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Silkara

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:18 am


I wish I could help. It would take forever for anything of mine to get there though. I haven't had the chance to go all out on someone yet! scream
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:03 am


Evilconqueso
211 Macemen, 94 Axemen, 43 Teutonic Knights and 2 Rams are now enroute, and set to arrive two hours after Teri's wave hits.

He won't know what hit him.
I get the impression that they will be sadly without a village when we are done.

...do you think this table will go well in my living room? *considers*

Edit: Silk: You know, it doesn't matter how long the march is. Choose a portion of your force you don't often need for raiding and get it walking. You'll be suprised how easy it is. wink

Alexi Terianis


Elliedoll

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:37 pm


Poop's got an attack rolling down on dufus86's capitol around 10. I'll be hitting his secondary just a bit before that. Between us we should clean up things a bit. I'll be hitting with about 100 Thunders and 150 Phalanxes, and a Haeduan Hero.

The dude (dufus86) is like a gnat: tiny yet annoying as hell. Maybe we can convince him that it's just not worth the effort to wrestle with us. Besides, I want more of those lovely resources I know he's trying to hide. twisted

EDIT: sephiroth_98 may be joining us here as well. He was fighting with account creation last night so he could keep tabs on this thread as well as the in-game forums.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:34 pm


Yay for Sephi!

Alright, I'm done sending long attacks until I have massed my forces. I'm spread out in many different attacks at this point, 3 of which are long marches. Let me mass a day or two before you offer me any more cookies.

Alexi Terianis


Silkara

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:53 pm


I finally have my main village at 500 population!
I know it's no big deal really, but I have been waiting for the image of my village on the map to change for a while. smile
I think I am going to wait another day or so before I join in with any long distance attacks. I want my roamable army here, ready for accompanying, once my catas start rolling out.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:35 pm


Dear darling dufus gets to contend not only with Poop's hammer dropping on his capital... but with my strike force that's now aiming for his satellite village. We'll see how well they handle 150 phalanxes, 24 swordies, 97 thunders, and a haeduan hero.

Muhu, hahaha.

If -any- of my dudes come back alive, I consider it a victory. smile

Elliedoll


Evilconqueso

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:03 pm


Dammit, seems he sent another attack.

Looks like my attack might just hit an unarmed village... D:
Where's the fun in that?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:47 pm


Cabbitzilla
Magnificus
Why are you after Dufus guys. He entered our alliance yesterday, but since than, OMG, he is unde riege from you guys and from OMEN. Is there I should know about? Please let me know, if it is a personal thing, I think I should inform the other members in the alliance.
One of our dudes sent a minor raid his way a bit back. Rather than respond with a 'hey, I'm here, don't do that'... not even an 'f u guys' PM, he retailiated with a fairly massive strike. I had reinforcements in our man's village; dufus' strike cost me men and it did -not- make me happy. When folks got angry and started to hammer him he went running to an alliance for protection.

I've certainly got nothing against you, good sir. You've done nothing to draw my ire at all... I'd guessed that dufus86 wouldn't give you guys the full story. As my alliance mates will heartily concur, I'm the HME peacenick... the strikes against dufus have been the -only- real assaults I've done since I joined the game. When I lost troops in an attack it grabbed the attention of the rest of HME; my name was rarely present in the attacks listing, and limited to farming an abandoned village adjacent to my capital.

Honestly, I just want him to drop off the alliance's radar; building up troops is slowing down the development of my villages. Tonight's strikes were coordinated early on today, and the cav I've got incoming are the last of them from me unless he pokes the hornet's nest again. I do know that dufus has severely irritated some of our folks; that OMEN was after him as well comes as a surprise. We've no ties to OMEN that I know of. If he's mouthed off to OMEN as he has to a couple of our folks, then he's in serious trouble. One of OMEN's biggest players has four villages practically on top of me, so I'm at least aware of them.

Sorry this is so long. I've no intention to launch further strikes once the cav attack has cleared the stack. Our alliance leader is Arcadian; he'd be the one to talk to for the rest of the folks.

Good luck,
~Ellie, aka Cabbitzilla


Such was the communique. Such have I faithfully relayed here.

I count this as a victory. If it works, Mag'll toss dufus to the wolves and you guys can dice him to your hearts' content. smile

~Ellie, being l33t n!nj4.

CONTINUED
And now dear darling dufus86 is attacking me. I wonder if he realizes that I left the 150 phalanxes home this time...

CONTINUED 2
Apparently Magnificus ripped dufus86 a new a*****e. I just got this from dear darling dufus:
dufus86
I am sorry for sending an attack at you and im sending you the little resources I have for the trouble I may have caused you I hope that we can come to some kind of understanding or agreement further more I am at your services whenever you need me and again I am sorry ill send you more resources in the morning


I'm laughing so hard that I can barely see. Now to find out whether I can smash his incoming army. smile

Finale
He sent 3 swordies. I need to go to bed before I pee myself laughing. G'nite.

Elliedoll


Alexi Terianis

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:24 pm


Elliedoll
He sent 3 swordies. I need to go to bed before I pee myself laughing. G'nite.
Nice. Very nice. Try not to wet the bed. wink
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:01 am


And thus do I have Catapaults rolling down the assembly line.

Thus the fun begins anew. heart

Evilconqueso


Sandraugiga

Feral Reindeer

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:06 pm


How exiting! I've just had my first attack. From AIDS. He is a guy Arcadian has warned me about, because he called him names in Russian. Arc talked to his allience and AIDS got kicked out of that allience. I hope that would teach him not to call someone from a big allience names. Even in Russian. rolleyes

Maybe this time he has learned not to attack a gaul. rolleyes All his men have been captured by my traps. Building more as we speak if he decides to collect his men. rolleyes
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:15 pm


Sandraugiga
How exiting! I've just had my first attack. From AIDS. He is a guy Arcadian has warned me about, because he called him names in Russian. Arc talked to his allience and AIDS got kicked out of that allience. I hope that would teach him not to call someone from a big allience names. Even in Russian. rolleyes

Maybe this time he has learned not to attack a gaul. rolleyes All his men have been captured by my traps. Building more as we speak if he decides to collect his men. rolleyes
Gaul traps for the win!

Elliedoll


Evilconqueso

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:23 pm


Fairly often my Macemen wind up in Gaul traps.
Sadly, the owners of said traps seldom think ahead to build more troops/traps when I bring back a hundred or two men to free the 20-30 they trapped... talk2hand
PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:27 pm


Some peon with 160pop just made a pathetic attempt on my 2nd oasis
rofl


time to choke a b***h..... WITH CATAPULTS

TheMessiah

Aged Codger

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