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 Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:03 pm
you get them, but now you need a special permit to use these items! as well, the gas bill is extremely high!
I wish for large amounts of unobtanium!
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:25 am
granted, but now the Na'vi are pissed, and they attack you because you knocked down Hometree. Jerk
I wish I had Pyrokenesis.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:30 pm
you have pyrokenesis... but no way to control it, hope your room is fire proof dood.
I wish I was a prinny
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:43 am
Granted, but everyone else thinks you're a penguin and keeps calling you such.
I wish it were easier to put in contacts. Ugh.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:47 am
Granted but you can never get them out, then your eyes get all itchy.
I wish that this desk never collected dust.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:15 pm
Granted, but now boulders regularly fall on it.
I wish i could be a girl. (last person failed at busting this wish)
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:55 pm
Fine you are a female, and have to go through periods, and menopause... and you get raped. and have a child... and it's terrible... and you have a flat chest.
I wish I was made of tape.
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:33 pm
Granted, now you're stuck and can't move.
I wish I wasn't sick
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:08 pm
Granted. Now you have such a failsafe resistance to diseases of every type that the government abducts you and starts conducting "research" on you.
I wish I weren't so thirsty.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:02 am
I could so turn that into a dirty joke, but I won't
Granted, but now you have to pee and there isn't a bathroom you can use for several miles.
I wish my headache was gone.
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:57 am
Granted but you no longer have a head, so you have to think with your feet.
I wish it was less dreary outside.
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:26 pm
Granted. The dreary weather is replaced with utterly miserable weather.
I wish I could hear what dirty joke Saga Shadow had in mind. xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:43 pm
granted, it's a horrible joke. you are terribly offended
I wish I could come up with the $30,000 needed for my school program of choice without doing anything illegal.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:02 am
Granted but it turns out the moneys counterfitted.
I wish i was Darius Akaelae!
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:09 pm
Granted, but then no one else knows who that is and you are forgotten.
I wish that this chair were more comfortable.
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