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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:28 pm
Um...What the Hell? Me no speak spanish or what not that was, so...FAIL! xD
Why is my head hurting?
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:15 pm
Because you stubbed your toe.
Whyis mickey mouse so creepy?
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:19 pm
xd Because he and Barney are related.
Why do I hate summer so much?
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:37 pm
Because it's too cold.
Why is Dr.Pepper so good?
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:28 pm
Because soap cleans you.
How can I make my cat stop scratching and biting me?
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:03 pm
By shoving it in a blender and pressing "puree".
Why is everyone freaking out about the H1 N1 influenza?
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:45 pm
because piggies are good pets
why do i feel so sick?
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:19 am
'Cause you forgot to take your fish to a sauna.
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? LOL {Lyrics to the song "Why Can't I?" }
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:50 am
becuase i used to strangle you
why am i so itchy? gonk
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:04 pm
because you got shot in both kneecaps for not paying off loans your parents took out for your future college tuition from some shady loan sharks
Why have I recently been listening to the sex pistols so often?
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 4:22 pm
because your sexually attracted to firearms
what do i feel weird now and have so many problems i dont know how to handle?
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:57 pm
because life is forgiving and easy(I really wish it really was) why has my insomnia been acting up so much lately?
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:00 pm
Because it was raining in New York.
Who am I?
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:58 am
ばかねこ。 おげんきですか。 (yes, that is a question)
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:46 am
LIMABEAN!
Why are you purple Mr. Squirrel? :3
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