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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:26 pm
You get them, but then Quagmire jumps out and starts harrassing you! xP
I really wish I had a flying pink unicorn right about now. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:28 pm
Granted I took the Unicorn from rainbow Unicorn attack and gave it a few gauges and a black dyeing. Now Adult Swim gets mad at you for seeing you with it and slap you with lawsuits.
I wish for a new slingshot.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:52 pm
Kage, you didn't make a wish!!! emo
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:59 pm
You have been granted a new slingshot when you and only you use it, it will brake and come back and the band will be tangled in your tail FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I wasn't going to die
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:16 pm
Well, TOO BAD! *jumps on you with a knife and stabs you repeatedly*
That being said and done, I wish I were a taco. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:45 pm
Granted, but i get hungry and cover you in ranch then eat you. (I iz baad)
wish I had some chocolate milk to go with that spicy taco.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:48 pm
Granted, but the only chocolate milk machine for miles around is powered by blood, and you are the only thing here with blood.
I wish I had some milk to dip these cookies in... sad
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:18 pm
Granted but you accidentally p***k your hand on the milk machine and get some lock jaw.
I wish Glue was actually edible, then little kids could eat it all day without worry.
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:22 pm
Granted but in order to do that without upseting the balance of nature, the toxic-ness of glue would have to be transferred to jellybeans.
I wish there were furries in real life (like, not the kind in costumes, but real people who are half animal.)
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:26 pm
Granted, but now the ozone layer is destroyed by the masses of obnoxious people who burn their old clothes when they no longer want, need, or can wear them anymore.
I wish megaphones where even louder.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:40 pm
Granted. Everyone except for you has one, and uses it for every conversation.
I wish I was asleep already.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:46 pm
Granted but you now have a pounding headache and a sign on your stomach saying 'go to doctor'.
I wish diet drinks never existed... darn cheaters.
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:50 pm
Granted, but then people get all bitchy about not being able to diet and drink soda. So diet soda gets invented anyway.
I wish I could afford more music.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:26 pm
Granted, but the only music you're allowed to buy is really stupid stuff, like Hannah Montannah and Justin Beiber.
I wish my platypussy has a bellybutton! whee
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 1:33 pm
The bellybutton grows so huge that it swallows everything in the room.
I wish I had some bacon
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