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: Black Wind says:
All three of the ninja listed are nothing but a disgrace to the word "Shinobi", they do not even deserve such an honorable title. The creators should be ashamed of themselves. As to my vote for the worst of them all, I would most certainly say mister Uzumaki over there. Not only is his biography severely lacking, but his physical and mental characteristics do not even come close to matching up with what they would be in normal cases. Even miss uchiha was able to get that part right. I'm not even going to start with the ridiculous, non-existent, and incompatible chakra elements these three ninja claim to control. Not only that, but all three claim to utilize demons that, in all honesty, do not exist! Also, it is impossible for Itachi to have a wife because he died before ever falling in love. Also, it would be close to impossible to be the daughter of Sauske and Sakura after Sauske became dead set on destroying Konoha. I really don't know how you three came into being or even why you are still here, but I do hope you die soon. It'll make the world a much better place once you do.

: Black Wind says:
Yep, that'll serve 'em right. Dry throats and empty pockets should do one of two things:
1: Kill them
2: Knock some sense into them.
I prefer number 1 myself.

Kin and San:

San: In all honesty, I'm hovering towards more voting for miss 'Amanda' over there- what kind of a wierd name is that? The abomination most caused by this profile is the fact that he/she has written so much, and so much of it is almost solid BS! Let's count the factors, shall we?
One, she was made Kage of whatever her mythological butt-fluff village (that 'breads' perect ninja and apparently is controlled by Konoha?) was, although soon after they tried to kill her. Even after this, she tries to 'protect' it.
Two, she is in possession of a 'storm' demon, which does not exist in any way shape or form.
Three, as pointed out before, she is in love with a man who is now officially dead.
There is a lot more that could be said about this eyesore but I'm sure if I continued, I'd most likely spontaneously combust.

Kin: Wouldn't the elements 'shadow' and 'darkness' be the same? Has anyone noticed all these profiles have basically the same elements? Can we see a connection? 'Death' to one's brain, 'blood' to drip from the reader's eyes, 'darkness' being the only thing between these writer's ears...! I vote ALL OF THE BUGGERS to be THROWN into the never ending pit of the inner rings of HELL-!!
Oh, and Dinao... maybe. wink

I present now for your ranting pleasure, the very character I presented which I use in Iwagakure. At the time of this character's conception, my Roleplaying was rather... lackluster and unimaginative from the mind drolling sessions I'd been forced into time before. Though before I start ranting myself, I present the Iwagakure Shinobi; Dokotenski, Saieno.



Points: 0
User name: Drago Kimera
Name: Dokotenski, Saieno
Age: 29
Rank: Jounin
Village; Iwagakure no Sato
Headband: Forehead
Weapons: Ninjato

Bio: His birth; There could not be much to be said about Saieno that could not be said for any other Shinobi in the world. His birth was a herald for the parents whom he was born too. For his mother, he was a gift from the heaven's above. A woman who was unsure that she would ever obtain a family for which to call her own. From his father's side, he was the blessing that finally his father would have a son to call his own. A member of the Iwagakure's own IDPD unit, a child to pass his knowledge onto was a wish he had dreamed of for many years; until a disaster struck the said family. Saieno's father perished in one of Iwagakure's battle.

His training: Given that Saieno's father passed on the very day which Saieno had graduated from the Ninja Academy. All that could be left to Saieno were his father's personal possessions. The IDPD Mask which he wore, and the Ninjato to which his father had used in battle. While Saieno waits until the day he achieves the IDPD rank before donning his father's mask, he quite frequently uses the Ninjato in battle when the need calls for it. In the years that would follow his graduation from the Ninja Academy, he frequently practiced the Earth style Jutsus which were the basis of the Iwagakure Shinobi. However, on top of the Jutsus used by Iwagakure Shinobi, several Jutsus his father had created were also used. It is in fact the very Jutsu his father held most dear that was the reason he succeeded in his rising to the rank of Chuunin. After, which the path to Jounin was long and bumpy. The first task which was required to be passed was the mastery of the Earth chakra element. There was one issue that came about; his chakra was not Earth focused. Strangely enough, the bending of his chakra split into three entirely different worlds. While not only possessing the Elements of Earth and Fire, his body has adapted into the third so called 'frequency' of Chakra, resulting in Lightning. In order to honor his father's wishes for him to become the Shinobi which he had always dreamed of, he pursued relentless training in each of his Chakra natures. Upon the day of his Jounin examination, the result of the cominbation was awe. Lava Ninjutsu.

His abilities: Saieno has mastered several types of Jutsus. His most renowned being that of his control over the Chakra Fusion of Lava. Said Lava fusion is also proof of his aptitude with that of Fire, Lightning, and Earth style Jutsu. While Ninjutsu is truly where his talents lie, another set of techniques that were passed onto him were by his father. The use of the earliest Lotus Gates. The Eight Gates had been passed down through his family's progression from his great grandfather, a Ninja who had taken place in the Great Shinobi War many years ago. As a Forbidden Jutsu, it was taken in and trained at many times over. Saieno is momentarily unable to use the higher levels of the Lotus Gates. Such knowledge is restricted to the first three gates. Primarily for protection against the technique's double edged sword, and a minority due to not being taught how to release said upper levels. Something which he still continues to attempt to do today.



Rip him asunder if you will.

-stops head banging desk- x_o;
Where did... you... find those?

My brain about exploded on the first one. It was so idiotic it was funny. I mean come on a Demon Moose that fights with a hot dog. rofl

I want to punch number 2 for the lack of flow and painfully short bio.

Number 3 is so blatantly stupid that I would allow everyone and their sister to come up with excruciating ways to kill him and then pick my favorite, find the person who actually typed this out and perform said act of violence on him.

Number 4 was made by a twit whose probably only seen the show (and only two episodes at that) then went online found the coolest bits and slammed it all together in a character that looks like someone I could and would beat up.

And I have to stop and say a word about number 5's uber bloodline. Even I avoid going to these lengths with the Hisara bloodline. Yes I go a little overboard sometimes, but that's really only between two of my own and when I plan to kill said character off. And SHE EXPLODES AND COMES BACK!!!! WELL ^*)&^& (yh*()hyhiuh(hu hih(^t&^g(g&^g 98G76Ghyg(&y*(* h*( YOUR MOTHER ON A j(*j(*hgh(h*j(u *j(*j(*jui(j(*i*joii joiji(*(*j (*&^^&$% $#$# IN A BUCKET!!!!!
Plus she's got the whole Jean/Pheonix thing from the x-men! this is bullocks!!

I mean seriously, does noone care about character development? Or given flaws and weaknesses that further deepen the individual to a point where you need other characters, other rp'ers to tell the story, to complete a task, to bring interest to the boring world of everyone is super-powered beyond belief.

I like number 1 because he atleast is honest that he doesn't care about the character and it's hilarious that such a thing was even allowed to be posted.

But my pick for the worst goes to number 3 for obviously creating such a suped-up character to compensate for something.