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 Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:27 pm
Taeu's in jail for falsely accusing Darkwater so she could further her monopoly on ironic gypsy clothes.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:24 pm
Dakotapikpik is in jail for stealing Cookie Monster cookies... And because of that he can't go OMNOMNOMNOM in the Sesame Street show. ._.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:28 pm
Amethielle is in jail for indecent ....er decent er exposure....whatever
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:34 pm
HAVENNEL7 TOTALLY PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA (********, you guys probably aren't old enough to remember kenan and kel)
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:12 pm
Teh Savior is in jail for money laundering and rigging the horse races.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:08 pm
Tezca is in jail for wearing heels while in uniform.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:40 pm
Accused of turning entire bank staff to stone and then robbing them.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:42 pm
Teh Savior HAVENNEL7 TOTALLY PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA (********, you guys probably aren't old enough to remember kenan and kel) (Kel loves orange soda.) In jail for impersonating a sheriff without wearing a badge.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:27 pm
Stole a Ford Pinto. The owners did not press charges (would anyone for a Pinto?) but the police were unhappy about all the red lights he ran through.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:58 am
ryruko stole a goat and then got in more trouble when he tried to sell it to the arresting officers! gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:21 pm
Nights-Rune robbed a bank and attempted to stash the money in her prosthetic leg. When officers arrived on the scene, she then proceeded to beat officers with said leg until she was eventually subdued by a trained tactical goat they bought off of Ryruko.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 5:46 pm
Tainted got sent to jail for hypnotizing a fireman with her hat. The victim created multiple disturbances in the neighborhood by singing me-ow songs past midnight.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:32 pm
Bit the hand that tried to turn Yen into Turtle soup. New strain of Salmonella was nearly incurable so the turtle landed a spot in Turtle Jail.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:24 pm
X_of_Pentacles
was put to jail for enslaving bunnies into his own minions for world domination
but got caught by animal rights activists ninja
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:21 am
He wear an hat that punch to death a man that 'cause he was wearing rainbow socks.
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