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| Best Gir moment ever! |
| Waffles |
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| Little Tacos |
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| Burritos |
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| CupCake |
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| Piggy |
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| or Hug! |
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 Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:54 pm
hi how is every one rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:55 pm
hi ap;dfh;asdjgh;asdgjjhdgskjdsghjldsghjgdsjhdgsdgshiogdsaoidgsoiusdgoi
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:35 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:39 pm
-CHICKEN, hehehe I'm gonna eat you
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Raphael (A.K.A Mienkampf)
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:26 pm
ZIM:Ahhhhhh! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and created an army of evil cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding! NO! NOOOOOO!
Zim:hmmm these waffles are pretty good,what'd you put in em?
G.I.R.:I put Waffle in em!
Zim:LIES!!!
( Episode:Zim eats waffles)
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:46 pm
Zim: let us rain doom apon the doomed heads of these doomed people of this doomed planet.
That's just fun to say.
It is I tell you don't argue.
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:46 pm
LMAO, i like u people, and i don't say that to everyone.
Zim: GIR! Go take care of the Earth boy!
GIR goes into serious mode and groans. His feet turn into jet packs and he flies towards Mercury. GIR lands in front of Dib and returns to normal mode. He presses a button on the control panel.
GIR: What's this do?
GIR presses another.
GIR: What's that do?
Headlights on the butt of mercury straight blinking.
GIR: What's that do?
GIR presses another button.
GIR: What's this do?
GIR presses another button.
GIR: What's that do?
GIR presses another button.
GIR: What's this do?
A car alarm noise activates.
Dib: No!
GIR: What's that do?
Dib screams. He tries to pilot Mercury, but it spins out of control.
GIR: What's this do? What's that do? What's this do? What's that do? What's that!?! What's that!?!
Zim: Maybe that little robot isn't such a bad evil minion after all!
GIR: What's that dooo!
GIR presses the control panel with his head.
GIR: What's it do?
GIR presses the control panel with his head.
GIR: What's it do?
Dib taps his shoulder.
Dib: Hey! Go away!
GIR: Okey dokey!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:46 pm
some of my fav's are
*zim jumps on girs head and gir starts to fly up to the robot*
zim- (don't care about what zim says)
gir- i'm floatin'
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dib- UR NOT A FREAK, UR JUST STUPID!!
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gir- *gasp* it's got chicken legs
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gir- *while rubbing ufo person's head* i like u
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gir- but if the splosion goes all fast won't it be all hurty and explode like normal just like this KABLAM!! (or somethign like that, the one time gir is usually smarter than zim in normal happy blue/green mode)
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basicaly any other thing gir says
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:49 pm
aww man i love this thread the only bad thing is i'm reading it in public and i just start bursting out laughing rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
ROFLMAO LOL
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:54 pm
oh yeah another funny gir moment.
when they get a hold of tak's SIR unit memory thingy and they set up gir so he can controll the other robot he starts danciing on his head singing do de do de do (repeat)
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:58 pm
spinmunky Zim: Okay. I think I've had my fill of these horrible... stink people things for today. So activate your guidance chip and lead the way to home! GIR looks around and then points upward. Zim looks baffled. Zim laughs. Zim: No. No GIR, not Irk. I meant our home base here on Earth. GIR: Oh, here. GIR points downward. Zim: Our house, GIR! Which direction is our house? GIR: Um, that way. GIR points behind them. He looks around. GIR: No, wait, um, it's over there. GIR points to another random direction. Zim: How could you not know! I just upgraded your guidance system! GIR: Oh, I left that at home. Zim: You left what at home? GIR: The guidy, chippy, thingy. Zim: You! Why would you do that!?! GIR: To make room for the cupcake! GIR unzips the top of his disguise and a cupcake pops out. He starts eating it sloppily. When he finishes it, he licks the wrapper. Zim: (grunts) How could you do this? You've left us stranded in the middle of the enemy territory! Surrounded by humans! GIR's eyes start to water. Zim: I can see that you understand your mistake, Gir, and me being angry will get us no closer to home. I will just have to use my innate invader survival skills to get us out of here. u don't explain why his eyes are watery he is crying because he misses the cupcake not cause zim is yelling at him. he is like me he could care less if he get's yelled at.^.^
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:29 pm
I'm not sure if I already posted it but....
Zim: Gah! My squidlyspooch!!!
Not sure of the episode....
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:56 am
I Just love this xD .. its great to sing too <3
"Bow Down, Bow Down,
Before the power of santa
Or Be Crushed, Be crushed
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
His jolly boots of doom"
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:18 am
Well this really isn't a quote, but I like it when Gir dances in the middle of the people
Hey Mr. Wonderful!
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:27 pm
Memorable Quotes from
"Invader ZIM" (2001)
Gaz: Dib drank the last soda. HE WILL PAY!
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Dib: They're coming, Gaz! They really are!
Gaz: Who's coming, Dib?
Dib: I... Don't... know!
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Dib: What about his horrible green head?
Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY - it's a skin condition.
Dib: [to Class] And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?
Zim: Yes.
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Gir: I love this show!
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[Zim steals all the kids organs excepts Dibs]
Dib: I suppose you've got a heart in there?
Zim: Six of them.
Dib: Intestines?
Zim: Large or small?
Dib: Spleen?
Zim: In six different colors.
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[Zim is inside Dib's body]
Zim: At this very moment I'm in a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve.
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes, arm control nerve.
Dib: In my belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves.
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!
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Zim: Now, Dib, I leave you to your... eh
Gir: Moosey fate! Say moosey fate!
Zim: Your moosey fate.
Gir: [laughs]
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Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
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Dib: Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster? He's three times his size and he has that hideous throbbing alien device on his back.
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Krazy Taco Cashier: Thanks for coming to Krazy Taco, can I take your order? So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium Gir, take us back to the base right now, you want a drink with that?
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Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
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Zim: GIR.
Gir: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos!
Gir: Gimme!
Zim: No, GIR.
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.
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Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...
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Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song!! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...
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Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?
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Zim: Good question. I don't care!
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[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!
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Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
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Zim: Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!
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Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Zim: That's one horrible monkey!
Gir: Mmhmm.
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Zim: Wait a minute. You're in the houses computer?
Gir: Uh-huh
Zim: You're the new brain?
Gir: I guess so!
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Almighty Tallest Purple: Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?
Zim: Oh, I quit when I found out about this.
Almighty Tallest Purple: You quit being banished?
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[about Zim's attack on his home planet:]
Zim: I put the fires out.
Almighty Tallest Red: You made them worse!
Zim: Worse... or better?
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Almighty Tallest Red: You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Right! And those who have heard of it dare not speak it's name!
Zim: What's it's name?
Almighty Tallest Purple: Oh, I dare not speak it!
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The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!
Dib: He was using the belt sander...
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[GIR is disguised as a government agent]
Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.
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[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
[Gir's head pops out of ceiling]
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!
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Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode.
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Gir: Somebody needs a hug!
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Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.
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Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
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Gaz: [to Dib] All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!
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Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!
Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Zim: Of course; they're right over there.
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Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!
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Zim: I'm an unstoppable death machine you know.
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Gir: G.I.R. reporting for duty!
Zim: What's the "G" stand for?
Gir: ...I -don't- knoooow...
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Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
Dib: But I haven't been eating corn
Zim: [shouts] Liar!
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Zim: Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!
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Gaz: Why do you have to have a head?
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Almighty Tallest Red: That's a Vort ship! I didn't think there were any of those left! Call them and tell them we're gonna blow 'em up! Hah!
Lard Nar: They're hailing us! They're hailing us! Oh, quick! We need a name! We can't form a resistance and not have a name!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the pirate monkeys! It's a awesome name.
Lard Nar: Hmmm... No. We need something scary! Something to strike fear into all who hear of the resistance!
Spleenk: I got it! I got it!
Almighty Tallest Red: Identify yourselves.
Lard Nar: We are the Resisty! We have come to strike-
Almighty Tallest Purple: Woowoowoowoowoo! Did you say the Resisty?
Lard Nar: Yes, yes. The Resisty! Anyhow... we have come-
Almighty Tallest Purple: That's a stupid name.
Lard Nar: See, I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you?
Spleenk: I don't know...
Almighty Tallest Red: Destroy them!
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Zim: GIR! Unleash the monkey!
GIR: ...MONKEY!
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Zim: [over video link] Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenius evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Professor Membrane: [from basement] Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!
Dib: It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!
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Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!
Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?
Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!
Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?
Zim: Oh I know all kinds of theings about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...
Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.
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Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Zim: GIR! What are you doing?
Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!
Zim: Yes... and muffins...
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Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!
Dib: I don't wanna watch that.
Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!
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Zim: [eating waffles] Hmm... you know, these aren't that bad. What's in them?
Gir: There's waffle in 'em!
Zim: [shouts] You're lying!
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Zim: Once I infect the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be mine for the taking! GIR, ready the tractor beam!
Gir: DOOKIE!
Zim: Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that tiny robot brain of yours
Gir: [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes and top-hats]
Dapper Weenies: [in GIR's mind] Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!
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Ms. Bitters: Zim!
Zim: Sir!
Ms. Bitters: There's a pigeon on your head. You have headpigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the rest of the children.
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Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to the Dib human.
Gir: Why not ask him? He seems nice.
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Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.
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Zim: Okay, Gir, now, which way is home?
Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Gir: Oh, i left that at home.
Zim: left what at home?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake.
Zim: Great! Just great!
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Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: [looks at nose] Pretty far.
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Dib: Chickenfeet, come back! You're not a freak! You're just stupid!
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[In a chicken restaurant]
Customer: I want my slaw.
Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.
Customer: I want my slaw!
Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.
Customer: I WANT MY SLAW!
Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.
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Dib: There are many mysteries still unsolved. I figure, you know... I'll do some of that.
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Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?
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Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.
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Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!
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Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!
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Zim: Oh, such tacos will I give!
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Zim: It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to desecrate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.
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Zim: I put a tracking device on you.
Dib: You did? Where is it?
[GIR is grabbing the back of his head]
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
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Dib: You're just jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!
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Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!
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[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.
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Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?
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[Picking disguises]
Zim: For you, I'm thinking a dog.
Gir: Can I be a mongoose dog?
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Almighty Tallest Red: So, these humans are tall... but they're dumb?
Almighty Tallest Purple: [With his mouth full] How can they be tall and be dumb, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
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Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?
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Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart!
Dib: Deep down I'm bologna?
Zim: ...yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib. Dumb like a moose!
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Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!
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Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?
Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro-
Zim: Isn't it?
Dib: I said it was!
Zim: ISN'T IT?
Dib: Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.
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Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!
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[Zim is stealing organs. Dib pulls "auxiliary hall pass" (space heater) down hall]
Dib: Must... warn... others...
[pigeon cooing]
Dib: Zim? Do not show fear. This is me without fear. And a 62lb. hall pass.
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Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
GIR: I made it myself!
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Zim: I am filled with goo... mission goo.
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GIR: Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!
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[Carrying a large, bewildered pig over his head]
GIR: Let's go to my room, pig!
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[Drawing a pig]
Gaz: The pig... COMMANDS ME!
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Zim: GIR, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch the bucket!
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[the video G.I.R is watching is over]
Zim: [mockingly] I'm gonna watch it again!
[pause]
Gir: I'm gonna watch it again!
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GIR: (bringing Zim waffles) These got peanuts and soap in 'em!
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GIR: Guess who made WAFFLES!
Zim: I'm not eating that!
GIR: (screams and cries very loudly)
Zim: All right, GIR, I will TRY.
GIR: (screams happily)
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[Dib is following GIR into Zim's home in a cloaking device. GIR eventually finds him and throws "Poop" at him. Dib becomes visible]
Dib: I was...
GIR: INTRUDER! (eats a cookie) Lalalalala
Dib: Excuse me, but, can you put this spy camera in Zim's house so I can... spy on his evil and stuff?
GIR: Hokey Dokey!
Dib: I shoulda tried this a long time ago.
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Computer: Irken Invader Zim, for single-handedly ruining Operation Impending Doom 1...
Zim: Ruined? I blew up more than any other invader!
Almighty Tallest Red: You BLEW UP all the other invaders!
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[Zim's imagination]
Reporter: Congratulations on discovering the grotesque space monster! Tell us, how did you know he was an alien?
Proffesor: Well, we noticed he had no friends.
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Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!
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[G.I.R is introduced to Zim]
Zim: Is it supposed to be stupid?
Purple: It's not stupid, it's advaaaaaaanced
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[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]
Zim: [to self] Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.
Dib: [to gir] Hey!Go away!
GIR: Okey dokey!
GIR: [flies away]
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Zim: [Zim kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break] My business is done!
Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch?
Zim: I have much to do! So much!
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[GIR gets a transmission from Zim]
Gir: Hi!
Zim: GIR! Finally! I need your help. I've been captured!
Gir: YAY!
Zim: No, that's bad, GIR!
Gir: YAY!
Zim: I need you to listen very, very, very very very, very, very, very carefully.
[GIR is drinking a soda, not paying attention]
Gir: What?
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Zim: Prepare your bladder for imminent release!
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Zim: Okay Gir, now, which way is home?
Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Gir: Oh, I took it out.
Zim: Took what out?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake.
Zim: Great! Just great!
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Zim: [after taking off on GIR's jetpack, ZIM and GIR crash into a dumpster] How could you run out of fuel that quick?
Gir: I emptied it out.
Zim: Emptied it out? Why?
Gir: To make room for the tuna!
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Zim: I'm going to attempt to lock you into duty mode with this behavioral modulator.
[GIR giggles]
Zim: What?
Gir: Dooty.
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Zim: What *is* our mission, GIR?
Gir: Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!
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Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!
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Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!
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Gir: The knowledge! It fills me! It is neat!
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GIR: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!
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Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
[Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later]
Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
[continues singing]
Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?
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Zim: Hey, what are you?
little blob specimen in Abducted: [in a melancholy tone] I don't even know anymore. They fused me so many times. Everyone else just escapes, but I'm so unhappy now, so DISGUSTING.
[points to Minimoose glued to his/her forehead]
little blob specimen in Abducted: What's that thing?
little blob specimen in Abducted: [zim has already left through an air vent] If only I had arms or a leg or... YES, someone to help me escape... Would you please help me?... Hello? Hello?
[utters a sigh and a little sob, sad music playing]
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Zim: [kid gets hit by a kickball] Ow, my organs! Buahahaha. Inferious human organs!
[Zim gets hit by the ball]
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!
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[Zim has a heat-induced fantasy while selling candy bars that an ominous specter - Poop Dog in a hooded cape - comes up to him]
Poop Dog: I am...
Zim: [cuts him off; terrified] Whoareyou?
Poop Dog: *I am*...
Zim: Whoareyou?
Poop Dog: I AM...
Zim: WHOAREYOU?
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Gir: [after eating a box of "poop" candy bars] YAY!I'm going to be sick!
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Zim: It's been nice working with you, GIR. Now self-destruct.
GIR: FINALLY!
[explodes happily]
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Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!
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[inventorying equipment, looking at SIRs]
Almighty Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR units. HEY! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these could really get hurt!
[pause]
Almighty Tallest Purple: Send them to Zim!
Almighty Tallest Red: [gasps] But they'll DESTROY him!
Almighty Tallest Purple, Almighty Tallest Red: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Ah, let's go eat food!
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Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Almighty Tallest Purple: Who's that large headed kid?
Almighty Tallest Red: I don't know... But his head is large!
Dib: Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your home planet's coordinates!
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Police Officer: My tentacles! Where are my tentacles?
Zim: Don't worry, officer. You are in a filthy Earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There's a squid brain in your head!
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Zim: [Zim has been captured by Sizz-Lorr] Sizz-Lorr! But... I...
Sizz-Lorr: Escaped from me, yes. Escaped from your exile on Foodcourtia!
Zim: I don't know what you're- WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME!
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Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!
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Zim: Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!
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Nik: Hey look, there's a binary system. Ever been to a binary system before?
Oog-Ah: Mmm...
Nik: Would it... would it kill you to say something?
Oog-Ah: Quiet or I'll eat your head. That enough words for you?
Nik: I... I was just making conversation...
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Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.
Zim: Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet?
Gir: [shouts] I do!
Ms. Bitters: There is no prize. They just made it up so kids would work hard for no money.
Zim: [shouts] Curse you, poop dawg!
[as the class watches the class hamster, Peepi, running on his hamster wheel]
Ms. Bitters: Take a good look, children. It will prepare you for your adult lives in our nightmarish corporate system.
[GIR attempts to pick up an explosion caught in slow-motion and it incinerates his arm]
GIR: Yayyyy! It *burns!*
GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!
Gir: TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head!
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