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o sunflower king

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:09 pm


sweetnightmare
Nobody's ever used a pick up line on meh.


Me neither......Let alone say i look nice....... crying
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:52 pm


hey lets make like guanine and thymine and make a deoxyrybonucleic acid chain

Punk Elf


shatteredsunsets

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:47 am


Punk Elf
this one was used on me before, "Did you wash your pants with windex cause I swear I can see myself in them."



OMG.. I know one from a movie ..night at the roxbury..

it goes..

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see my self in your pants"
PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:45 pm


sweetnightmare
Nobody's ever used a pick up line on meh.


I once had a guy radomly walk up to me, hand me a dollar and then say "here's a dollar for your time, toots". surprised


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YunaKitty2987

PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:52 pm


Once, I was walking around IoA, and I saw this hot guy with a Squall necklace. I walked up to him and started babbling about how great FF is... When his girlfriend came over and said, "Hey, Mark thanks for holding my necklace while I rode." sweatdrop
She and I had a great conversation about Limit Breaks and GF's though...
PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:54 pm


omnispork
xsunriseinnoonx
sweetnightmare
Nobody's ever used a pick up line on meh.
neither i. i wish they would though.


Hello. wink


Oh, lucky! You got hit on by Omnispork! *jealous* wink

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:34 pm


Quote:
*farts* OMG!!! EWWW! GROSS!!! ICK!!! YOU FARTED!!! THATS SOME NASTY s**t LADY/MAN! btw...wanna go out w/ me?I sence the presence of a mirror in the place where you urinate if your bladder reaches it's full and you cannot be relieved by use of a commode

How is that for a pick up line?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:53 am


Hmm... interesting o.O

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spaghetti noodle

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:21 pm


Pogo
I actually did this...*Takes ice cube, smashes it agains table* Now that I've broken the ice let's talk...

xd *never had anything to do with relationships yet* too confusing... not too desperate, so i'll wait till someone asks me blaugh
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:21 pm


Punk Elf
this one was used on me before, "Did you wash your pants with windex cause I swear I can see myself in them."

I'd use these "The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you"
*waves hand* "You will go out with me"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"

xd

spaghetti noodle


spaghetti noodle

PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:24 pm


LadyChiro
*is rolling on the ground laughing*

How about "Hello, whats your name? wanna chat?" lol

this is the weirdest thread ever.... stare

*runs away in fear of mobs*

i agree! i'm.. quiet and creepy, so i don't think anyone'd ask me right out unless i knew them well sweatdrop ... i have a tendancy to stare at people i don't know and can't look into the eyes of those i know...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:25 pm


SpaceCowboy192
ok, this pick-up isnt really dorky but tell me what you think..............

ok, what i do is tell you to give me your hand.....and then i turn it palm up, then i say...........now here's a fence (draws imaginary fence in middle of palm)..........theirs a bunny on one side and a carrot on the other.....now, the bunny cant go over, under, around, or through the fence........how does the bunny get to the carrot???...............(and then of course you wont know the answer so you eventually say "i dont know")........then i say........"i dont know either, i just wanted to hold your hand. wink

aww, lol.... why is it that all pickup lines must be so.. direct..? queasy queasy <.< >.>

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omnispork
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:53 pm


YunaKitty2987
omnispork
xsunriseinnoonx
sweetnightmare
Nobody's ever used a pick up line on meh.
neither i. i wish they would though.


Hello. wink


Oh, lucky! You got hit on by Omnispork! *jealous* wink


heart *feels the love* heart
PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:18 pm


You look great for having a lazy eye!


biggrin

Meushi

Alien Sweetheart


Elder Keebs

PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:26 pm


Quote:
You don't sweat much for a chunky chick/dude
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