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 Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:25 am
Granted, but now you must save the world in a matter of days.
I wish that I could lick my elbow.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:09 am
granted but then you get an STD from jed because you can lick your elbow.
I wish I was immune to every sickness and disease known to man.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:26 am
Granted,but then you get your blood stolen and turned into a vaccine for all diseases.
i wish i had a AA12 shotgun and a zombie horde to try it out on.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:47 pm
Granted, but then you quickly run out of bullets and become one of the horde.
I wish that people wouldn't make mountains out of mole hills.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:37 pm
then the moles would take over and you'd die.
I wish I had more chinese food.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:33 pm
Ganted, but it is poisnous
I wish I had everything I wanted for christmas, or could afford to buy it myself
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:07 pm
Granted, but as soon as you use them they mysteriously disappear and turn into flaming arrows.
I wish I had an amazing talent for art.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:28 pm
Granted but the toxic paint fumes would kill you.
I wish I could chop down a tree.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:57 pm
granted but it falls on you.
I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:33 pm
granted but aliens take over our planet and make us slaves
i wish that i was in better shape
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:11 pm
granted but then you get arrested for illegal steriod use when you become a pro athlete. >>;;
I wish I had ice cream.
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:12 pm
Granted, but then you die of a major brain freeze.
I wish I was a talking cat
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:32 am
granted but then someone runs you over by accident. ROAD KILL! *plugs nose*
I wish animals would stop crossing the road.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:47 am
granted, but invisible little kids do instead
I wish my grandparents had given me money for christmas
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:07 am
Granted, but they end up only giving you 12 cents because the rest got lost somewhere.
I wish that wishing for something different for Christmas was the worst of my problems.
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