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 Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:19 am
Granted, but then all their explosives catch and blow up simultaneously, causing the next apocalypse... Great job....
I wish my feet weren't cold cry
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 1:16 pm
granted but now hands are.
I wish i could make a record deal.
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:26 pm
Granted but you get shammed and now you don't have any money...
I wish I could skate on hockey skates...
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 9:58 pm
Granted, but you fall and slam head first into the ice rink wall.
I wish I owned the entire United States.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:14 am
Granted, but every state secedes from the Union except Connecticut.
I wish I was a morning person.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:58 pm
Granted, but then you sleep through every other part of the day...
I wish i had a cookie....
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:43 am
Granted, but bugs were baked in it. D;
I wish a song I liked would come on the radio. ><
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:10 pm
Granted, but then the radio dies.
I wish I could eat your soul.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:47 am
Granted,you thought but i eat your soul first.
I wish i could demolish you and eat your heart out.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:19 am
Granted, but you choke on the heart and die.
I wish...I was a drum major!
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:17 pm
Granted, but you impale yourself with the baton.
I wish Kibeth's AV was a Halloween decoration.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:51 am
Granted, but yours gets bunny ears and becomes an Easter decoration.
I wish I didn't have any schoolwork.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:04 pm
Granted, but you have to fill out Tax Forms instead.
I wish hot dogs were green.
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:17 pm
Granted, but only because they're all moldy.
I wish I could travel across the world.
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:32 am
granted,but you ran out of money.
I wish i could buy a zebra.
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