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The Rutherford

PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:04 pm


Here is what I have seen in my school.

Flutes:Almost to quiet to hear; Any boy who plays it is gay
Clarinets:Any boy who plays it is gay; Most are sluts(please remember all these people are in my band)
Sax:TOO LOUD!!!!!!!!
Trumpets razz retty funny; always have something to say
Low Reeds:Smart; Usually play something else in marching season.
Trombones:Eratic
Percusson rolleyes :Goofs off; Doesn't know what is going on
Baratone:No comment
Tubas:Jerks who are large with little or no neck
Band Director: Someone who puts up with the s**t that percusson gives out

If you don't like what I wrote, remember...you aren't in my band so you do not see the kids as I see them.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:44 pm


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I always thought Flute players would all be blond.
well most of the peaople i know are azn and play flute : D in my band class all the flute players are azn girl -1 boy- with black hair lul =D=+D=D+=D+=D

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:51 pm


Flutes- All girls
Clarinets- Shy, nerdy
Trumpets- Full of themselves
Trombones- Quiet
Percussion- Cocky
Saxaphones- Sense of humor
French Horns- Popular kids
Tuba- Quiet
PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:16 pm


Here's what people in my band are like.



Trumpets- egotistical, love blasting their instruments in peoples ears. Skinny guys who wear lots of skinny jeans or girls who love being artistic and nerdy but who everyone loves. Play kinda quiet but talk really loud.

Clarinets- quiet, shy, kinda emo, easily angered. Dark hair, wearing a LOT of eye make-up. Never really talk or play much during class, but outside of class DO NOT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Trombones- really tall, dorky, dont talk during class but still annoying on the trips. They dont know what they are doing and ask a billion questions about nothing.

Flutes- loudest most annoying people in band, talk way to much, rush all the time, complain, usually skinny with long hair. Really random dorks who argue with the BD and make no sense. Usually have really bad attitude problems. Are divising an evil plan to rule the world by being so weird that everyone listens because they are afraid that the flutes will go pshyco on them. (I play flute)

Alto Saxophones- Dorky guys who are freakin awesome, either really tall or kinda short, really sweet, never stop playing, play like they are trying to over take the world. Freakin loud at talking and playing, do not understand the concept of BALANCE.

Tenor Saxophones- Guys who have attitude and anger problems, can look like anything, usually bad reputations.

Bari Saxophones- Guys who play bari sax usually look to small to play it but are able to pull it of. Most of them have long hair and like to show off how easy they think their parst are.

Baritones- People who dont fit into any of these catagories and just wanted to be in band and figure out that there are other dorks just like them.

Percussionists- Guys who think they are better at playing than they really are and try way to hard to be great, obsess over little things but dont pay attention to the music or the BD. usually pretty short and funny, and perverted.

Tubas- (sorry to say this because one of the tuba players is my best friends) usually kinda chubby but who are comfortable with is and are some of the nicest people you will ever meet.

Mallet Players- *see Flutes*

LizzayChild


Costellax3

PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:11 am


Marching Band no Jutsu
This is all my opinion.

Flute: Either uber-hot or just plain annoying.
Clarinet: Emo girl or nerdy guy
Saxophone: Weird or pimp
French horn: Smart girl or skater guy
Oboe: Asian kid.
Trumpet: Really smart guy or girl who's just in band to get out of P.E.
Trombone: Cool kids only.
Baritone: Trombone players who like to play other instruments or a kid who has to write note names on the music
Tuba: Emo kid or former trombone player.
Percussionist: Either really cool or a pothead.


Some of these are agreeable for me. But every band is a little different. For the flutes, they are really annoying people... -.-
The people are clarinet are really shy people. But there is the one emo girl. She plays clarinet and bass clarinet.
All the three people on saxamaphone are wierdos. xD
The person who plays french horn for us is pretty smart I guess. She also plays bass guitar and is Jewish.
We don't have anyone on oboe yet, but maybe next year we will.
Half of the trumpeters SUCK. They just joined band so they didn't have to do choir of music appritiation or world languages or something like that. We have to take P.E. whether we're in band or not.
We got a bunch of cool nerds on trombones.
Our baritonist is there less than half the time.
Our tuba player isn't emo. But he is a former trombone player.
There are cool kids (Like ME) and potheads (like everyone else) in percussion. COWBELLS RULE! whee
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:55 am


This is just how my band is:

Flute: Perfectionist, Never take a compliment without saying how much they suck, Either preppy or mean and listen to screamo (yes iv seen some flutes like that)
Clarintet: Loud, Kind of obnoxious, and talk talk talk
Oboe: Quiet but really nice
Bassoon: Wierd, Kind of out there, (Me mrgreen ) keep to themselves and usually the coolesttt.
Alto Sax: Cocky, Talk and Laugh nonstop, Thinks the band would be nothing without them. Extremley competitive with eachother.
French Horn: Usually the cool people and get away with EVERYTHING
Tuba: Tall, Guys, Dont pay attention
Baritone: Also wierd and just theyre own catigory
Trombone: Loud and Funny. Always have something to say about somthing. Some are extremley annoying. always up to something.
Trumpet: Veeeery loud always making a joke or making fun of something and cant keep quiet,
Percussion: Never pay attention, BD always gets mad at them, cocky.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:40 pm


Flute: Pretty, but not very "innocent".
Clarinet: The gifted ones, loud, proud, and strong willed.
Saxophones: Arrogent.
Trumpets: Cocky.
Trombones: Cocky, but no where near Trumpets.
Tubas: Fat and tall.
Percussionists: Don't listen, arrogent, Rude, obnoxious.
Horn: Quiet.
Baritone/Bass Instruments: Un noticed....
Bassoon/Oboe: UHM. Weird as crap.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:50 pm


Flutes: Vultures, always battling for the next chair; obnoxious, but usually good players.

Clarinets: Most are brimming with potential, but always too quiet for the band.

Saxophones: THIS YEAR: Couldn't play on beat; YEARS BEFORE: OMG.

Trumpets: The worst of the band; inaudible if played-well, out of tune if you could hear them.

Trombones: The lower-third of the section was as bad as the Trumpets, the middle two were good, and the first chair was the most-well-educated-in-terms-of-music (if not the most silent-to-speak-and-somewhat-cocky) and potential loudest player in the band/leader of the marching band. I think.

Tubas: Tubaman ruled in Symphony band. The others sucked.

Percussionists: Talented, but talkative and inattentive.

Horn: Amazing section, the best in the band.

Baritones: WHY?!

Oboe: Cool, an Oboe!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:44 pm


Based on my past band:

Like said before, this doesn't apply to everyone, just the majority.

Percussion: Goofy and always doing something out of line...

Trumpets: Nice people that slack off a lot
heart Fhorn: Idk because i am one. It's kinda hard to choose with that...
Baritone: Generally nice people that are quiet
Trombone: Very loud and attention-getting
Tuba: A bit like "I'm right all the time" attitude.

Flute: Mostly girls (dur)
Oboe: Dedicated
Clarinet: Mostly annoying underclassmen confused
Bassoon: Really fun to hang out with; opinionated
Saxophone: Oh, dear. Constantly talking, disrupting class, annoying, and tend to be the center of jokes in the band xd

I still love everyone in the band because a band isn't a band without all the members heart
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:13 am


K. Here's what goes on in mah school >_>

Starting from the front of the bandroom!

Flutes: The superficial girls. They only really care about what they look like and what the people around them look like. The one male in the group is actually pretty kewl, but everybody else hates him for something completely stupid.

Clarinets/Bass Clarinets: Mainly girls. The strange people of the band. Some will later break from the pack and become double reeds. Male players... Well... They're not gay, but people still question that. (In my band, one of them's autistic and the other one is metrosexual.)

Double Reeds: The cool people. Mainly girls. The oboe section leader is loved by everybody. I'm the bassoon section leader~ (And as far as I know, the ONLY bassoon this coming school year) =_=

Saxophones: They just don't give a damn. If they make a mistake, they fix it once, but the next time they play that part, they make the same mistake. The only saxophones that really care at all are the Tenors. Altos make up the majority.

Horns: The snobs. They're usually the people with the money, and their attitudes are almost intolerable.

Trumpets: They're some of the nicest people ever, but... They're almost always out of tune. The section leader is an amazing person, but most people don't realize it.

Baritones/Euphoniums: These people are usually the more laid-back type. When people try to start trouble, they do their best to calm people down. I was proud to be a part of this section. ^_^

Trombones: @_@ I don't even wanna start on them... They are the TRUE troublemakers of the band if something goes wrong, its usually a trombone making it worse. The section leader does his best to keep them under control. He's a lot more like one of the Baritones than a trombone player.

Tubas: There's not much to say, really... They're just there... Sometimes they can be mean, but they usually just leave people alone.

And finally...
The Percussionists: It's a recurring stereotype that the percussionists are cocky, arrogant, and lazy. It still holds true here. One time when we were about to get some food and water, 4 or 5 of them decided that they deserved to get it before everybody else and cut from all the way in the back of the line to the front. That's the only time I've ever wanted to fight somebody in my life. D=<

But I know that without the variety displayed here, band would be boring to me. So I've come to love them all as a part of mah family~

Vortex Wing


greenguy4eva

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:46 am


My High School Band:

flutes - very controlling and occasionally rude
clarinets - stuck up and obnoxious
saxophones - funny, yet frequently arrogant
trumpets - all around f#@%*rs and B$%#HES
low brass - loud, but considerate
percussions - off in their own little world
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:46 am


x_anime_weirdo_x
well in our band:

percussion: lazy bums stare
tuba: cocky rolleyes
trombone: loud, obnoxious, annoying scream
double reeds: dorky emo
(all) saxaphones: borderline weird, almost always messing with and pranking other sections (mostly clarinets -_-) mrgreen
(all) clarinets: quietly weird, never know what's coming when a clarinetist is there ninja (my section whee )
flutes: batsh** crazy eek


lol im a sax and our section is always pranking people xD

Nightmares_MassacreXx


Nightmares_MassacreXx

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:49 am


Marching Band no Jutsu
This is all my opinion.

Flute: Either uber-hot or just plain annoying.
Clarinet: Emo girl or nerdy guy
Saxophone: Weird or pimp
French horn: Smart girl or skater guy
Oboe: Asian kid.
Trumpet: Really smart guy or girl who's just in band to get out of P.E.
Trombone: Cool kids only.
Baritone: Trombone players who like to play other instruments or a kid who has to write note names on the music
Tuba: Emo kid or former trombone player.
Percussionist: Either really cool or a pothead.


This is my band xD
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:52 am


hmmm well
flutes are always short and preppy
guy clarinet players are gay (not true to my school)
baritone palyers always have to write on their music
and sax players always like to be loud and prank people (true for my band xD)

Nightmares_MassacreXx


The Ebony Raven

PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:02 pm


I imagine that all saxophone players are jerks (because that's how it is at my school.) Flutes to me are really shy girls. Tubas are big guys. Double reeds are my friends biggrin
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