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AshoftheMidnightRose
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:02 pm


And this happened earlier today too, at the building where they sucked my blood out and stuck it in test tubes... crying That hurts..and I got sick...But this happened before that while the old lady asked me how old I was and what my full name was and all that jazz.

Lady: Alright...whats your b-day?
Me: March 14...
Dad: *walks around aimlessly*
Lady:....when...?
Me: Oh! 1993...sorry.. sweatdrop
Dad:......*walks by Ash and taps her arm*
Me: *smacks dad's arm with my little beanie cat*
Dad: -.-....*smacks Ash's arm*
Me: *hits back*
Dad: ::wack!::
Me: ::whack!!::

........

*smacking fight ensues between father and daughter in the middle of the doctor's office*

Dad: Hey! Haha!
Me: Yah!! Take that!!
Lady: ....... stare ok enough of that.....
Me and dad: *freeze and then stand there awkwardly staring at her befoer shuffling and going back to being bored*
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:05 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
And this happened earlier today too, at the building where they sucked my blood out and stuck it in test tubes... crying That hurts..and I got sick...But this happened before that while the old lady asked me how old I was and what my full name was and all that jazz.

Lady: Alright...whats your b-day?
Me: March 14...
Dad: *walks around aimlessly*
Lady:....when...?
Me: Oh! 1993...sorry.. sweatdrop
Dad:......*walks by Ash and taps her arm*
Me: *smacks dad's arm with my little beanie cat*
Dad: -.-....*smacks Ash's arm*
Me: *hits back*
Dad: ::wack!::
Me: ::whack!!::

........

*smacking fight ensues between father and daughter in the middle of the doctor's office*

Dad: Hey! Haha!
Me: Yah!! Take that!!
Lady: ....... stare ok enough of that.....
Me and dad: *freeze and then stand there awkwardly staring at her befoer shuffling and going back to being bored*

o.o............Both yousa crazy.

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AshoftheMidnightRose
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:16 pm


chouthenekoarmyveteran
AshoftheMidnightRose
And this happened earlier today too, at the building where they sucked my blood out and stuck it in test tubes... crying That hurts..and I got sick...But this happened before that while the old lady asked me how old I was and what my full name was and all that jazz.

Lady: Alright...whats your b-day?
Me: March 14...
Dad: *walks around aimlessly*
Lady:....when...?
Me: Oh! 1993...sorry.. sweatdrop
Dad:......*walks by Ash and taps her arm*
Me: *smacks dad's arm with my little beanie cat*
Dad: -.-....*smacks Ash's arm*
Me: *hits back*
Dad: ::wack!::
Me: ::whack!!::

........

*smacking fight ensues between father and daughter in the middle of the doctor's office*

Dad: Hey! Haha!
Me: Yah!! Take that!!
Lady: ....... stare ok enough of that.....
Me and dad: *freeze and then stand there awkwardly staring at her before shuffling and going back to being bored*

o.o............Both yousa crazy.
xD!! Your just figuring this out?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:32 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
chouthenekoarmyveteran
AshoftheMidnightRose
And this happened earlier today too, at the building where they sucked my blood out and stuck it in test tubes... crying That hurts..and I got sick...But this happened before that while the old lady asked me how old I was and what my full name was and all that jazz.

Lady: Alright...whats your b-day?
Me: March 14...
Dad: *walks around aimlessly*
Lady:....when...?
Me: Oh! 1993...sorry.. sweatdrop
Dad:......*walks by Ash and taps her arm*
Me: *smacks dad's arm with my little beanie cat*
Dad: -.-....*smacks Ash's arm*
Me: *hits back*
Dad: ::wack!::
Me: ::whack!!::

........

*smacking fight ensues between father and daughter in the middle of the doctor's office*

Dad: Hey! Haha!
Me: Yah!! Take that!!
Lady: ....... stare ok enough of that.....
Me and dad: *freeze and then stand there awkwardly staring at her before shuffling and going back to being bored*

o.o............Both yousa crazy.
xD!! Your just figuring this out?

Nah. just never knew how crazy.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:17 am


chouthenekoarmyveteran
AshoftheMidnightRose
chouthenekoarmyveteran
AshoftheMidnightRose
And this happened earlier today too, at the building where they sucked my blood out and stuck it in test tubes... crying That hurts..and I got sick...But this happened before that while the old lady asked me how old I was and what my full name was and all that jazz.

Lady: Alright...whats your b-day?
Me: March 14...
Dad: *walks around aimlessly*
Lady:....when...?
Me: Oh! 1993...sorry.. sweatdrop
Dad:......*walks by Ash and taps her arm*
Me: *smacks dad's arm with my little beanie cat*
Dad: -.-....*smacks Ash's arm*
Me: *hits back*
Dad: ::wack!::
Me: ::whack!!::

........

*smacking fight ensues between father and daughter in the middle of the doctor's office*

Dad: Hey! Haha!
Me: Yah!! Take that!!
Lady: ....... stare ok enough of that.....
Me and dad: *freeze and then stand there awkwardly staring at her before shuffling and going back to being bored*

o.o............Both yousa crazy.
xD!! Your just figuring this out?

Nah. just never knew how crazy.
xD!! Nah he's loads of fun!! mrgreen ............when he wants tah be......but when he doesnt he's kinda scary... neutral
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:24 am


xD A convo I had with Chou earlier via PMs!!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Let me tell you this though......That kid......he NEVER messed with me again.

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: xDD Lucky! The kid I beat up threw rocks at me!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: *hugs* Ish you ok?

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: *ish hugged* eh? Oh I'm fine! That happened over 5 years ago! He and his brothers threw rocks at my sister and me....jerk....but I don't just go and walk by his house now... stare

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Full name, Address, House number, zipcode, *sticks hand on button for nukes*

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: eek .........


chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: AI WELL KELL HYMN!!!!!!

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: O-o;;...........ooookaaaaayyy........

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:59 am


AshoftheMidnightRose
XD!! Thats awesome!! This happened irl in the back of our families van. My lil brother was sitting in the back with me, and my arm was resting on the middle seat.
P= Scarlet
K= Me

P: *looks at Ash's hand*......mmmmmmmm......chiiiiickeeeeen.....*drools*
K: O_o;;........what?
P: CHICKEN!! scream *tackles Ash and starts nomming on her arm*
K: eek gonk I'M NOT CHICKEN STUPID!!! DON'T EAT MAH ARM!!! gonk
P: ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE LUUUUNCH!!! scream scream
K: gonk


So people can actually picture this...you really should mention that you guys had the seat totally reclined...and that JUST previously you had been gently wrestling--I had just told you to stay on your side, and keep your hands to yourself, because you kept lounging toward HIS side, with your left arm up--and that's why he started looking hungrily at it--it was practically already in his face!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:06 am


We live in West Virginia, where there are...well, HILLS on the way to Scar's school, there's a quarry, waaaay down beside the interstate--we've bought lots of rocks there....anyway--we were heading back out toward his school, with all kids in tow, I was NOT dancing with the van THIS time--but Scar asked if anyone wanted to visit the quarry (at over 55mph--off a nice drop)

I THINK it was Ash who said: "Airborn minivan!!"

and I replied,

'Something you VERY rarely see--and NEVER for very long."

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:53 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
xD A convo I had with Chou earlier via PMs!!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Let me tell you this though......That kid......he NEVER messed with me again.

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: xDD Lucky! The kid I beat up threw rocks at me!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: *hugs* Ish you ok?

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: *ish hugged* eh? Oh I'm fine! That happened over 5 years ago! He and his brothers threw rocks at my sister and me....jerk....but I don't just go and walk by his house now... stare

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Full name, Address, House number, zipcode, *sticks hand on button for nukes*

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: eek .........


chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: AI WELL KELL HYMN!!!!!!

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: O-o;;...........ooookaaaaayyy........


hey where'd chou get the button for mah nukes?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:07 pm


Togiretogire Kitsune
AshoftheMidnightRose
xD A convo I had with Chou earlier via PMs!!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Let me tell you this though......That kid......he NEVER messed with me again.

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: xDD Lucky! The kid I beat up threw rocks at me!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: *hugs* Ish you ok?

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: *ish hugged* eh? Oh I'm fine! That happened over 5 years ago! He and his brothers threw rocks at my sister and me....jerk....but I don't just go and walk by his house now... stare

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Full name, Address, House number, zipcode, *sticks hand on button for nukes*

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: eek .........


chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: AI WELL KELL HYMN!!!!!!

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: O-o;;...........ooookaaaaayyy........


hey where'd chou get the button for mah nukes?
eek I don't know Kit....I don't know...

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:10 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
Togiretogire Kitsune
AshoftheMidnightRose
xD A convo I had with Chou earlier via PMs!!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Let me tell you this though......That kid......he NEVER messed with me again.

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: xDD Lucky! The kid I beat up threw rocks at me!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: *hugs* Ish you ok?

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: *ish hugged* eh? Oh I'm fine! That happened over 5 years ago! He and his brothers threw rocks at my sister and me....jerk....but I don't just go and walk by his house now... stare

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Full name, Address, House number, zipcode, *sticks hand on button for nukes*

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: eek .........


chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: AI WELL KELL HYMN!!!!!!

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: O-o;;...........ooookaaaaayyy........


hey where'd chou get the button for mah nukes?
eek I don't know Kit....I don't know...


well he should at least tell me when he plans on using my nukes....
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:15 pm


Togiretogire Kitsune
AshoftheMidnightRose
Togiretogire Kitsune
AshoftheMidnightRose
xD A convo I had with Chou earlier via PMs!!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Let me tell you this though......That kid......he NEVER messed with me again.

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: xDD Lucky! The kid I beat up threw rocks at me!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: *hugs* Ish you ok?

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: *ish hugged* eh? Oh I'm fine! That happened over 5 years ago! He and his brothers threw rocks at my sister and me....jerk....but I don't just go and walk by his house now... stare

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Full name, Address, House number, zipcode, *sticks hand on button for nukes*

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: eek .........


chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: AI WELL KELL HYMN!!!!!!

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: O-o;;...........ooookaaaaayyy........


hey where'd chou get the button for mah nukes?
eek I don't know Kit....I don't know...


well he should at least tell me when he plans on using my nukes....
*salutes* Yes ma'am. I'll warn ya'.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:27 pm


AshoftheMidnightRose
Togiretogire Kitsune
AshoftheMidnightRose
Togiretogire Kitsune
AshoftheMidnightRose
xD A convo I had with Chou earlier via PMs!!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Let me tell you this though......That kid......he NEVER messed with me again.

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: xDD Lucky! The kid I beat up threw rocks at me!

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: *hugs* Ish you ok?

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: *ish hugged* eh? Oh I'm fine! That happened over 5 years ago! He and his brothers threw rocks at my sister and me....jerk....but I don't just go and walk by his house now... stare

chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: Full name, Address, House number, zipcode, *sticks hand on button for nukes*

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: eek .........


chouthenekoarmyveteran Wrote: AI WELL KELL HYMN!!!!!!

AshoftheMidnightRose Wrote: O-o;;...........ooookaaaaayyy........


hey where'd chou get the button for mah nukes?
eek I don't know Kit....I don't know...


well he should at least tell me when he plans on using my nukes....
*salutes* Yes ma'am. I'll warn ya'.


thank you, please...
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:57 am


Guy Friend (after sucessfully chopping a piece of log): I'm a G!
Me (monotonously): Yes, you're a G.
Guy Friend: Yeah! I'm a G!
Girl Friend: What's G stand for?
Guy Friend: It means I'm a ganster.
Girl Friend: It means you're gay.
Me: No, GG would be Gay Guy. He's a Double G.
Guy Friend: ...
Girl Friend: Hah, yeah, he's a Double G.
Guy Friend: I'm a G. scream
Me (as we walk away): You're a Double G! twisted  

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:06 am


A car drives by with two bikes, a pink kiddy bike with a basket and a "regular" bike.
Freshman: Is that ____'s car?
Guy Friend: No, it's got bikes on the back.
Me: No, it's his car. Don't you see that pink bike with the basket on the back? It's obviously his.
Guy Friend: Oh! High five! That was a home away from home burn! biggrin
Me: ...
Guy Friend: Yeah, we named it. It's a burn that happens when the person's not there.
Me: ...Riiiiight...  
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