| Now that most of you is dead, what still excites you? |
| Watching the woman in front of me in line take an hour to sign her checks. |
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4% |
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| Imaginary internet gold. |
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38% |
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| Young studs who really need my fake online gold. |
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| Full-contact shuffleboard. |
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| Making my avatar look like a total freak. |
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| Hourly medication. |
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| Consuming my own young: body, mind and soul. |
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| Paul Naschy movies. |
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 Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:54 pm
*opens an eye and peers at magically appearing tea items*
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scones, now you're talking...hey, who's got my teeth! evil
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:49 pm
Scones - and tea... *zips over to the bar to find some brandy for the tea.* eek twisted
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:48 pm
Ain't we just the cutest old stinkers???
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:45 pm
My wife won't let me take tea with her anymore, since I got the clotted cream in my hair.
We won't discuss the indecent doilies incident, either.
Is that how you spell doilies? I'm too old to check.
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:40 am
...clotted cream?...oh man that sounds dirty... ninja
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:31 pm
it's awfully fattening, does that count?
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:59 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:26 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:04 pm
 Just got back from snowboarding today... The kids are getting along great biggrin
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:04 pm
Harrumph.
I met my wife through the newspaper... because of a typo in a personals add.
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:09 pm
Harbone Harrumph. I met my wife through the newspaper... because of a typo in a personals add. Must have been a typo for the better... I met my husband online by accident... He was persistant and I told him I would never get married again... but that was over 7 years ago...
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:16 pm
I think I almost had a few husbands. What do they taste like?
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:26 pm
Umberella says husbands taste like airplane glue, but they smell like the bottom of a toilet. If you're lucky, it's not a public toilet.
I kind of beleive her, 'cause, sometimes, when she sniffs me, she gags and then runs around the room yelling about the pretty lights and the rainbows everywhere.
Once, I woke up with all these model pieces attached to me and she wouldn't tell me where they came from.
Typo for the better? I think not! I just wanted my watch back.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:33 pm
Harbone My wife won't let me take tea with her anymore, since I got the clotted cream in my hair. You know, mayonaise is supposed to be a very good conditioner because of all the fat in it. Clotted cream may have similar benefits.
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:17 pm
Beer is also good for the hair
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