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William the Sorrowful

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:03 pm


What has been seen cannot be unseen!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:03 pm


Jean Grey: Drop dead Alex. Your just angry because he is getting some..

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:03 pm



      Now this is starting to get good.
      We call my uncle the missing link as a joke.



Big NO-NO's at the Institute

o1.] No rubbing Prof. X's head with shaving cream.

o2.] Pets are allowed only if a part of the power granted, unless, of course, that includes GIANT HAIRY MONKEY SPIDERS WITH GREEN FACES AND ORANGE EYES WHICH SHOOT LAZERS FASTER THAN THE 'SHOOP DA WHOOP' ANIMATION!
--No more stray kittens, either. [/coughcoughPRYDEcough]

o3.] For the last time, trying to defrost Bobby Drake in the microwave does not count as a science project.

Skylar Hikaru: I think it was pretty impressive that we built a microwave large enough to fit Bobby.


o4.] Do not hide things inside of people. Especially ice cream.

o5.] Don't try and lick Logan's claws during the winter... Just.. Don't...

Skylar Hikaru: Well I triple dog dare you! Try and get out of that one.


o6.] When you touch yourself at night, remember there are telepaths all around you.

o7.] Don't try to steal Scott Summer's glasses.

Skylar Hikaru: Let's just say that was a very unpleasant shower.


o8.] Do not even think about using nair on Mr. McCoy.

o9.] Do not rig the televisions in the freshmen's dorm area to play a fake sex tape of Scott Summers and Jean Grey at maximum volume non-stop.

Skylar Hikaru: That had to have been the funniest thing ever. Besides, we all know they have one.

Jean Grey: Get with the 21st century. It's a DVD.

Alex: OH god, I'm BLIND!! -Repressed Memories returning-

1o.] Just because you can hit harder, doesn't mean you should.

11.] We are not Hogwarts, The Unseen University, The Starfleet Academy or Stargate Command. Stop answering the phone as such.

Skylar Hikaru: It's not my fault that Professor X has an uncanny resemblance to Picard, and that my last name is Kirk. Captain Kirk and Picard. What a duo.


12.] Do not teach the students how to play poker.

13.] ---

14.] ---

[[More to be added]]


      Skylar Hikaru: That had to be one of my best creations. You have to admit that Alex.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:04 pm


haha this is fun. ^^

Big NO-NO's at the Institute

o1.] No rubbing Prof. X's head with shaving cream.

o2.] Pets are allowed only if a part of the power granted, unless, of course, that includes GIANT HAIRY MONKEY SPIDERS WITH GREEN FACES AND ORANGE EYES WHICH SHOOT LAZERS FASTER THAN THE 'SHOOP DA WHOOP' ANIMATION!
--No more stray kittens, either. [/coughcoughPRYDEcough]

o3.] For the last time, trying to defrost Bobby Drake in the microwave does not count as a science project.

Skylar Hikaru: I think it was pretty impressive that we built a microwave large enough to fit Bobby.


o4.] Do not hide things inside of people. Especially ice cream.

Gambit: Kitty. -stares her down-

o5.] Don't try and lick Logan's claws during the winter... Just.. Don't...

Skylar Hikaru: Well I triple dog dare you! Try and get out of that one.


o6.] When you touch yourself at night, remember there are telepaths all around you.

Gambit: Ben.
Benjammin: Your just jealous that more people think about me at those times than you.
Gambit: -deathglare-

o7.] Don't try to steal Scott Summer's glasses.

Skylar Hikaru: Let's just say that was a very unpleasant shower.


o8.] Do not even think about using nair on Mr. McCoy.

o9.] Do not rig the televisions in the freshmen's dorm area to play a fake sex tape of Scott Summers and Jean Grey at maximum volume non-stop.

Skylar Hikaru: That had to have been the funniest thing ever. Besides, we all know they have one.



1o.] Just because you can hit harder, doesn't mean you should.

11.] We are not Hogwarts, The Unseen University, The Starfleet Academy or Stargate Command. Stop answering the phone as such.

Skylar Hikaru: It's not my fault that Professor X has an uncanny resemblance to Picard, and that my last name is Kirk. Captain Kirk and Picard. What a duo.


12.] Do not teach the students how to play poker.

Gambit: What if they want to learn?

13.] ---

14.] ---

[[More to be added]]


Gambit: Bonsior mademoiselle.
Benjammin: So about "what's up" Skylar. -locks eyes-


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:07 pm



      It is fun.
      Ben just makes me giggle all over inside.

      Skylar Hikaru: Hey Gambit.
      I learned an awesome card trick, but I can't do it now since I don't have a runny nose anymore.
      Hi Benjammin.
      [/showdown]
      What's up with you?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:08 pm


Jean Grey:o8.So along as we don't think about using nair, we can use it right?
Jean Grey:o1. can we rub it and wish for something?
Jean Grey:Does Ben still think people touch themselves while thinking about him? /Trust/ me Gambit is at the top of that list.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:08 pm


Alex: Oh, don't get me wrong. You're hot, but you are about as interesting as stale bread. Let's not forget that It's my brother! -gags a bit.-

Also, yes, it is rather brilliant.


Well, I liked it..
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:11 pm


Jean Grey:Aw, thanks Alex <3 Don't let Scott hear you say that....
Hey it's not me who is stale.... /brick'd

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:12 pm



hahaha That's really funny.
Someone else has told me that before.

Gambit: Well i can wai' for you, mon cher.
Benjammin: Nice try but no. What is up with you?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:12 pm



      I am supposing to be going to an all night party but my ride is late.
      Super late.

      Skylar Hikaru: I think I should look into this kind of thing for a living.
      Are you trying to interrogate me, because it's just not working.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:14 pm


Okay, how is almost every one's sig's changing so fast. 8<
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:14 pm


Alex: Oh, don't worry. I'm not dumb enough to let my tongue slip. Unless it's being put to a good use. /shot...twice.

Ohhh, burn!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:15 pm



I wish I had a party to go to.
*sighes*

Benjammin: You know Emma owes me a favor or two. Would you really rather have her pick through your mind instead of telling me?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:16 pm


Jean Grey:eh. I didn't need that mental image.
Jean Grey:Who needs Emma?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:19 pm


Alex: Exactly, Feel my Pain!

You were tempted to say b***h at the end of that weren't you?


Maybe..
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