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 Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:12 pm
(Nah, everyone knows Titania's hair's too long. Plus everyone knows she likes Greil, and all women like Greil. Plus, no self-respecting man would have the voice Mist has for FE10.) *Back at the boys' cell...*  Stormtrooper: *Appears* Liek, LOLz I r hear 2 relieve u LOLz. Stormtrooper Guard: ...LOL wut? I nut relieved 4 2 hourz yet lolz omg haxxOrz! Stormtrooper: Uh... so, I hear u liek Mudkips? Guard: DO I!? 111!! Stormtrooper: Yeah! I totally saw about a dozen Mudkips run off thataway! *Points away from the detention block.* Guard: Wow! Thx 4 teh tip! 1!! MUDKIPS!! *Runs off to catch the mudkips.* Shinon: Something's weird here. This guy's too smart to be a stormtrooper. *The stormtrooper removes his helmet, revealing...* James: How'd you guess? I thought my disguise was perfect! Meowth: *Appears from the ceiling.* Moron! It's "lolz", not "LOLz"! Jessie: The important thing is we made it, Meowth. Quit squabbling. Rolf: It's Team Rocket! But... why? Mist: *Arrives* It's Team Rocket, and they've switched sides! Ike: Wait! They haven't done anything yet. James: Well, since you guys are officially responsible for defending the galaxy at the moment, we figured we ought to at least provide a helping hand. Mia: Wow, and here I thought you guys were captured along with us. How'd you manage to hide from the stormtroopers AND their officer? I mean, stormtroopers are one thing, but their commander's not a fool. Meowth: liek lolz u liek mudkips rite? Mia: A stormtrooper! Why, if I had my sword right now, I'd--! Meowth: We dressed James. I did the talkin'. It was too easy. Titania: Darn. I was hoping I could strangle another one with my bare hands. They're like life-size stress buddies... eh, well. *Kicks in the prison cell door with one foot 'cuz she's manly like that.* Guard: *Returns at the loud noise* omg wtf u lie bout mudkips! I ring alarm now rofl lol! *Sounds the alarm, bringing moar stormtroopers.* Soren: *Sigh* Where's Volke when you need him...? Volke: *Poof* Right here. Soren: AAAAAHHH!!! HOW DID YOU-- Volke: 43,896,742,359,843 gold, or I'm not telling how I got here this fast. Soren: Screw you! Volke: Whatever. Call me if you change your mind. *Poof*
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:51 pm
(( Mudkips rule! XD It's funny how Volke asked for 43 trillion gold. There's no way they could afford that.))
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:36 pm
(Let me assure you all that I'm still alive! ...It's just a really busy week. ^^;
And on a side note, there's a reason Volke asked for 43 trillion gold.)
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:24 am
(He wouldn't have accepted 44 trillion? Heh.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:06 pm
(He would've been happy to take 44 trillion, sure. ^^; ) (Now that the Super Happy Fun Midterms Time has passed...) Oscar: So... now what? Stormtrooper Squad: *Fires lazers into the hallway* We r teh 1337zOrz! Ph34r us! 1!! Mist: *Jumps from a shot that came too close* EEEK! Stormtrooper: Onoez! My armor! It's red!! *Explodes.* Ike: Good job, Mist! Keep screaming at them! Everyone else, cover your ears! Mist: *Screams with her uber-annoying voice* Stormtroopers: HaxxOrz!! *Collective death* Ike: Great! Now, where did they place our weapons... Volke: *Poof* I'll tell you for 100 gold. Ike: ...Really? I mean, you're sure you don't want 43,896,742,359,843 gold? Volke: Well, if you want to pay me extra for the information... Ike: No, no, that's fine! *Gives Volke 100 gold.* Volke: Eh, Nicholas Cage placed them in the Soul Society. He posed as a Soulreaper to get in. Good hunting. *Poof* Oscar: Damn! We'll never find them in time! Ike: Don't worry. I have a cunning plan... Mia: Really? Ike: Yes, and I shall implement it now. ...Soren! Think of a cunning plan! Soren: We go into the Soul Society and get our stuff back, then somehow warp back here just in time to stop Vader from firing the Death Star again? Ike: And that's my cunning plan! ...But how will we get into the Soul Society? Oscar: I... MIGHT know a way...
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:07 pm
Ike sure has an efficient method of devising cunning plans!
BTW, I had the strangest thought the other day that YOU influenced:
Darth Vader+Fire Emblem=Marth Vader! I've been imagining what Marth Vader looks like ever since!
Nice job with the story, as always.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:07 pm
(Speaking of Marth, I've been wondering... I've watched some of the Bleach series, and I noticed something... If any of you have watched Bleach, remember this guy? Did you see the episode where he's fully restored later on, except it turns out he has blue hair? Does anyone else besides me think he might be Marth at this time? Or maybe I associate things with other things way too quickly? XP) (EDIT: Y'know, this pic might make a close Darth Marth... I mean, he looks evil enough, and I think he looks like Marth when he revives...)
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:39 pm
--Soul Society, Japan, Japan Airspace November 30, 2007 2:00 P.M.-- --Soul Society, Japan, Japan Airspace November 30, 2007 2:00 P.M.-- --Soul Society, Japan, Japan Airspace November 30, 2007 2:00 P.M.-- --Soul Society, Japan, Japan Airspace November 3 Mia: *Appears out of nowhere* I'll fix it! *Smashes the clock with her fist, completely busting it.* Er... it was like that when I got here! You all saw it! I don't know you people! *Appears back in the Soul Society.* Rhys: Mia, where did you...? Ike: Ask Mia out on your own time, Rhys! We have more important things to do! Mia: Really? Rhys, are you asking me out? Rhys: *Blushes* I, er... that... Mia: Um, Rhys? I'm flattered, but you really need to work on your timing. I mean, the fate of the galaxy is at stake, and you're asking me out! You've got some nerve! Hmph! *Walks away.* Rhys: *Whispers* Ike... I will KILL you... Shinon: *Puts his arm around Rhys' shoulder.* You and I have MUCH to discuss... Ike: Damnit, Rhys! Asking Mia out with the galaxy at stake is one thing, but Shinon!? Titania: I knew Rhys was a girl! ...Or maybe Shinon's a girl... is Shinon a man? Looking at that ponytail, I wonder... Oscar: If we stand here debating genders, we won't find our weapons with which to beat Vader. Let's go. Ike: Thank you, Oscar! Unlike SOME PEOPLE NAMED RHYS, we at least have someone here who's focused on the task at hand and NOT hitting on people! Rhys: I'm not hitting on anyone! Ike: Not anymore, you're not! Now, let's go! We've wasted enough filler here already!
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:19 pm
Door Security System: Welcome to the Soul Society Headquarters. How may I help you today? Oscar: Hello. We're here by orders of Captain Ichimaru to man the Observation Tower today. Door: Password? Boyd: Guys, it's a wooden door. How hard would it be to just bring it down and cut all the yakkity-yak? Titania: When we have no weapons? There's no telling how well they've barricaded the door. Ike: We could always burn it down with fire. Door: Password "fire" accepted. *Opens* Oscar: Wow... Ike! How did you guess? Ike: ...Well, it's a wooden door, and you can burn wood with fire. Let's go, guys! Kenpachi Zaraki: Not so fast! Ike: ...Okay. *Tiptoes in the direction of the tallest building, clearly the Observation Tower.* Kenny: ...Maybe you should just stop completely. Ike: ...Oh. *Stops completely.* Kenny: I don't know what business you guys have comin' in here like you own the place, but I DO know you guys spoke one too many words to the door security system! It alerted me at once and let you guys in. Now, you guys don't have any weapons, and I don't feel like wasting my breath on you weaklings. So I'll give you a chance to leave. You have until I count to 10. 1... 2... 4... uhh... damn! This is making my head hurt! 5... 3... 12... Rolf: Oh, man! What are we gonna do? This guy looks too scary to fight!! *Sniff* Oscar: Ike, take everyone and go! I'll hold him off! Ike: You're serious? I mean, this guy looks like he could kill you by impaling you on his hair... Oscar: Trust me! I'm the only one who stands a chance against him here! Just GO!! Boyd: Oscar, don't you dare die on us! Remember: we're family! *Greil's Mercenaries exit, leaving Kenny and Oscar alone.* Kenny: 276... 1337... aw, screw it. 10!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:49 pm
*As Greil's Mercenaries reach the top of the tower...* Rhys: Wait, everyone! I just realized something! Ike, look... you're still carrying a sword! Ike: Eh? *Holds up his right hand to discover he's still wielding a sword.* Well... that's odd. I thought Nicholas Cage had our weapons. ...Hey, yeah! He definitely took mine! How did mine come back? Rhys: Blame the Google pics, I guess. I mean, throughout this entire escapade, I've done nothing but smile and look pretty! Ike: Hey, yeah. Throughout this entire adventure, we've stayed in the exact same poses. But then, how did we pwn everybody we came across? How would they have even had the chance to pwn us? Why, logically we shouldn't even be talking! Our lips aren't moving! Gatrie: Did you ever get the feeling that... we're not really doing anything? As though someone else is throwing words into our mouths and sending out random bad guys from across the universe for us to "defeat"? Ike: You mean... like a... *his eyes widen in horror.* FANFICTION!? Gatrie: I know. I don't like it either. Shinon: My God...dess. What if we aren't the only ones who are victims of fanfiction? What if... what if the entire universe is actually one big fanfiction, and its denizens mere characters!? There'd be no such thing as free will if we were merely somebody's characters! Soren: Oh, I think there's some free will involved. Granted, I'd love to strangle the (censored!) who made my "backstory" as hellish as it was, but I get the feeling... just as our "authors" influence us, so do we influence them. Ike: You mean... the 1337er we are, the more likely people will want to become 1337 like us? Soren: In a sense, yes. But can we please cease with the 1337 jokes? Seriously, let's leave the 1337 to those idiot stormtroopers and their Mudkips. Titania: In any case, it appears that we've actually had our weapons the entire time, which is really convenient. That means only Rolf's floating head is missing his bow. ...Who else is missing a weapon? Ike: *Gasp* The despicable, lying, squinty coward! Uh... Oscar!! --Down below...-- Kenny: Here. Catch this blade. *Surprisingly, Kenpachi tosses Shinso into Oscar's hands.* Oscar: ...What are you doing? *Puff, pant* Kenny: There's no glory in killing an unarmed man. Draw your sword and wield your bankai so that I might see you at your full strength... Gin Ichimaru, Captain of Squad 6! Oscar: *Steals Greil's voice for a minute.* That WAS my name... once. But I... threw it away... Kenny: You threw away your powers? What, do you want to die so badly? Oscar: You think you can take me...? The man who taught YOU how to fight? Hmph, what a fool. Come on, boy! Come try me! *Coughs and returns his voice to normal* Woo! Talking like Greil sure makes you epic! ...Err, scratch out that last part. Except for the "come try me" bit... (Will Greil's Mercenaries reach Oscar in time? Will I actually ever show any fighting between Kenpachi Zaraki and the former Gin Ichimaru? I pity whoever misses the exciting conclusion of Greil's Mercenaries!)
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:03 pm
*On the way down to assist Oscar...* Nicholas Cage: SO, YOU HAVE COME ALL THIS WAY. RESTRAINT CHIP DEACTIVATED. ACTIVATING TERMINATOR MODE... Ike: Blast! Not another bad guy! When will they end!? Nick Cage, the Terminator: NOW YOU MUST DIE. HA. HA. HA. *Leaps forward, strangling Ike in one hand* Ike: *Gasp, pant* S-someone... halp... Gatrie: Yah! *Tries to stab the Terminator with his lance, only to see it c***k off.* ...Well, I tried. I'll go help Oscar! *Runs down the stairs.* Terminator: IT MATTERS NOT. I'LL CATCH HIM SOON ENOUGH. AND THEN THEY SHALL ALL DIE. ONE BY ONE. LISTENING TO MY MONOTONOUS AND BORING VOICE. HA. HA. HA... Rhys: Ya!! *Casts Light on the Terminator, to no avail.* No! Magic doesn't work either! Oh... I'm so sorry, Ike... Shinon: (I saw it... I'm sure I did. In Rhys' flash of Light... in the Terminator's eye socket, there was a button marked, "Self Destruct". Hell if I know why they'd need a self-destruct button, but it's there. I could easily kill it, and I know it won't kill me... but do I want to save Ike? I mean, I spend at least three hours each day practicing the art of insulting Ike. I can't just then turn around and save him. Besides... there's a chance that Greil's Mercenaries could fall to me!) Mist: Ike! No!! Shinon: (Oh, yeah. That's right... Rolf's friends with Mist, and if Ike dies, Mist'll probably cook even suckier than she usually does! ...Besides, any friend of Rolf's... that friend or his or her family will not die on my account!) *Coolly draws his bowstring and fires, hitting the Terminator right in its self-destruct button* Terminator: THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! NOOOOO!! *Self-destructs in a massive ball of flame.* Rolf: Shinon! You're amazing! Shinon: Yeah, well... I figured you and Mist don't want Ike to start dying anytime soon, so... Ike: Shinon, you saved me! I can't thank you enough! Shinon: Er... *turns to Ike* I did it so you can live to take, um... a shower! Because you... SMELL... Ike: You're so hurtful, Shinon! *Runs down towards the fight, sobbing* Rolf: Shinon, why do you insult Ike on a regular basis, even while saving him? Shinon: Rolf, my boy, I'm glad you asked! You see, insulting Ike is a proud tradition going back thousands of years! ...Well, at least since a few years before he joined the mercenaries. But that's not important! What is important is that when this adventure's over, Rolf, you'll be insulting Ike with the best of 'em! Now, let's go save your brother. I'm sick of playing the good guy so much! Oscar: For crying out loud! Pierce him already, Shinso! Kenny: *Knocks the blade away from his body, then counters with a strong slash to Oscar's horse, causing Oscar to yell out in pain because whatever happens to the rider affects the horse and vice versa, obviously. Fire Emblem laws of physics.* Quit screwing around and show me your bankai! This is your last chance! I'm getting bored with this one-sided slaughter! Oscar: Very well then, if you insist... *Oscar raises his lancepaktou, which starts to glow.* Bankai. *Insert cheesy anime effects here. You know, like powerful energy radiating out everywhere, um... some "onoez, this guy's about to go badass" music... maybe a few lightning bolts up in the sky for emphasis... oh, and the Cheat Commandos appear and yell "Rock, rock on!"* Kenny: ...You're kidding, right? That's your bankai? Oscar: Yes, Kenpachi Zaraki. Feed the hungry, E-Z-Bake Oven!! E-Z-Bake Oven: *Creates...* Kenny: NO!! Not a pie, the delicious treat not even a Soulreaper Captain can resist! Grr... (this is way tougher than my morning exercises!) GRUGH! MUST... RESIST... but how!? Boyd: Oscar! You're alive! And you got your lance... back? ...*Snickers* Wa ha ha ha hah! An E-Z-Bake Oven!? That's ridiculous! What are you, a... hey... is that pie? Mia: Oh, wow. I'm really hungry. I could kill for some pie right now. Rhys: As could I. Hey Mia, want to fight over who gets the pie? Mia: My sword versus your magic? Ha! This will be a piece of cake! ...Wow, on second thought... Oscar! Can you make a cake instead? Oscar: Um, guys? Now isn't the time! Look! Kenny: *Gulps the pie down.* Ah, of course! If there's no pie, there's no temptation to eat it! And as for you... it's time to-- Oscar: Finish what we started! Later! Much! *Opens a portal to the Death Star. Greil's Mercenaries jump through, and the portal closes, leaving Kenpachi on the other side.* Kenny: Rats. Ah, well. Guess I'll go kill Ichigo, then.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:02 pm
(At long last! The grand finale!) --Back at the Death Star, Earth Airspace November 30, 2007 2:30 P.M.-- Vader: Despite all their efforts, Greil's Mercenaries have failed to stop me. They are as slow as they are powerful. In the end, it was all too easy. Commence primary ignition! Cardgame: Commencing primary ignit-- Stormtrooper leader: Sir! Teh mercs r out of teh cellz! 1!! Vader: Go find them, then! Stop bothering me! Stormtrooper: We nut no were they r! Vader: *Stares at the stormtrooper, choking him with the Force* You mean to tell me that you're so dumb, you can't even find a band of ragtag mercenaries? *Throws the now-dead stormtrooper into a wall, again with the Force.* Cardgame, take your men and search the Death Star, top to bottom! Post guards around the door, and kill the mercenaries!! Ike: *Appears from the Soul Society, killing all the surprised stormtroopers with two quick slashes.* No need to search, Vader! We're already here! *The rest of Greil's Mercenaries hop out of the Soul Society portal.* Vader: Curses! Cardgame, I told you we shouldn't have followed the code! Cardgame: Not follow the code!? But the code is everything! Vader: *Sigh* Cardgame, you're an evil supervillain's left-hand man (since the left hand is more evil than the right hand). But, you've got to realize... that code you keep crowing about? It's really just a bunch of guidelines... don't touch that!! *Force throws a sneaky Ike into a wall, away from the Death Star control console.* Cardgame: You don't understand! Sure, you have to imprison the good guys instead of killing them, and you can't kill them the first time you meet them. But, at the same time, they have to try converting us to their cause until the very end! Soren: No, we're not. They really are mere guidelines. Cardgame: What!? I can't believe neither side respects the Good Guy/Bad Guy Honor Code! Why, in my father's day... Vader: Here it comes. *Takes his left hand and starts making the "blah blah blah" gesture with it as Cardgame speaks.* Cardgame: In the day of my late father Auric Goldfinger (may he rest in peace), villains and heroes alike honored the code! Why, when he was about to neuter James Bond with a laser, and James Bond told my father about my father's own evil plans, did he neuter Bond in a creative though doubtlessly extremely painful manner? No! Vader: Yes, but he never converted your father, either. He betrayed the code and murdered your father. Cardgame: W-What!? No... that's not true... that's IMPOSSIBLE!! James Bond: Actually, he's... quite right. Sure, I yelled at him things like, "You'll never get away with this, Goldfinger!" and "Dude, the chick you gave me to escort me around is HAWT!", but I never expected him to actually change his evil ways. You know this. Cardgame: ...Oh... true, Goldfinger wasn't the kind of guy to turn back to the good side, but... Vader: Good guys are good guys, and bad guys are bad guys. While people aren't always so black and white as to be permanently on one side or permanently on the other, it's generally difficult to convert from one side to the other. That's why the "Code" is held as just something to bear in mind--HEY! *Force slaps Ike to the wall yet again.* Anyway, why don't you go on lunch break? Between myself and Greil, we should be fine from here. Cardgame: Y-yes, sir. *Walks off dejectedly.* Vader: Now then... Greil! Come! We have work to do! Greil: Mis hijos... ustedes estan muertos ya. (Translation for those of you who don't speak Spanish: My children... you are already dead.) *Suddenly, Greil jumps forward through the air, aiming a deadly jump strike at Mia.* Mia: WHOA! *She rolls to one side, dodging Greil's swing. As she rolls, she draws her sword and makes an expert stroke at Greil's left hamstring. She strikes a clean hit, the sword clearly slicing through Greil's hamstring, but sadly, the words "NO DAMAGE!" pop up over Greil's head.* Ike: Handle Fath--Greil for me! I'm going for Vader! Vader: C'mere, you! *Ike charges forward, but fails once again to remember that Vader has Force powers. With a downward slap, Vader smacks Ike's sword hand away from an attack position. With a gesture towards himself, Ike is sent flying into Vader's clutches. Once there, Vader attacks Ike with a vicious noogie, laughing evilly as Ike struggles to break free.* It was all too easy! *With one finger, Vader flips the primary ignition switch.* You have thirty seconds to defeat me before the Death Star fires. *Meanwhile, Soren conjures a mighty tornado at Greil's feet, lifting the mighty ex-hero up into the air. Oscar takes the opportunity to call Shinso, piercing Greil's flesh straight through his right arm. Boyd, whether through sheer luck or sheer gravity-defying skill, tosses his axe up into the air, jumps up after it and catches it, then somersaults down, slashing straight through Greil's left arm. Rolf and Shinon both fire multiple arrows into Greil's legs, while Rhys casts an intense holy light into Greil's eyes in an attempt to blind him.* *It was a good plan, but all was in vain. Greil is too damn strong.* Greil: No pueden me destruyar! (You can't destroy me!) *Greil swings his axe horizontally, creating a wide swath of powerful energy which slams into the members of Greil's Mercenaries, sending them flying and crashing into assorted walls and consoles, creating a chorus of pained groans.* Titania: It's no use... they're too much for us! Ike: Well, if he's anything like my former father, of course he's too much for us. That's why I came up with a backup plan. Shinon: Well, we're boned. Vader: What backup plan!? Ike: Remember the second time you Force threw me away from that console? I did something to it. Vader: What!? *Vader, in a slight panic, quickly looks up at the primary ignition console, with about 9 seconds left. However, there is marker ink squibbled here and there on the walls of the console, and across five buttons on the keyboard is spelled a certain word.* Vader: What did you do to the console!? Why do I see "REDAV"!? *Suddenly, a portal opens to another universe!* Vader: Gyaaah! NO!! How did you--!? Ike: That's right, Vader! I knew! *Taking advantage of Vader's sudden lack of concentration, Ike elbows Vader in the gut, making him double over in pain. Ike bounds over to the console with only 3 seconds to spare. With the fate of Earth in his hands, Ike must figure out how to terminate the firing sequence! Er... *2 seconds!* Uh... *1 second!!* ... *Ike, acting out of pure instinct and basic logic (if pulling it one way turns it on, maybe the other way turns it off), Ike flips the primary ignition switch the other way. The timer stops at 00:00.07 seconds to spare, and the words "Firing sequence aborted" appear over the screen.* Vader: Curse you, Greil's MERCENARIES...! *Vader is pulled into the portal to another universe, which closes behind him.* Rhys: Ike! H-how did you... Ike: In a minute, Rhys! ...Greil, we've banished your companion back to the universe where he belongs... where you belong. You can still fight and kill us, sure. But with Vader gone, ask yourself: Is there still any point? Greil: Estoy seguro que tu eres muy estupido, Ike! Me sorpresa que tu y tus mercenarios estan muy fuertes y muy valientes--no creà que tu DerrotarÃas mi amigo Vader. Estoy contento que mis mercenarios en mi mundo son al mismos que ustedes. Adios, Greil's Mercenaries. ...Lierg! (I was certain that you are very stupid, Ike! I'm surprised how brave and valiant you and your companions are--I never believed that you would defeat my friend Vader. I am glad that my mercenaries on my world are the same as you. Farewell, Greil's Mercenaries. ...Lierg!) *The same portal opens. Greil waves farewell, then flies into the portal, which closes behind him.* Titania: Ike! Soren: Ike! That was brilliant! How did you know Vader and Greil were from the same universe? Ike: Remember back at Bigfancy Courthouse, when we first spoke of it? I knew that there was no way Vader could've just chanced across Greil from another universe. A coincidence was impossible. With my first two guesses as to how Vader found Greil, I was completely wrong. But then it hit me: What if Vader actually knew Greil on a personal level? In order for that to happen, there could only be one conclusion: Vader and Greil both came from the same universe. They agreed that if they teamed up, they would be unstoppable. Since Greil speaks some strange, other-universal language that we could never hope to understand, so we couldn't hope to get him to slip up and make a mistake, shouting his name backwards out loud. So, we had to get our-language-understanding Darth Vader to leave first. (Eh, I'll tack on more of the pre-epilogue festivities later. This is long enough!)
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:59 am
Narrator: And so it was that Greil's Mercenaries defeated the evil Darth Vader and his associate, Greil. They escaped using the Millenium Falcon. "How did they escape the Death Star piloting a ship?", you ask? Along with "Considering its sheer size, how'd they blow up the Death Star?" To the first question, I respond, "Remember that Team Rocket was still onboard. They flew the ship back with the mercenaries--they're evil, but not heartless. Of course, they also stole a few Mudkips from the stormtroopers when they weren't looking." To the second, I respond, "Uh... well... um... it's simple, really. They just--LOOK, A BEAR!!" *Runs offstage.* Bear: I find that offensive! --Back at Crimea Castle, Tellius Airspace November 30, 2007 4:00 P.M.-- Elincia: Greil's Mercenaries! My lord Ike! You're alive! *Runs forward and hugs Ike, triggering a massive wave of IkexElincia fanfiction in the coming weeks.* Soren: Hey! That's MY man! *Shoves Elincia off, triggering an even larger wave of IkexSoren fanfiction in the coming weeks.* Ike: Ha ha ha... oh, Soren! Elincia: Hee hee... bravo, Greil's Mercenaries. You did a fine job. The galaxy will forever remember your deeds, especially those of Shinon. Ike: Shinon? Why Shinon? Elincia: We heard from Shinon personally that he singlehandedly defeated Darth Vader and blew up the Death Star. Shinon: I... might've said something to that effect... Titania: Shinon, you jerk! *Slaps Shinon, sending him careening into a wall. Again, because she's that manly.* Elincia: Still... if what he said was true... then if Vader and Greil came from an alternate universe, how did they both arrive here in the first place? Ike: That's a good question. We can't ask them now, anyway. Perhaps we'll never know. Elincia: Could they ever return? Soren: No. Once banished from a universe, you cannot return. Even if they found a way to jump to another universe on their own, they could not hope to come back. If there are copies of us in the same universe, THEY could come after us. Vader and Greil, however, cannot. Elincia: Then my heart is joyous with the news! May the goddess Ashera watch over this galaxy for many years to come. ...By the way, Ike, Shigeru Miyamoto has called for you. Ike: M-Me? Really? *A holy light shines out in the palace chamber. As the light fades, the figure of the Holy One Himself appears.* Ike: *Gasps, then lowers himself to one knee.* Shigeru Miyamoto: Arise, Ike. With many noble deeds under the belts of your company, you need not bow before me. Ike: B-but my Lord! Shigeru Miyamoto: Arise. Let me speak. Ike, your band is impressive--but you and your skills are equally impressive. I wish to extend to you the highest of honors, the greatest of glories... Ike of Greil's Mercenaries... will you join the ranks as a warrior of Super Smash Bros. Brawl? *Everyone gasps!* Ike: M-me!? In Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I don't know if I'm worthy of such a high honor. Rhys: Ike, they put SONIC in it, for goodness' sakes. If Sonic's in Brawl, you can be in Brawl. Ike: Sonic? Ewww. I can't allow such an obvious display of fanboy cheesecake to dominate the pinnacle of all games! ...My Lord Miyamoto, I humbly accept your offer! Mia: Woohoo! Great job, Boss! Boyd: In your face, Roy! Shigeru Miyamoto: Very well. Then, by the Triforce invested in me, I hereby dub thee--Ike, warrior of Super Smash Bros. Brawl!! Narrator: And so it was that Ike of Greil's Mercenaries became a character in Brawl. Following this news, there was a grand celebration, where all of Crimea, Greil's Mercenaries, and Shigeru Miyamoto partied for no less than twelve days and twelve nights straight. After this time, Queen Elincia finally announced an end to the non-stop partying, and all went back to the way it was once again. Except over in Daein... Sothe: *Wandering about some fields.* Dum de dum dum... well, I found the Dagger of Time, some 1-Up Mushrooms, and Articuno, but no "silver-haired maiden" exists in all of Tellius! *Sigh* Does she really exist? *A UFO suddenly appears in the skies above Daein. It wobbles for a moment, then crashes into the ground. Sothe looks on in sheer awe--what was this mysterious metal object? Then, a door opens on the side of the craft, revealing--!* Micaiah: Oh, no. I knew I should have bought the X-290 instead of the Z-10! *Notices Sothe.* H-Hello, native creature. Um... is... this... planet... Tellius? Sothe: Er, um, uh, why--yes! Micaiah: Oh, thank goodness. There's no time to waste! The fate of your galaxy is already at stake! Sothe: Mmm... steak... Micaiah: NO! The other kind of stake! *THE END... question mark?* (And that's done! I need to lay off the Fire Emblem fanfiction for awhile. Again, I don't know if I'll do an Episode II or not: If I don't, let FE10 fill in the blanks; if I do, then you shall know more of the epic saga of Greil's Mercenaries!)
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:41 pm
(You know what? This deserves more than parentheses!) HURRAH! (Good job Rhys-man! I hope for more to come!)
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:43 pm
I was wondering if someone would reply, now that it's over. sweatdrop But yeah, I'm happy the way this turned out. It was fun writing it.
Honestly, you know when I said I've gotta lay off the FE fanfiction? That... was a miserable failure. XD I've already started thinking about Episode II. I might've even started it by now if a) I knew more about the Dawn Brigade besides the (pants-wearing!?) Micaiah (No, seriously. She's a girl, and she's non-promoted, but she wears pants. Since when does that happen?) and Sothe and b) I'm working on another thing right now that I probably should've finished a long time ago (a prelude, than an RP on another forum). (On a side note, sorry I cut short Aurora Borealis--I really didn't know where I was going with it. sweatdrop )
I don't have a Wii, but I've got something good lined up this summer. I'm hoping that at the end, I'll have enough to get one, along with Radiant Dawn and Brawl. What I'm hoping to do is wait 'til I've finished Radiant Dawn, and then start Episode II, which will be the TRUE story of FE10, not the "half-baked truth" Intelligent Systems is trying to pass on to the fans. 3nodding
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