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| Since ...uh...well, about five minutes ago if that counts... |
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 Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:33 pm
I guess this is actually a quote. We were sitting in band and our drum major forgot to slow down for the ritard, she says," I guess I just blew the ritard." It was great
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:09 am
Vivacious Confetti peach_zelda hey flutes: when in doubt, pull out -------------------- she was a flute player. i was a saxophone. you know how that goes~ seriously. idk if it's all bands or if it's just ours, but our flute girls tend to gravitate towards sax boys...idk why. Oh, the same thing happens in our band. And there's only three saxes, two boys and me, and 6 flutes. They're always around... well, i dont know if it's my band or just me... I play flute, and my current boyfriend is a bari sax player, and 2 of my ex-boyfriends are alto sax players... i have no clue what it is, but i like them! lol
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:05 pm
band sex jokes hand in hand isn't it it's not a sex joke but it's a joke
how do you tell if a stage is level?
if drool is coming out of both sides of the percussionist mouth.
I didn't say it right. o well
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:55 pm
I've been practicing my fingerings with ur boyfriend all night XD
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:59 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:22 pm
Akane Aina yusukekidsister11 there's so much sexual innuendo in our band its not even funny. especially in low brass. we were getting yelled at for blaring when we played. so our BD was like "if we're in regular marching band, you can just blow your guts out on that thing!" and then he was talking to the clarinets. and he was like "if you're a 4th grader and i just gave you your first clarinet, you can move your fingers however you want!" looooow brass. best.and.greatest.section.ever. competition band '08! Hell ******** yes. Low brass pwns life itself. Damn straight, a band's nothing without us.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:09 pm
My band director says things all the time that are like these, but he doesn't mean to. Example: he was talking to us about singing in our half-time show and he said, "It should feel really big in your mouth."
Yeah... don't ask.. lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:28 pm
French Horns: put hands in bells
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:29 pm
We're pros when it comes to fingering xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:26 am
Ok, back in my old band, there was me, a trumpet and an alto sax that were in the same grade.
then there was a trombone and another alto sax.
(I, being the only girl in this bunch...)
Well,
We were tuning (me, the trombone and alto sax2) and the teacher said
Sus (the alto sax), you're flat, push in.
Me: HAHA. Funn-y. He's the farthest from flat in the whole bandXD
Sus: SHUT UP, everyone's sharper than you!
And the next day...
Trombone: Ey, you're flat.
Me: no wai! I'M ALWAYS IN TUNE!
Our band sucked. Not fun. neutral
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:52 pm
you know... band is the only class where the teacher can tell the students "finger your parts"
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:38 pm
Everyone in my band calls us Trombones, the "Boners"
Yep. We're the most perverted section in the band.
Edit: The woodwinds in my band like to put their reeds in their mouth and blow. XD
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:40 pm
Blow harder!
And if you don't finger it right then nothing good will ever going to come out!!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:51 am
Tubas are big and trumpets are horney, but a trombone can play in seven positions!
Someone told me I sucked at playing the trumpet when I first started band, so i said "I don't suck! I blow!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:49 am
Band wouldn't be half as fun without all the perverted jokes.
Our trombone players are always using their trombones to "bone" other people during rehearsals.
I'm in the flute section but I march piccolo and we're always "raping" the other instruments (sticking our piccs up the bells of other instruments). My friend, who is mellophone section leader, took my piccolo one day to see how far in his mellophone it would go and it fit perfectly! Haha. And about a month ago, they got more silver mellophones (he had one already but for 2 of the players below him, one was for a girl who's kind of a b***h) and he was like, "Flutes! We must take its virginity!" So we had been trying all through rehearsal and finally, during a water break, I headed towards her and her mellophone and she was like, "NO!" and put it behind her. Then she started yelling at me. During that, a trombone player had taken one girl's flute, ran up behind her and "raped" it. It was HILARIOUS. She was sooo mad though. The other night though, we were in a parade, and I was hanging out with another guy from the mellophone section and I got him 8 times with my picc. It was a record. :] Our section leader, though, is always yelling at us for this though. And us flutes are really perverted. We're always grinding each other for fun which makes our section leader mad as well We're always also yelling "You wanna do it?" "Right now?" "Right now!".
I love the piccolo/flute section. Its amazing.
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