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 Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:38 pm
She expected me to entertain her.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:00 pm
His scythe almost cut me in half.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:24 pm
She was always shouting at me.
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:15 am
There is such a thing as too bubbly...
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:17 pm
She opted for Lego over cuddles cry
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:17 pm
She was so adorable that by taking one look at her, I would always spontaneously combust into an explosion of confetti. It was not fun, and it hurt like hell...
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:03 pm
I grew bored of him. stare
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:54 am
I found out that she's a girl. WHAT OTHER SECRETS ARE YOU KEEPING FROM ME??
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:22 am
He was a robot, which, you know, would be good for sex and all, but he didn't satisfy me emotionally.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:22 am
He couldn't accept that "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, OOOH, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUN!!!"
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:47 am
`~hisses and licks his lips~` **Translation: "She was too delicious"**
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:49 am
There were some serious miscommunications going on.
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:25 am
because she was using her half-blindness as an excuse for not doing the chores >=O
*steals eyepatch*
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