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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:46 pm


Triforce-Kun

She should really see a doctor about this; the rate as which her body parts are falling off is not healthy.


That made me laugh big time. xd
I wonder what's going to fall off of her now.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:54 pm


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DUmbledumdore

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Dumbeldores

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Dubledore

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Dumble’s

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D-d-d-dumbledooooreeee

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DUMGBLEDORE

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DYMBLEDORE


Ha ha, I find the different ways she spells Dumbledore greatly amusing.

Some of the quotes posted have made me laugh so hard I hurt. I think I might have cracked a rib or two. XD

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:13 pm


Mute Black Sheep
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“He couldhave been one my top friends”


Whoo! Myspace!


Okay, I thought the exact same thing when I read that line.

Please tell me someone has made a picture...?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:46 pm


Aka Mizu
Triforce-Kun

She should really see a doctor about this; the rate as which her body parts are falling off is not healthy.


That made me laugh big time. xd
I wonder what's going to fall off of her now.


Happy to know I amused you xd And do we REALLY wanna know the answer to that question?

(Maybe it'll be her boobs.)

Triforce-Kun


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:43 am


And again!

Ch.9


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“Dally! Baby was a bottle!”

apparently, it transformed from a bottle into a baby.
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She a** sleeping but the boys were over to babyspit the baby while she was sleeping sleeping.

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“Oh baby its okay,” she pooed

I've always thougth that was the baby's job and not the parent's...?
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Edward and Hiei watced as the baby suckled donut
I want a donut...
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“Looks like I will have to feed breasts.” She pulled her boob out of the nightei and the boys jaws dropped off.

What exactly do you feed to a pair of breasts? And again with body parts falling! Seriously, what are they, Zombies? Only Zombies fall apart that easily. Well, edward could pass for one since he's technically dead. But really? I think they need to consult a doctor. Someone who specializes in this sort of thing.
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They also downloaded a few new rooms so the guys could live in there too.

I'm assuming they don't have dial-up in that case. I've heard downlading rooms with dial-up can be such a pain. I should try it out some day for the Hell of it; I could use another place to store all of my crap.
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“I’m gonna go get some cake from the golden shower,” said Edward. They had throwed the golden shower in celebration of the babyand there was lots of leftoars.

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Edward waked down the hall to the kitshen when a bag glue over his head… everything turned black and he was drafted…
HOFUX. He got drafted into the army? Man, that's gotta suck.
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[...]I am takin away all the boys in your life so you cant make the mistakes sesame again…”

What, is she gonna send Dally to an all-girl's school or something? And it's unfortunate that she somehow screwed up those sesame seeds.
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He was still there shaking his prismacolored hair and biting on some rattlesnakes with his sharp fangs teeth.

That's some ******** EXPENSIVE hair. Seriously? Prismacolors are NOT cheap. And the rattlesnakes thing...remind me of the scene from Hercules (Disney) where Hercules is beating up the snakes. Am I the only one thinking of that?
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“I need some sheep…” she said and went to bed…

This...makes sense in a sort of weird way. Counting sheep to get to sleep. Even though we know that's not what she meant...

*Baa*
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:01 am


*shakes fist*

You beat me to it Triforce-kun!!

Good lolz in that chapter...

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:46 am


“That ******** damn baby knows…” umbled Dumbledoor.
I don't know why...this makes me want to cry xD
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:40 pm


Der Fuhrer Manders
*shakes fist*

You beat me to it Triforce-kun!!

Good lolz in that chapter...


I might as well have just quoted the entire thing. Honestly, there were lulz to be found everywhere. Glad you enjoyed my commentary xD

Triforce-Kun


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:49 pm


This story is absolutely hilarious. ^^ I thought I was going to die laughing.

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“What is a pretty girl like you doing all by yourself in the great depression all alone?”


Oh, and now they have a time machine too?

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Just then he pushed her against the Ravenclaw satellite and because to kiss her gastricly.


That loss of gravity does tend to turn things around, doesn't it?

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Snape was f****** the s*** out of Bella, but since she was blinde (the bag had punctured her eyes) she thought it was Edward and moaned punctually.


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Dally grabbed Snape’s d**k and threw it out the window.


Still my personal favorite.

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“That’s an extortionist idea!”


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Dumbledore knew how to excape however because he was a master of the escapes, and he clicked is heels together and said danished.


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"You’re 16… are you sure you’re a virgin?”


Because sixteen-year-olds can't be virgins?

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BFFF(buttf****** friends forever)!


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...they heard from his dog, Axle, that he was in there (the dog learned to speak from bean around wizards so much)...


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They were now living in Hagrid’s house science he was dead as a doorsnail but they fixed it up so it looked like a nicer house and didn’t smell of dead so much.


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]“Hey whered Edward go?” Sally asked looking around she put the baby on the floor and ran out to the living room … “THE CAKE ISNT EAT” she shouted and that’s when she saw the note. IT was a random note is read:
“WE TOOK SHADOW
WEI WILL NO TRETURN HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUSAUCES UNLESS YOU KILL THAT ******** BABY
-NO ONE


The best part? It's signed...no one. Ooo...that's believable.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:27 pm


"There was wands coming out of all the sausages of his body … "

a creeper


dont sell drugs

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:48 am


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Hiei came back in though and Edwart porned off.


Yea! Porn off Edwart


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Hiei said, sitting on the bed where Edward shat.


Hiei! Don't sit there! D:
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:48 am


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“Hey… Dally how are you failing?” he asked her truly

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:51 am


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“OH JESAS”, gasped Sasuke he has a weak stomach and pubed all over the already dead corpes. “WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THONG”

rofl
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:40 pm


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“It’s way past your bed time its like 2:60am…” she said squinting to read the c**k.

...*sigh*

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there were black people in cloaks and no faces.


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She inrailed it to pee…….. EDWARD CULLEN!!

That... that sounds painful.

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“OMJ LIVE ********” she got mad and suddenly he beat.


Oh Michael Jackson!!! surprised

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“Do you have the next Ritalin?”

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