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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:09 pm
MahouTragicQueen Glass Moon Jahova's Witnesses are much less bizarre than they are annoying........
Wake me up at 8 a.m. , I'll teach you to interrupt my slumber!!!! scream They belive Jesus came back in 1914 but he was invisable excpet to 14 people and that the rapture alreadt came and so the only way to get to heaven is to get so many people to join the church.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:10 pm
Glass Moon 3.14 Glass Moon MahouTragicQueen Ashram_VII Comrade Clara This fundementalist Mormon group says that you have to have three wives to get to heaven. Now this is a religion I can get behind! scream Mormonism has always been a very bizarre religion in my mind. (it "appears" to be like Christianity, but its belief system is so not xp ) Like the Jahovas Witness (sp).
Wake me up at 8 a.m. , I'll teach you to interrupt my slumber!!!! scream We actually had JW come to our house today. Nah, I was nice.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:12 pm
If you put a bent nail on your door, the Jahovas Witness cannot come near because that is the sign of someone excommunicated from the church.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:13 pm
3.14 Glass Moon 3.14 Glass Moon MahouTragicQueen Ashram_VII Comrade Clara This fundementalist Mormon group says that you have to have three wives to get to heaven. Now this is a religion I can get behind! scream Mormonism has always been a very bizarre religion in my mind. (it "appears" to be like Christianity, but its belief system is so not xp ) Like the Jahovas Witness (sp).
Wake me up at 8 a.m. , I'll teach you to interrupt my slumber!!!! scream We actually had JW come to our house today. Nah, I was nice.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:14 pm
MahouTragicQueen If you put a bent nail on your door, the Jahovas Witness cannot come near because that is the sign of someone excommunicated from the church. *gets nail and hammer* I'll be right back..... biggrin
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:15 pm
3.14 Comrade Clara 3.14 We actually had JW come to our house today. Nah, I was nice. I've only had to deal with them once, but I remember it like it was yesterday. *answering door* Lady with crazy million dollar smile: Hello sir! Do you believe that this world will one day look like this? (shows me a picture of a peaceful vale with a lion and a lamb sitting together and kids frolicking together) Me: This world? ... No biggrin Lady: ... Ok, good bye
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:18 pm
Ashram_VII 3.14 Comrade Clara 3.14 We actually had JW come to our house today. Nah, I was nice. I've only had to deal with them once, but I remember it like it was yesterday. *answering door* Lady with crazy million dollar smile: Hello sir! Do you believe that this world will one day look like this? (shows me a picture of a peaceful vale with a lion and a lamb sitting together and kids frolicking together) Me: This world? ... No biggrin Lady: ... Ok, good bye *imagines same lady walking down sidewalk to next house* "Stupid b*****d. I'll teach him. He'll see. Once the Jehova's Witnesses take over the US people like him will be out on their asses while we're living it up on the moon........*uninterpretable mumbling*"
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:22 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:24 pm
Glass Moon>> Heh, that's crude, but funny
If she was thinking that, I'd have to wonder how they plan to take over the US with 144,000 people. (which I believe is the amount of people they believe are going to heaven ... don't quote me, this could be another religion)
Oi vey ... Time for blissful sleep and dreams of bouncy, cuddley bears set on world domination.
So long everyone, and thanks for all the fish
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:30 pm
Comrade Clara Our suburb has a gate to keep them away. Personally, I find Girl Scouts much more bothersome. I'm telling you, the Girl Scouts are a cult! My place does too. >.> Also Girl Scouts take all your money! The goddamned boxes are 4 FARKIN DOLLARS!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:36 pm
Glass Moon You're no friend of mine.... mad I can't help it, I'm just a nice person. I could have thrown a cat at them or something...
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:00 pm
3.14 Glass Moon You're no friend of mine.... mad I can't help it, I'm just a nice person. I could have thrown a cat at them or something...
I'm not inviting you to my birthday party anymore......
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:03 pm
Glass Moon 3.14 Glass Moon You're no friend of mine.... mad I can't help it, I'm just a nice person. I could have thrown a cat at them or something...
I'm not inviting you to my birthday party anymore......Fine. I'm not giving you the Mega Zord I got for you.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:33 pm
3.14 Glass Moon 3.14 Glass Moon You're no friend of mine.... mad I can't help it, I'm just a nice person. I could have thrown a cat at them or something...
I'm not inviting you to my birthday party anymore......Fine. I'm not giving you the Mega Zord I got for you.
Which one is it?! gonk
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:02 am
Heh, a JW is more than welcome to come to my place at 8:00 in the morning. Cause they're gonna have a hell of a time waking me up with a simple door bell. And if I do wake up, I'll make a contest out of the conversation. cool See who can convert who first. Will I become a Jehova's Witness, or will they be atheist.
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