfully) hadn't occurred since before the Chunin Exam. Shuniji raised an eyebrow beneath his mask, but didn't bother saying anything. Instead, he stood beside Kaichou, unsure of whether it would be wiser to take the lead and be first one in, or stay at the back and put Kaichou between himself and whatever may potentially come flying out of that door.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:24 pm
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika trotted down the hall that would lead to the Otokage's lair. It wasn't cool that she got left behind, but she'd get over it. It's not like it hasn't happened before anyway. She grumbled at the thought. It also made her wonder what the Otokage had planned. Whatever it was...it might be something she'd hate, but do anyway because it's required. As she continued walking she noticed Kaichou and Shun just standing at the door. Good, so she wasn't technically late. Though the sight of them just standing there was kind of putting her off. Do they know what happens to late personnel? "Hey, don't just stand there with your thumbs up your asses!" She hissed and nudged Kaichou out of the way. "We're going to be late if you nancy's just sit there and stare at the door. You did knock right?" Apparently she didn't want to end up like Kaichou, and the Otokage hated late arrivals. So it would just be better to open the door. After all..they were summoned right? S-so maybe it was okay. Hopefully...So she wrenched the door open and reflexively flinched, hoping something wouldn't nail her in the face as well. ╚══════════♫♪♫♪══════════╝
. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 4:23 pm
Shuniji quickly got out of Seika's way, all too happy to have her take the brunt of whatever it was he and Kaichou were imagining could potentially be behind that door.
However, his trepidation couldn't keep him from gazing curiously over Seika's shoulder into the abyss beyond the doorway.
"Yeah, Kai knocked. Y'know, like a normal person."
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:36 pm
Familiar uncertainty swept into the room as the gaudy jumpsuit of the pink ninja pieced itself together from the ground up- grain by terribly-out-of-fashion grain. The swilling enigma concluded as it reached the point of no return. A mild trace of a wild smile made it's impression on the sound three as their host made his presence concrete.
"Fancy seeing you in a place like this. You didn't even buy me a drink. HANDS OFF!" He said, his personality snapping between slutty minks and grumpy drunk.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:57 pm
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
The sight of the pink ninja made Seika scrunch her nose. She remembered this guy. 'What was his face...er...beans man.' Something like that. "Hey, Shun...it's your boyfriend." She remarked quietly. Or at least she thought it was a guy....or maybe a flat chested girl. Whatever it was, she wanted nothing to do with it. So she quickly retreated behind Shun, hoping he'll blast it with his megaphone or something. Anything to get it to leave with it's strange mood swings and baked beans. ╚══════════♫♪♫♪══════════╝
. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:00 pm
"No no, I'm not a sack-tickler kiddies. I'm a lovely lovely delivery ninja however. I deliver all sorts of things! I deliver pizza. I deliver the mail. I deliver dead bodies chocolate. I deliver love letters to sleeping Sound ninja after I read them..." He said with a amused grin, "...I think he's butt-buddies with an older man now. Lot's of mustache ride sorta-love too."
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:13 pm
Shuniji let out something akin to a choked groan as the ninja(?) appeared before him. He took a step back, and ended up backing into Seika. When had she gotten there!?
It was a shame Shuniji was wearing a mask at that moment. The face he was making was hilarious, or at least, it would be in hindsight, since now the look of horrified, desperation was completely justified.
"I have a mailbox, you know. You don't have to keep touching my pants." he growled threateningly... or at least as threateningly as you could get when suggesting crazy, nameless, genjutsu-using mail carriers don't touch your shiny, silver, pleather pants.
...Shuniji sort of hoped Kaichou would take this opportunity to do one of his patented creepy-possessive-borderline-sexual-harassment stunts in order to deflect attention from himself. He was giving him permission.
Shuniji Fuku's little-known fear: People more flamboyantly awkward to be around than himself.
"Can we just skip to the part where Lord Otokage yells at us belligerently while simultaneously giving our missions in the form of riddles with convoluted sentence structure? I like that part better."
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:25 pm
"NOPE NOPE NOPE! Lovely Miss Otokage-sama doesn't want to give you kissy-kissy-puches. He wants me to give you all sorts of things but good love'en isn't one of them." Explained the pink little ninja with the hook stave, "I'd tell you what he told me to tell you, but I'm scared one of you might accidentally eat me."
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:34 pm
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika stayed quiet with a raised brow, while the funny pink ninja spoke about man parts and gay people, something her brother would be into. Her eye visibly twitched. This wasn't a topic she was all too comfortable with. Seika glanced up at Shun as he began speaking about his pants. Then nodded her head silently in agreement as he mentioned the Otokage. This pink man made everything awkward...best skip to the angry Otokage before they get a can of baked beans shoved up their rear ends or something. Though last time this was some sort of genjutsu....wasn't it? Maybe it was...but what if it wasn't? It would make this even more awkward! She continued to stare at the funny man child, pink thing, wondering what the hell he was babbling about now. W-wait...he just called the Otokage a girl? 'WHAT THE HELL IS HE A TRANNY?!' Nooo that can't be. He clearly sounded male last time she encountered him, but wait...Wasn't he a snake or something? Maybe snakes are both genders. Seika let out an aggravated sigh and rubbed at her temples. "Spit it out." She said rather firmly. Seika didn't want to sit here and let her thoughts wonder off while he fed her imagination strange things.
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:38 pm
"What."
Shuniji was quiet for a moment as he registered what had been said. Eventually it hit him.
"...Sh...Shut..." and the rest of the sentence deteriorated into aggravated snarls. Shuniji knew better than to even attempt to verbally accost the man-thing, though the overwhelming feeling of nausea was making it hard to devise a decent comeback anyway.
Maybe he could just throw up on his shoes. Yeah. That'd show him. Ugh...
He fidgeted with his mask, just in case he needed to get it out of the way and vomit while he waited for the nausea to recede. Thankfully for him, Seika hadn't registered the "being eaten" portion of the crazy man's babble as anything of interest.
"So you're just going to let us hang out here with you until two of us die of old age? Sound great. We'll have a sleepover." He muttered sarcastically.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:45 pm
A child-like expression of extreme glee came over his face as he hugged himself and swayed a little bit.
"Oh! I LOVE sleepovers! We can dance and eat ice-cream! Oh! I can do your hair! We can get sick on the floor and have to scrub it up before the.... why do you look like me?" He asked, stopping abruptly and offering a truly baffled expression to Shuniji,
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:50 pm
Shuniji blankly scratched at his ear. He was still wearing the Oni mask, right? Oh, he wasn't going to like where this discussion was headed at all.
He kept a steady gaze on the other shinobi, not so much out of interest in what he was saying, but because he was too afraid to look down, lest he be wearing a jumpsuit again.
However, he didn't expect this guy to be the kind of person to reuse the same gags... which made the situation all the more anxiety-inducing.
'It's just a genjutsu, it's just a genjutsu, it's just a genjutsu...'
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 11:07 pm
Mosτ εvεяγoиε's mαd нεяε. . .╔══════════♪♫♪♫══════════╗
Seika quietly thanked Shun for suggesting a sleepover with a horrid scowl. He was suggesting things! Thus prolonging their time with this pink fashion emergency waiting to happen. Speaking of 'fashion.' Seika glanced down at Shun's appearance. "......Ew" and quickly stepped away from his figure. Next thing you know they'll start a pink jumpsuit club. 'Ewwwwno kill it.' she cringed at the thought. See this is what we're talking about. The mental images were enough to send her into a violent seizure. Regardless of those horrid images, She tried her best to keep her composure, tapping her foot lightly on the ground. The noise seemed to distract herself and keep anymore of those weird thoughts from entering her mind.
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. . .γou maγ нαvε иoτιcεd τнατ
ι'm иoτ αℓℓ τнεяε mγsεℓғ.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 11:30 pm
"Oh! WE ALL MATCH!" He said literally jumping with excitement as they all found themselves wearing the ever so fashionable pink jumpsuit.
"I feel SO close to all of you right now!" He said as he pulled his legs up so he was sitting cross-legged as he dropped to the floor,
"Like I was totally at Otokage's place the other day- a total hottie by the way, I'd do him in a second- but he like started taaaaaking and stuff so I was like, Oh ok you, like, got a mission for those three looser or something? -love you guys by the way, BFF's for-ever!!!!!- and he was all like, OH...MY...GOD YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT! -he loves me by the way- so I was like OH...MY...GOD...WHAT IS IT! And he was all like OH...MY...GOD, the six tailed host got loose! I was all like experimenting on him and stuff, and he like ran away... but like the person I like know at the Udai Council said this little guy was like looking for him, so I want those three jug-heads to like track him down..."
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