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alicemae
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:43 pm


Scarlet Jile
By the way, who edits the final draft and makes sure all the typos, spelling errors, and your other standard mechanical kinks are worked out?

Found another entertaining poem by a guy who would absolutely LOVE to be in the Press.

Ultimate Docter Demo.

I�ve traversed the dirt-ridden deserts
of despicable deeds demanding donors
to dominant the sleeping blood bags
ror the white crescent donut knights.
Riding on the trains of Anti Iconic Dominancy
and celebrating on the gullets of colds and flu�s,
as they bust open the gallant brigade of 1970
with some hypodermic mistake.

A b*****d with a lime knife;
Lurking like a dancer in the limelight:
�You know there�s something with that liver,
but your heart�s all rotted out-
we could replace it with tape and scissors
or just tenderize the thing and then rip it out.
I�m just a doctor you�ll soon b***h about
For doing it wrong in the blood spout
and replacing your gizzard with a bum lout,
But you�re going under the lime knife-
So I wouldn�t get too touched,
if you still want to ******** much in life.
By the way my name�s Doctor Eleanor Mick Clout-
I work mostly at McDonald�s so there�s an ace up my sleeve.
In the fact hamburgers are similar to bodies I believe. �
Under the faint light the burger lady
Prepares a fine bit of a chicken sandwich,
With whatever liver that looked alright,
But thinking candidly
Her assistants and she thought both looked ungodly,
So both went to the gut snack-
Then as if a bullet hit her back:
�That hit quite the tactical spot excitably,
so where do we operate exactly?�

I forget his name, get it to you soon enough.

Great find, scout. I would like to add this piece! Who's the author? 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:02 pm


Conor Olaf Barret.

Seriously.

Scarlet Jile


Jahoclave
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:27 pm


I actually managed to get some writing done. I get gold star.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9930550
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:39 pm


alicemae
So does anyone have any brilliant ideas for our BTB feature this month? **Or any other ideas for that matter?**


>>

Serieve
And I had an idea. Recently I had an english assignment. I had to find 50 allusions that happened within my 15 years of living. It was actually kind of fun, because everytime I looked at the list I took a nice little stroll down memory lane. It also make you think about how long you've been living and when other allusions might have come around.

I had things like "Who let the dogs out?" (I got so tired of that song) and Teletubies ( xp ), furbies, "Dude, you got a Dell," My Achy Breaky Heart, Napolean Dynamite, etc. Add in all the political stuff, Brittany Spears, and things like Columnbine, and you've got well over fifty.

It makes a nice discussion topic, I think. ^^

Serieve
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Scarlet Jile

PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:24 pm


Cryptic crossword puzzles.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:28 pm


WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

guilds IS BACK!!!!!!

Wugz0rz


Araia.Naishi
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:00 am


Oh my gosh. Thank you. THANK YOU.

..(It's back. whee )
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:35 am


Gah! Seriously, lol. Silly Gaia. Glad to see everyone again! heart

*runs off to make up for lost time*

alicemae
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Jahoclave
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:29 am


It lives!  
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:32 am


*slobbers the guild with luff*

Wugz0rz


alicemae
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:43 am


Uh-oh. I can't edit the draft. crying Stoopid Gaia. I want my powers back!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:30 pm


alicemae
Uh-oh. I can't edit the draft. crying Stoopid Gaia. I want my powers back!


Here's what you do. Quote the draft from my post into a post of your own that you can edit, but take off the quotes. Then delete my post with the draft. Ta da!

P.S. This, is amazingly cool. I miss my editing powers, but... this is still amazingly cool. whee heart  

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alicemae
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:44 pm


Hum. It won't let me delete your post (probably because it's the first of the thread), but I cleaned up the thread so the draft will make do with being post #2 for now. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:45 pm


Ooh, these post styles are spiffyyy. blaugh

alicemae
Captain


Scarlet Jile

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:07 am


alicemae
Ooh, these post styles are spiffyyy. blaugh


Yeah, I can't do important things in my Guild, either. It's kind of a bummer.

But I can't deny the snazziness of these post styles.  
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