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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:48 am
uh, ok. just remember not to get mad inside the house, ok? get mad somewhere else
mom, i made my sister spurt flame from her butt!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:07 am
hmmm... *light bulb* bring out my perfume!!! go go go!!!!
mom, i shrunk my brother's head!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:31 pm
good...maybe now his head would fit through the front door
mum, I popped your boobs flat...
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:37 pm
now my old dresses will fit!
mum, now dont get mad, but remember the funny tasting orange juice you drank this morning, well that was a potion to make you like the hulk...
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:05 am
me crush house!!!! RRRAAAGGGHHHHHRRRRR!!!!!!!!! *stomps furiously*
mom, i made friends with keroro!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:11 am
excellent! could you ask him to lend me his keron ball? PLEASE!!!!
mom! I forgot to close the gas pipe!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:28 am
nOW YOU TELL ME!!!! *hair turning to ashes* burning_eyes
mom I threw some toxic waste in the bathroom!
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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:51 pm
Err... here's some money. Now go to Wal-Mart and buy some Febreze.
Mum, I turned emo...
emo
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:51 am
*Death wail* nnnnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo..............
mum i turned psycho
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:21 am
It's time you met the girls!
Mum I'm a werewolf...
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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:50 am
That's my baby!
mum i'm a zombie
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:55 pm
well come here so I can chop off your head
mum...I destroyed all the stephie meyer books in the world
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:14 am
You are rewriting the books again EXACTLY the way they were before!
Mum, I ride a llama to school every day. dramallama
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:05 am
oh, poor dear... come hear. (calls llama)
ma, i tipped over the light post earlier
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:55 am
that's great, honey.... now about our electricity....
mum i brought home a jackal!
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