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 Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:54 am
Mia you are a genius!
Get him really drunk then take him to a spa for a full beauty treatment, including acryllic nails......
Duck tape him to a chair then proceed to make him watch the harry potter movies......
Then make him watch a series of chick-flicks, including Gone With The Wind......
Send him chibi dolls of harry and dumbledore that sing the barney theme over and over......
Imperio him and teach him how to knit, then record him teaching it back to you and put the recording on youtube.com....while he's wearing a fuzy pink robe and matching house shoes showing off his freshly done nails and toes.......
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:06 am
So... hilarious...
-is still catching breath-
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:38 pm
Oh wow all of these are really funny.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:54 pm
Hug him!
Kiss him!
Poke him!
Dance with him!
Smile brightly when your with him!
Send him a Hollister gift card!
Drag him on a date!
(That is, if you can get near him...)
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:32 pm
Steal Nagini from him.
Send him a letter telling him that Dumbledore found out that you had Nagini, and killed her.
Send him to a Psychiatric ward for Anger Management Therapy.
Become his psychiatric.
Make him look at splatters of ink and tell you what he sees. smile
(All stolen from The Plot Bunny Whisperer on fanfiction.net)
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:54 am
Walk up to him and tell him that myspace has taken over the world!
I couldn't think of anything. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:42 am
Just ask him did he borrowed his nose to Michael Jackson xD
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:02 am
Ask him if he's told anyone about that muggle father of his? Then, you blackmail him!
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:20 pm
Take him to Oprah Show!
Sing "Hollaback girl" everytime he starts talking!
Tape him for a chair, than let Lockhart sign all over him! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:24 pm
You hold him hostage and kill his snake in front of him.
OH ! Make him audition for Next Top Model!
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:18 pm
OH MY GOSH you guys are realy good at this
at first I was going to post some of my very faves but the list just kept getting longer and longer and after reading all of those it will be difucult to come up with just about anything that is half as funny sweatdrop *thinks REALY hard on subject stressed *
I got it
~when he washes his clothes (if he even does that lol) sneak in and put an entire bottle of red dye in the wash and when they're done offer to finish up and insted take Hot Pink puff paint and right "I heart Harry Potter" on the back of all his underwear biggrin
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:53 pm
If you're Snape, like me, tell him you love him ,and buy him carebare things, when he doesn't like him, kill his snake.
Wait until he's asleep, then Sharpie Potter-style glasses to his face, then cast a permanent sticking charm on them so they won't come off. When he wakes up, make sure there is a drove of Harry Potter fan girls there to ask him if his glasses are real.
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:43 pm
Buy a bunch of hot pink T-shirts and write on them in sequins "I heart Voldy!" Give them to all the Death Eaters and offer one to him.
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