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*Gropes Joxers butt*
I dunno, punn'kin!
Where d'ya wanna go?

Ya know that I'm aallways up for a ride, sweet cakes.
*Winks at random villager, and gets up on chariot with Joxer.*
So, how'dya work this thing?
*Picks up the reins and shakes them a little bit, and guy who owns the chariot runs out and starts yelling at us.*

This ain't too shabby after all!
*Grabs reins and starts shouting "Hiya!" at the horses, and they start speeding through some random woods. Then all of a sudden somebody starts walking right in front of the path of the chariot, and the horses swerve to get out of the way and the chariot tips over, sending Joxer and Meg flying. Meg gets up in a fluster and sees Joxer on the ground with a mouthful of dirt. Meg looks around at who caused the wreck and saw none other than the smelly hairy guy from the boat.*
I remember you, ya dirty hippie!
Who d'ya think you are, walking right in the middle of the road?! Why I outta teach you a thing er two about respect!
*Meg spits in her hands before curling them into fists threateningly towards Eli.*

Well duh I was gonna hurt him! Do you think these fists ah' fury were made fer nothing?
*Sticks out bottom lip in an unflattering and angry way while looking down at Je- I mean Eli and Joxer on the ground.*
Aaallright, just for you Joxer I'll leave Mr.Stinky alone.. Fer now.
*Gives Eli a dirty look while helping Joxer to his feet.*
What's so special about this muumuu wearin' weirdo anyway?

Moronicus hears a loud ruckus coming from outside her house and she peeks out the window, seeing Joxer and Meg. "By all the gods on Mount Olympus, I must be blessed by the Fates! Those blessed women have brought my arch nemesises right to my doorstep!" She runs wildly around her hut, grabbing ropes and knives and poisons and such, then she dashes out her front door, trips over Jes...er...Eli, and all the knives and poisons go flying through the air, landing at the feet of the chief of police. "Ptooey!" She spits the dirt out of her mouth, and it lands on the chief's shoes, then she looks up to see him glaring at her. "Oh, hey, Bartleby! How's the wife?"

The police chief just keeps glaring at her, and his officers pick her up by her armpits and haul her off to jail...her second home.

"No! Wait! It's not me you should be arresting! It's those two idiots! They're ruining my life! You bastards! I'll get you! Just you wait!" The rest of her curses are cut off as she gets further and further away.

((Okie doki ya guys this is my first post as Xena so lets try her out. It is also a start of a new story line. I will type in... indigo))

Xena walked down the road casually (As casual as possible when your six feet of striking leather clad beauty) with Gabrielle at her side. She half listened to whatever Gabrielle was saying only mumbling a reply when she thought her friend was becoming suspicious that she was ignoring her.
Xena looked around the peaceful village and felt quite relaxed, it was a port town on the sea and the salty fresh smell of the ocean always made her feel good. Suddenly she realized the constant chatter of Gabrielle was gone and she turned to see her friend looking at her with her eyebrow raised in annoyance.
"I was listening... Go on" Xena lied quickly.

Xena stopped and looked at Gabrielle with the most sympathetic look she could muster up.
"I' m really sorry Gabrielle... You know how much I care out you..."
But Gabrielle didn't back down and people around the village were starting to stare and Xena could feel a blush creep up her neck and cover her face. She took a deep breath and counted her options... (This was something that Gabrielle did often so she had three things she could do: She could plead guilty and beg for forgiveness, wait for Gabrielle to tire herself out and apologize, or hopefully, the best option, which is usually a gift by the Gods, be saved by the -

"Why hello there Xena" A voice hissed from behind them.

Xena gave a sigh of relief and turned around to see a pack of sleazy smelly thugs. "Now don't ruin my perfect day..." She snarled as she drew her sword and flipped over them kicking one of them to the ground as she landed.

Xena heard Gabrielle's war cry and spun around to strike the man who was coming up behind her with an ax, knocking him into another man. She than picked him up by the ankles and spun him around hitting three thugs and finally throwing him into the water.
"Gabrielle!" Punching one thug. "I said I was sorry!" Kicking another. "Lets not make this bigger than it is, I'll make it up to you..." Strike, parry, kick. "I'll buy you dinner... and we can stay in an Inn tonight, a nice soft bed!" She caught Gabrielle giving her a very angry look out of the corner of her eye as she stabbed another thug in the stomach. "We can even talk if you really want too!" Xena continued to fight, but being in shock of Xena saying that she was willing to talk Gabrielle stopped dead in her tacks, and stared wide eyed at her friend.
"Gabrielle!"Xena cried as one of the thugs raised his sword to strike Gabrielle in the back of the neck, with lightening fast reflexes Xena threw her Chakram and knocked the sword out of the warriors hands, the chakram than hit a mans helmet, a tavern sign, a wagon wheel, and than instead of returning to Xena's hands like intended, it flew out over the water and went straight into the side of a massive ship already many feet out a sea. And stuck there.
Now Xena was the one in shock.
"Son of a Bachai"